Some Jhin Quotes I Devised

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--avZl-bA---/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/ebxvod5t6w6tbnovojpm.jpg It frightens me how easy it is to slip into the mindset of Jhin. Here are some quotes I whipped up for him.

(Upon being affected) Ah, such sweet smells. (Upon being affected) An idyllic atmosphere. (Upon being affected) An arousing fragrance. (Upon being affected) Breathe deeply the spices. (Upon being affected) Hmm, you mean to inspire the senses. My works inspire, no, uplift! My talent inspires you to greater heights. Even peons can learn from my craft. Tonight, one fortunate fan will join the show. Take the leading role! Rise above the mediocrity! Now, for a breakout role! Every breakthrough inspires greater brilliance! Sometimes, art requires ambiguity. A little ambiguity never hurt anyone. Let them find beauty in the interpretation. Let them puzzle the meaning. My lips are sealed. Anonymity offers an artist a great range of liberty. Now, for an abstract piece. Crude, but not unworkable. How can I hasten when you cannot rush art? Perhaps a stroll is what I need. So uncivilized. Ugh. It smells of bile and waste. What a. . . colorful . . . aroma I’ve discovered. A brute’s tool, unbefitting my hand. I suppose if I must use it. . . Now this is a proper MacGuffin. Nothing beats a good tragedy. Certainly there’s a tale behind this blade’s acquisition. The history of this blade is an enthralling tale. This thing’s seen real drama. The blade of a ruined king. . . the poetry writes itself. Something to steel the nerves before the climax. Passion itself, instilled in a bottle. Every breakthrough inspires greater brilliance. Let’s cut to the heart of the matter. Protected by supernatural forces, the artist plies his craft. My art is divinely ordained. The hero cannot die! Not yet. . . Back for the third act! The foundations for a plot twist. Inspiration from above! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Not inelegant, but it lacks something. A familiar style. Never before did I imagine a tool could be art. . . A master’s, no, a prodigy’s tool! And the crowd fell silent! The suspense will kill. Ah, the tale of Lord Dominik. Lord Dominik sends his regards. Listen! Can you hear it: the roar of applause? Some things are worth repeating. Art should resonate. For when artist’s block next afflicts me. I am familiar with the smoke and mirrors of theatre. Actor exit stage right. Please, someone get me the abridged. Impressive, yes, but where’s the plot? If only the writer’s passion matched the bookbinder’s. Dark forces, oh how dreadfully dull. And on that day, they were given a mortal reminder. Torn from the mouth of the abyss. A brush such as the world has never seen. The setup for a future confrontation. I am the dancing spirit between the trees. The weft and weave of fate guides. . . I dance with death everyday. The choreography is stunning. . . There is no me, there is no you. Only the dance. Shall we dance? A fashionable, if colossal, accessory. A vast hat for a vast genius. I brim with new genius. I’ve had an epiphany! I now see the flaw in my technique. I must rectify it! Rapid fire, pft. Art cannot be rushed. Quality over quantity. The storm's fury, instilled in material form. I will give an electrifying performance! I will shock them into awe. You can’t rush art. . . but I do feel a tingling. Rendering lightning requires a bold, flowing penmanship! So fashionable it burns. For a performance on a cold, wintery night. Look how the flames dance along the cloth. If only I could be so grossly incandescent. . . I shall paint the world red. A little sanguine is what we need. Ah, red. The color of blood, of fire, of passion! A touch of vermilion renewal. I am never at my wit’s end. Let us find resonance in one another. I am a blossom on the wind. Watch me soar. The rush of lotus blossoms; so fleeting, so Such ephemeral dexterity. (Upon being affected) At last, a person of taste! (Upon being affected) I do appreciate a grateful fan. (Upon being affected) I dedicate this next piece to you. (Upon being affected) You will not be disappointed. (Upon being affected) A generous patron! (Upon being affected) I’d hate to disappoint. (Upon being affected) A commission, I am off! Pause for maximum effect. Such perfect stillness. Beauty can be captured, however fleeting.