League of Champions (Episode 3)

iiSey·2/15/2018, 9:40:21 PM·1 votes·356 views

#League of Champions ######Season one, Episode three : Zoe's nerfs Zoe : ''Cmon riot! I'm not even that op anymore'' Ashe Vayne Varus Lucian Jhin Tristana Draven Caitlyn Ezreal Jinx Kalista KogMaw MissFortune Twitch Xayah : ''YES YOU ARE!'' Zoe : ''Why you all mad at me like thaaaat...'' Starts crying Ashe Vayne Varus Lucian Jhin Tristana Draven Caitlyn Ezreal Jinx Kalista KogMaw MissFortune Twitch Xayah : ''Cry bitch, we have families too you know'' Zoe : ''WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU ALL!'' Ezreal : ''I Speak for all adc's Zoe. You, are, annoying, as fuck, killing us while we sleep.'' Zoe : ''Not you too ezreal! '' Ahri : ''Oh not just adc's are mad girl. We midlaners hate you even more'' Fizz : ''True that'' Zed : ''Yup'' Lux : ''I agre...'' Zoe : ''SHUT UP LUUX! '' Yasuo : ''Guys, she's a kid you know'' Riven : ''Yeah, we shouldn't make kids cry like that'' Yasuo : ''Right, we shouldn't make usual kids cry like that'' Zoe : ''Usual ?'' Yasuo : ''Heard that right. Malph come out now'' Malphite ults Zoe from behind Yasuo : ''URA KADOUUNNNG!'' Riven : '' KILL HER!!'' Varus : ''DIIE!!'' Diana : ''AAAAAAHHH!!'' Caitlyn : ''HEADSHOTS HEADSHOTS HEADSHOTS HEADSHOTS TRICKSHOTS'' Caitlyn : ''360 NO SCOPE HEADSHOT EZ PZ'' Caitlyn : ''HEADSHOT NO SCOPE. 720 NO SCOPE '' Varus : ''Okay Caitlyn ca..'' Caitlyn : ''HEAD SHOT HEAD SHOT HEAD SHOT HEAD SHOOOOOOOOT'' Varus : ''Calm do..'' Caitlyn : ''360 ! 720! 1080! 1440! NO SCOPE GIRL'' Varus : ''SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY'' Yasuo : ''Ahh .. ouff, she's dead now'' Zoe : ''whyy.. arghghh'' bleeds Ekko : ''Because bitch'' Zoe : ''Ezreal.. before i go.. i love you. i always did.... i hope there's a world beyond, where we can see each others... argghh'' dies Ezreal : ''I actually feel bad now'' Riven : ''So do i'' Yasuo : ''Was that unfair maybe ?" Riven : "Well it was more than 20v1" Lux : "DEMACIAAAAAAAAA" Zoe's body burns and disapears Varus : "Uh ok, well i am happy she's dead tbh" Ashe : "So are all of we" Mordekaiser : "Look, i created a ghost of her" Gragas : "oh oh oh, a ghost of her you say?" Mordekaiser : "Yup" Gragas : "You control her ?" Mordekaiser : "Got it right ma boy" Varus : "Control her you said ?" DrMundo : "Mundo think ideas now" Gragas : "Yeaahhh, show us that booty" Mordekaiser : "WHAT!? SHE'S MAYBE 1K YEARS OLD BUT SHE HAS A KIDS BODY" Gragas : "I know, that's the sexy part" Braum : "Is there anything illegal happening here?" Vi : "Varus, Mundo, Gragas and Mordekaiser, you all are arrested for being %%%%philes" Volibear : "You guys are going away for a loong time" Gragas : "But she's 1000 years old." Vi : "That excuse only works with World Disney and Riot. You guys are getting arrested" Mordekaiser : " Oh , you guys are the %%%%s" Vi : "How?" Mordekaiser controls Zoe to in Vi's hands and say "oh baby" Volibear : "Vi? How long have you been doing that stuff? You're going with them" Braum : "You surprise me Vi." Vi : "WHAT IS SHE SAYING?! I NEVER DID ANYTHING WITH HER" Yasuo : "Oh that good good body" Riven : "Yasuo?" Yasuo : "OH AH FUCK I MEANT Why are you guys such %%%%s?" Riven : "Mmm?" Braum : "Uh so who do we arrest?" Zoe resists Zoe her ghost whispers what Zoe wanted to say, with slow, low volume words, she' suffering to these words : "Arrest.. arrest.. Lux... all the others are my friends... don't.. arghh.. don't arrest them.. you all be happy... I'm sorry.. sorry if i got you mad.. now i shall go... i'm sorry... ahhhh... before i go... ahhhh arghh aah.. please... please promise me.. to... never.. be angry again... ahh... I love you all... arghhhhh" Dies once again

All Stay silent, in shock Varus : "Zoe.. if you hear me somehow, i'm sorry." Vayne : "So am i" Ezreal : " And i" Lux : " And i" Caitlyn : "And all of us" Ekko : "No not me lol fuck it her words didn't do shit to me, let that bitch die" Riven : "Zoe.. i'm sorry aswell.. Please forgive us" Zilean : "Papa zil can you help you all with that! I'll bring Zoe back !" Vayne shoots Zilean in the head Vayne : "God, no"

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