Because level 8s obviously love getting shitstomped by a Diamond Thresh Main on a smurf account. If you wanna smurf, whatever. Just dont say "EZ" at the end game chat and absolutely decimate and verbally harass new players.
Lazer110 voteseverytime i smurf i "adopt a noob" who really wants to learn more about this game, i lost contact with the last newbie i adopted about a year ago, and adopted a nidalee lover newbie a few days ago and showed him some nidalee hentai.
Lowvyr83 voteseverytime i smurf i "adopt a noob" who really wants to learn more about this game, i lost contact with the last newbie i adopted about a year ago, and adopted a nidalee lover newbie a few days ago and showed him some nidalee hentai.
You're going to make a great parent someday.
I Main Swain56 votesWhat's that son? you think you may be starting to like girls? well, let me introduce you to a whole new world!
Transgressor14 votesHere's a couple of good educational films about this strange new world:
Boku no Pico, Kiss X Sis, My little sister can't be this cute, Bible Black, Boy meets Harem: the animation, Concerto, Cool Devices.
I'll be here if you need me.
Ace Access 2 votesHere's a couple of good educational films about this strange new world:
Boku no Pico, Kiss X Sis, My little sister can't be this cute, Bible Black, Boy meets Harem: the animation, Concerto, Cool Devices.
I'll be here if you need me.
ok hide the text with a link before the family value right wing nuts show up and start their usual shenanigans
Transgressor3 votesTheir jurisdiction doesn't apply to me, I'm European :D, they've got no power here.
I reject their reality, and substitute my own.
Gorgannan2 votesHear that guys? He's European. He's already 5x more likely to be a godless atheist.
:^)
Transgressor3 votesI'm a godless atheist and a homosexual gay.
KasrkinOo1 votesCaptain Sweden, is it you?
Transgressor1 votesHahahahah I wish, I'm Greek actually :P
OneLuckyBug4 votesAnd his country is more likely to have better education standards and government policies. The US is behind the curve, cat daddy.
Gorgannan2 votesI'm an atheist too :P It was a joke about the redneck army :P
Vincent Lucius9 votesIsn't Boku no Pico for when/if your son says that he might like other boys? Or if you find "yaoi" in your daughter's search history?
Transgressor4 votesNow, I'm not an expert on japanese culture, but on top of my head, yaoi is male homoerotic content, known as shounen ai. More or less gay stuff as imagined by women, for women(the overwhelming majority of yaoi is made by women).
The japanese have categories for everything. My examples are straight-up hentai, more or less perverted hardcore pornography animated instead of acted.
To answer your question; not necessarily. Personally, I wouldn't classify it as homosexual pornography. Would you have a son with homoerotic sexual orientation, or a daughter that likes seeing men on homoerotic acts, I'd suggest simply showing him some softcore gay porn, since Boku no Pico is pretty much perversion through and through(20 year old dude, engaging in multiple hardcore sex escapades with a boy in his early teens that likes to dress as a girl).
I'll be honest here, those examples are humorous, under no circumstances to be taken seriously. What they depict is straight up stupidly perverse and sick, made to cater to the curious and/or straight up perverted. Remember, with a large enough population, there's an audience for everyone.
YumaS2Astral7 votes[{quoted}](name=Vincent Lucius,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=ezV0NtE9,comment-id=00010000000000000001,timestamp=2015-08-23T20:20:51.507+0000)
Isn't Boku no Pico for when/if your son says that he might like other boys? Or if you find "yaoi" in your daughter's search history?
has somebody said "yaoi"??????????? 
Vincent Lucius3 votesMaybe... but yaoi doesn't taste purple, Lulu.
JohnnyNoxid8 voteseverytime i smurf i "adopt a noob" who really wants to learn more about this game, i lost contact with the last newbie i adopted about a year ago, and adopted a nidalee lover newbie a few days ago and showed him some nidalee hentai.
