How is Doge Nasus not a thing?

Doge Nasus skin - Wow Such Nasus - 1820 RP

Upon casting Wither:

"Wow Very Slows" "Much Slowness" "Such Reduction"

Upon killing a minion with Siphoning Strike:

"Wow Very Kill" "Many Stacks" "Such Cane"

Upon Casting his E (I forget the name):

"Wow Very Dogecoin" "Many Circle" "Such Armor Reduction"

Upon Casting his R (SORRY I FORGET THE NAME)

"Wow Very Big" "Many Range" "Such Large"

Upon Casting his R at low health:

"Doge is not Kill" "Such Spooky" "Very Close Call"

Spells:

Killing something with his Q makes a "Woofe" sound.

His W is distorted Doges slowing the enemy.

His E is a Dogecoin.

His R makes him a Large Doge.