League of Champions (Episode 3)
#League of Champions
######Season one, Episode three : Zoe's nerfs
: ''Cmon riot! I'm not even that op anymore''
: ''YES YOU ARE!''
: ''Why you all mad at me like thaaaat...'' Starts crying
: ''Cry bitch, we have families too you know''
: ''WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU ALL!''
: ''I Speak for all adc's Zoe. You, are, annoying, as fuck, killing us while we sleep.''
: ''Not you too ezreal! ''
: ''Oh not just adc's are mad girl. We midlaners hate you even more''
: ''True that''
: ''Yup''
: ''I agre...''
: ''SHUT UP LUUX! ''
: ''Guys, she's a kid you know''
: ''Yeah, we shouldn't make kids cry like that''
: ''Right, we shouldn't make usual kids cry like that''
: ''Usual ?''
: ''Heard that right. Malph come out now''
Malphite ults Zoe from behind
: ''URA KADOUUNNNG!''
: '' KILL HER!!''
: ''DIIE!!''
: ''AAAAAAHHH!!''
: ''HEADSHOTS HEADSHOTS HEADSHOTS HEADSHOTS TRICKSHOTS''
: ''360 NO SCOPE HEADSHOT EZ PZ''
: ''HEADSHOT NO SCOPE. 720 NO SCOPE ''
: ''Okay Caitlyn ca..''
: ''HEAD SHOT HEAD SHOT HEAD SHOT HEAD SHOOOOOOOOT''
: ''Calm do..''
: ''360 ! 720! 1080! 1440! NO SCOPE GIRL''
: ''SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY''
: ''Ahh .. ouff, she's dead now''
: ''whyy.. arghghh'' bleeds
: ''Because bitch''
: ''Ezreal.. before i go.. i love you. i always did.... i hope there's a world beyond, where we can see each others... argghh'' dies
: ''I actually feel bad now''
: ''So do i''
: ''Was that unfair maybe ?"
: "Well it was more than 20v1"
: "DEMACIAAAAAAAAA"
Zoe's body burns and disapears
: "Uh ok, well i am happy she's dead tbh"
: "So are all of we"
: "Look, i created a ghost of her"
: "oh oh oh, a ghost of her you say?"
: "Yup"
: "You control her ?"
: "Got it right ma boy"
: "Control her you said ?"
: "Mundo think ideas now"
: "Yeaahhh, show us that booty"
: "WHAT!? SHE'S MAYBE 1K YEARS OLD BUT SHE HAS A KIDS BODY"
: "I know, that's the sexy part"
: "Is there anything illegal happening here?"
: "Varus, Mundo, Gragas and Mordekaiser, you all are arrested for being %%%%philes"
: "You guys are going away for a loong time"
: "But she's 1000 years old."
: "That excuse only works with World Disney and Riot. You guys are getting arrested"
: " Oh , you guys are the %%%%s"
: "How?"
Mordekaiser controls Zoe to in Vi's hands and say "oh baby"
: "Vi? How long have you been doing that stuff? You're going with them"
: "You surprise me Vi."
: "WHAT IS SHE SAYING?! I NEVER DID ANYTHING WITH HER"
: "Oh that good good body"
: "Yasuo?"
: "OH AH FUCK I MEANT Why are you guys such %%%%s?"
: "Mmm?"
: "Uh so who do we arrest?"
resists
her ghost whispers what Zoe wanted to say, with slow, low volume words, she' suffering to these words : "Arrest.. arrest.. Lux... all the others are my friends... don't.. arghh.. don't arrest them.. you all be happy... I'm sorry.. sorry if i got you mad.. now i shall go... i'm sorry... ahhhh... before i go... ahhhh arghh aah.. please... please promise me.. to... never.. be angry again... ahh... I love you all... arghhhhh" Dies once again
All Stay silent, in shock
: "Zoe.. if you hear me somehow, i'm sorry."
: "So am i"
: " And i"
: " And i"
: "And all of us"
: "No not me lol fuck it her words didn't do shit to me, let that bitch die"
: "Zoe.. i'm sorry aswell.. Please forgive us"
: "Papa zil can you help you all with that! I'll bring Zoe back !"
Vayne shoots Zilean in the head
: "God, no"