I need this kind of smurf in my life :(
Squeaker1015 votesI'm Bronze and really want to learn more about this game.
Pls adopt me; also I love 
mikemcparty2 votesGoogles "morgana hentai"
NICE
Troy24262111 voteseverytime i smurf i "adopt a noob" who really wants to learn more about this game, i lost contact with the last newbie i adopted about a year ago, and adopted a nidalee lover newbie a few days ago
You have me on-board with the idea
and showed him some nidalee hentai.
AAAND you lost me
Yosuke Apperu34 votesBut they can't do anything more with their time, god forbid someone else be happy. I can't stand the amount of riven smurfs that talk trash on everyone.
IcyPepper17 votesIsn't every RIven main a diamond 1 smurf?
Shield Villain24 votesThat is correct. You may not be one right now, but if you ever chose to play Riven you instantly become a Diamond 1 Smurf. Riot forces you to make a smurf account, and elo boosts you to Diamon 1 on your main.
doombotMECHA5 votesthis is also why riven mains can't play anything else. they don't own any other champs on that account
S2C2Xd9KOy2 votesI started smurfing Riven. I played 2 games and went like 30+/2/2 in both and i was like I'm sorry i can't do this and stopped playing on the account lol
LeeDark16 votesHere's the thing. The kind of person who WANTS to smurf is generally the same kind of person who won't care about your post. They do it because they get frustrated by a string of losses on their main and just want to stomp someone. He's not really a Diamond Thresh main. He's really a Plat Thresh main in Diamond 5, perpetually unable to climb because he isn't really Diamond material.
Angel Violét13 votesWhenever I smurf or queue with my lv 15 friend, there's always that one guy who's like lv 23 and is trying so goddamn hard, they be like" Yeah we gotta group man, bro wtf are you doing why did you run, yoo tryndamere why are you pushing top ur supposed to be grouping with us...." And I'm just like "bruh, you think ur gud?"
Chatillon15 votesOr that Yi that goes in 1v4 and does 2 damage b/c he rushed statikk
wtf why didn't you go in?
i was farming bot lane....
You didnt react fast enough
I was a literal half of a map away
/all report noob team, doesn't listen
And this was when i realized how bad my elo is, and worse...
that i am in it
Gr8 Meme8 votesNonsense. Gotta dumpster them low levels and show them who's boss.
This "Project Yasuo" guy dominated our Yasuo mid (who was clearly new to the game and Yasuo) after he was 5-0 he typed in all chat "I don't play fair kid"
He then proceeded to make #LCSBigplays when 12-0 by running around the map styling on us, orbwalking like a literal GOD and displaying Yasuo mechanics that rivaled Faker himself. Fast forward to 19 minutes and he's in our base dropping triple's and Quadra's and spamming laugh emotes.
And this whole time the low level Lulu he was duoing with because "they just wanted to play together and totally weren't intending to exploit Riot's pants on head retarded matchmaking system" was calling us all noobs in all chat and telling us how bad we are. And of course the "GG EZ's" came out in post-game chat.
We got outplayed, clearly. PIC RELATED.
Only Play Darius2 votesHow do you orbwalk on a melee champ?
Is it when you run away and only stop to Q when it comes off cooldown?
youngjake932 votes[{quoted}](name=Jelly Mac,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=ezV0NtE9,comment-id=00160001,timestamp=2015-08-24T01:37:46.335+0000)
How do you orbwalk on a melee champ?
Is it when you run away and only stop to Q when it comes off cooldown?
Animation cancelling your autos with a melee champ provides the same exact benefit as ranged champs while chasing people. Anyway, how is this Gold 3 player being compared to Faker
MasqureMan7 votesHow about just stop smurfing in the first place? It's legit like going into a soccer field of little kids who are learning the basics, kicking their asses, then acting like it's a normal, okay thing to do.
