Why isn't Ekko fat?

Tentakill Myself·Jun 2, 2015·270 votes·10,316 views

I mean he always goes back 4 seconds.

72 Comments

Vistha KaiJun 2, 2015100 votes

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/103530/2386293-the_joke_your_head_3-%28n1292804669453%29.jpg

gubigubiJun 2, 201520 votes

He goes back 4 seconds He goes back for seconds

arcinexJun 2, 201520 votes

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http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/103530/2386293-the_joke_your_head_3-%28n1292804669453%29.jpg

This was funnier than the OP

CopelandoJun 2, 20154 votes

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This was funnier than the OP

http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3852q4/why_do_chefs_love_cooking_for_ekko/ this is also funny

DaMirrorLinkJun 4, 20152 votes

See, I got the pun at the start, but the pun also gave me cancer so theres that too.

SlytherinUmbreonJun 6, 20151 votes

The best puns usually do Or the worst ones. Hard to tell which.

Junsui AoiJun 2, 201530 votes

For those that didn't get it... goes back four seconds with his ulti

orrrrr, goes back for seconds at the dinner table.

That was pretty funny, but explaining kills it lol XD

Chloe E PriceJun 2, 201528 votes

Patch Notes:

"Ekko's ultimate Chronobreak now sends Ekko back 3.9 seconds, down from 4. Phreak wasn't happy about someone making a pun better than his own."

MakraJun 3, 20154 votes

More reddit plagiarism..

Mike KachowskiJun 2, 201526 votes

I just facepalmed for a solid minute. Good job man :)

DaktushJun 3, 201511 votes

He stole it from here: http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3852q4/why_do_chefs_love_cooking_for_ekko/

Monkey D LuffyJun 3, 201512 votes

wow he's a scrub

idokiJun 2, 201511 votes

Nice reddit joke my friend :^)

QuickJetJun 2, 20159 votes

Seriously? Ekko: http://news.cdn.leagueoflegends.com/public/images/pages/2015/ekko/img/Ekko_Splash_WP.jpg Back four seconds: http://dailybuzzlive.com/wp-content/uploads/711146439835439432.jpg

coeurloyalJun 2, 20157 votes

...Yeah. I've got nothin.

DíckWallaceJun 2, 20157 votes

How do people not get this? It's self explanatory, there is no punchline. It's just a pun. That is very clever OP..

The LexerJun 2, 20158 votes

Its a tough pun to see. I read it 3 times before I got it

Vellich0rJun 3, 20152 votes

and I went to reddit 3 times before i got it.

Big Bang BobJun 2, 20152 votes

Not everyone knows the how far back his ult travels. xD

Stars ShaperJun 2, 20157 votes

The cake was still a lie though.

Urdnot EntarJun 3, 20156 votes

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/19e2fnbsv2on6gif.gif

1 800 MID LANEJun 2, 20155 votes

Yeah...I don't get it.

Big Bang BobJun 2, 20152 votes

Go read his moves in the wikia.

1 800 MID LANEJun 3, 20152 votes

HA!

Still took me a while, but HA!

Aych PiiJun 3, 20155 votes

I thought this was gonna be a joke about people feeding him all the time.

I still wouldn't be disappointed if this same joke wasn't on the front page of the subreddit, though.

lDontLiftIcarryJun 3, 20155 votes

reddit disgusts me.

Best Darius KRJun 2, 20154 votes

I...... Sorry, i just don't get it

Calibretto9Jun 2, 20152 votes

He always goes back "for" seconds. As in, getting seconds with food.

bradJun 2, 20154 votes

that was pretty fuckin good 9/10 uncle phreak would b proud

AbsoluteSadmanJun 2, 20154 votes

Uhhhhh

a few minutes later

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

SquarefighterJun 3, 20154 votes

Good job shamelessly ripping this off of yesterday's front page of Reddit. Unless you're that post's OP ofc.

Tis a nice dayJun 3, 20157 votes

It's almost as if it were a sin to share what was popular in one place (Reddit) onto another (League forums).

SquarefighterJun 3, 20154 votes

You should always give credit to the original source. There's a word for taking something without giving credit and it's plagiarism.

IcyPepperJun 3, 20155 votes

"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?" "Sure." "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three in the evening?" "What?" "Man!" "Citation please." "The sphinx...? Fuck."