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Chaotic Reks35 votes

Metal... she want's metal...

Ironclad Dragon29 votes

She wants the metal.

Chaotic Reks34 votes

she craves his mineral

Ironclad Dragon41 votes

She needs some iron in her diet.

...

I'll... I'll just leave.

I Main Swain12 votes

mordekaiser isnt the only one who likes things heavy and metal

GameMemo4 votes

Nautilus

Chaotic Reks2 votes

sometimes he feels it just weighs him down

The Ecdysiast1 votes

They're in the same band ya dinguses.

IcyPepper13 votes

Which means they're often in close proximity... expressing the feelings of their souls into their music... feeling each other's emotions on the wavelength of song...

It was about time we would ship 'em.

Lord Boltrix2 votes

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She already got the metal. http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/3080428dce2956ebabf7fd07980d0ec8.jpg

I can imagine the Pentakill band's response to the addition of a 'sixth' member.

Sona (points to the pregnancy indicator, then points to Mordekaiser) Mordekaiser WHAT?! Olaf Yorick Karthus YAY!

Vistha Kai1 votes

Wouldn't they have to change the band's name, though?

Lord Boltrix2 votes

Well maybe when the little tyke is all grown-up and ready to hue.

Vistha Kai4 votes

You are never too young to hue.

Ironclad Dragon32 votes

I SAW YOUR UPVOTE. COME OUT IN THE OPEN.

Gentleman Gems27 votes

and Shyvana turned into his bitch, forever

Solaxo3 votes

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and Shyvana turned into his bitch, forever

Shyvana is a broken parody of dragon, a wyvern

WyvernEgg9 votes

Rawr

TheRainInSpain1 votes

Someone didn't like TES games.

Vistha Kai1 votes

Only Skyrim has drago- wyverns.

TheRainInSpain3 votes

Hyperbolic Absolutes are never actually absolute. In Dragon Age: Inquisition, the Wyvern is part of the Dragon Family; ergo, is a dragon. In Dungeons and Dragons, the Wyvern is a species of Dragon. In Magic the Gathering, the Wyvern is a type of Drake, or Dragon. There are also Drakes with the usual European Dragon format, but most of the cards use a Wyvern format. In Tolkien's The Hobbit, Smaug is described as a "Worm", not a "Dragon", (both are types of drakes) meaning he was not the typical European design. He still had wings, so that ruled out the worm-like burrowing dragons as well as the reptilian drakes like Glaurung. His film adaption is closer to the book's description than Tolkien's drawing.

All Wyverns. Also all classified as a Dragon. Skyrim is simply more mainstream.

HolowHall of Hal2 votes

What a wuss

Ironclad Dragon5 votes

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121115192233/borderlands/images/8/85/687787450.jpg NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!

IcyPepper6 votes

Didn't they form Pentakill together? They were practically meant for one another.

IcyPepper9 votes

Well since the band is practically their baby, might as well take the next step!

http://orig08.deviantart.net/c60c/f/2012/211/3/a/don__t_catch_a_cold_by_semlimit-d4ksf7z.jpg

Come on Rito, you know it's meant to be.

biomaster5 votes

i now may ship this

Ironclad Dragon2 votes

Why didn't you already?

A Miss Fortune4 votes

In all honesty as an ADC main, I'm actually really excited to see Mordekaiser be able to go bot.

Ironclad Dragon15 votes

'Cause you want to stomp him with ease and have an easy time?

macromite3 votes

as a mordekaiser main, I can't wait to stomp the shit out of bot lane. you're range means nothing when you can't even touch my health bar.

doombotMECHA5 votes

as a morde main, i love this idea. kill bot w/jungle assist, take adc ghost, take dragon ghost, shove the ENTIRE LANE.

A Miss Fortune6 votes

Not at all, and actually he seems like he'll do pretty well and excel against certain matchups and with certain supports. Don't underestimate the possibilities of Mordekaiser.

But to be fair I'm 99% sure CertainlyT worked on Mordekaiser, the same guy who also made Zyra, Thresh, Darius, Yasuo, and Kalista. So chances are he's gonna be broken and recieve like 50 nerfs. I mean, I believe he's already given Mordekaiser a heal now. So now we just need him to have 500 dashes and we're good to go.

LaowPing3 votes

Am I the only one who likes CertainlyT's creations? I know how much hate she gets but Kalista is was of the most fun champs I've ever played and Thresh is the truest support ever.

ChaosThief5 votes

The main problem is that their kits give them TOO MUCH.

In kalista, she has infinitely scaling damage, yes, that's fine. She also has vision, ok, we can deal with that.

She can then deal % max health, has infinite mobility(making infinite damage a pain to deal with) AND can pull her support out of danger or throw the support in to engage.

Thresh has infinite armor/AP, 2 forms of hard cc, a lantern which can fix an ADC's positioning mistake at any point he can throw it out.

The problem isn't that they aren't fun, the problem is that they're given too much at once.

MeesterMoo4 votes

I can right click as any champion in the game and have "infinite mobility"

T RexHasTinyArms2 votes

It is gonna be really interesting and probably hard to balance. He'll get a large level advantage through the laning but be at significant disadvantage for the range issue. If Morde can use the level advantage to be dangerous early and get the kill at level 6 he may be able to put the ADC behind enough to win the lane hard. If there's a good match up for an ADC top or mid (like Vayne or Ez) then Morde may become pick ban if it sets up the ability to do okay/well in a solo lane w/ ranged AD and keep the enemy ranged AD down at the same time to set up a large lead mid game and thus objective control and early wins.

WutsKraken3 votes

Would've been 100% better if you had Mordekaiser mention something dead instead of flowers lol

doombotMECHA5 votes

"should a I get her a banshee? it'd help with her hair..."

FantasySniper3 votes

Get that bitch a dragon.

Bitches love dragons...

Kunumbral3 votes

Zilean Jokes aside. I think Zilean would completely cause bot lane to go out of control.

Mordekaiser Gains full xp for the minions he kills, half for the ones he doesn't. A Mord that can cs well can gain a ridiculous level advantage if he has a Zilean boosting it even more.

They get 50 each? Mord gets 108 and Zil gets 54.

(AND I DO WANNA SHIP MORD X SONA!)

Qarekeo2 votes

Now that Mordekaiser's being remade into a duo-lane carry, we can finally bring Pentakill back together and have it be a viable teamcomp!

Well, when they rework Yorick I guess item 3070Yorickitem 3070 (though I thought he was fine).

Ironclad Dragon11 votes

Karthus Mid Mordekaiser Carry Olaf Jungle Sona Support Yorick Top

Perfectly viable. But they should get a cosmetic buff for it.

Stars Shaper3 votes

If they do I'm buying Penta Morde asap.

IcyPepper2 votes

It already kind of already is a viable team comp! :D Just very unorthodox because of the lack of an actual adc, but it makes up for assloads of sustain and teamfighting damage

Emperor Time1 votes

Dragon force......Through the fire and flames I guess.....

Ironclad Dragon7 votes

Mordekaiser THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES, I'LL CARRY YOU ALL!

Rikari1 votes

But Sona isn't heavy or Metal

IcyPepper3 votes

She formed, not joined, formed Pentakill.

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