SteelStallion5 votesYea but sometimes I want to play with newer friends to the game, and if they play with me on my normal account they're just going to get destroyed and discouraged. When I smurf with them I usually do something really silly though like hybrid carry Malphite (ravenous hydra, rageblade, nashor's tooth, trinity force) or like full AP wizard Rammus or something.
I do agree in general though. If you're just solo queuing as a smurf and giving it your all and then being a poor sport to the enemy/your team then you really are a big part of the problem with the barrier of entry for newer players.
JedenVojak5 votesWhat if they're a bronze smurf who is trying their luck by learning a whole new champion, and then had a surprisingly easy fight?
Sona Ping2 votesLeaving aside they shouldn't need a smurf for that...
Then they shouldn't be a scumbag and harass the opposite team,_ either way_.
Only Play Darius4 votes"Thresh main"
Yea unless you're Aphromoo you can't really hard carry a game as a support with Level 8's on your team who barely know how to play.
Orders4 votesThey are probably already really angry/salty that they recently lost a lot of games on their main, so they think: why not redeem myself by stomping some noobs?
Little did they know that the noobs that he wanted to stomp could frustrate him even more because they don't even know basic fundamentals yet.
If that's the case, then people who make smurfs just to stomp low-leveled players really have a problem with dealing with defeat. lol.
ArkenStorm3 votesThe amount of times that i facepalm about other player's stupidity in smurf games http://www.ingeniouspress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/too-damn-high.jpg
Lexy Kitten3 votesI smurf occasionally when I have had a string of losses on my main account and really need a pick me up. I always remain friendly though.
Keyoshi3 votesHonestly, I'm trying to power level. I want to end the game as fast as i can so i can get a second account to diamond, I don't want to drag out another game because they're new. I mean i help them as much as i can in that game and answer the questions that need to be asked but im not trying to make you guys feel bad. I just want to level cause it takes so long.
SlaktarTasken3 votesWhen I smurf with my low level pals I usually support or tank-jungle while focus on trying to feed+educate them instead of feeding myself disregarding who I play, sometimes I even intentionaly die to balance out the game if I feel I've been making a disproportionaly large impact on the game. I do this for my teammates to make sure they get out us much as possible out of the experience (shh don't tell them about it though) ^^.
I think it's more educational for them as I won't rofflestomp carry, delegating them all to be my personal supports and I think it's more pleasant for the opposing team, that will actually have a decent shot at winning. Not that I'm a high elo player or so, but a noob is a noob, noobs are the gosus of tomorrow and should be encouraged and respected.
OwlMechanic2 votesBack before my smurf accounts hit 30 I'd use them pretty much solely to play things like teemo jungle and AD malzahar support. That way I could legitimately try, but normal champs would have the advantage (yet winning or at least not doing terribly is a ton of fun)
NoTactGaming2 votesThe best i can give is about 15 keks...
TenSlashTen2 votesto be fair its not a diamond thats doing that. Diamonds dont actually tell people they're smurfing because we're smart enough to know what kind of toxicity that breeds in low elo.
the rest of the low elos are like "welp im xxx elo time to restart"
ImSoFull2 votesThis, i made a smurf to "adopt"/ train a friend and games are just filled with dirty Riven smurfs with skins at level 7 saying "GG ez you guys are trash" "Im boxbox lol get better scrubz" And that's when i switch lane with the noob and stomp them. Can't count the number of time i've made them dirty smurfs rage quit.
Sicarius Æternum2 votesIDC if someone smurfs, but if some shit smurf starts raging, instalocking, and using the fact that he is a smurf as an excuse, WTF MAN! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER IF YOU ARE A SMURF
General Murica2 votesFun fact, almost every smurf is a riven/kata/ahri player, nough said.
Budupops1 votesthere are no new players only more smurfs
DeathPuddle2 votesBecause whenever there is a legitimately new player, the smurfs make them instantly uninstall the game.
Sona Ping2 votesWhich could be solved if Riot just bit the bullet and let people buy level 30 accounts.
