[Champions Misery] Episode 1 : New Aatrox (STORY)

: "When is Aatrox coming back?" (Rhaast) : "soon" : "Hello, i'm back!" : "What, what is that accent? What the fuck?" : "Ikr, ewww" : "Hey! THis is the new me, don't you dare talk about me, didn't you see yourself Rhaast? You're a fucking scythe, seriously Rhaast, i don't understand" : "Uh okay.." : "And you Varus, did you forget the memo ? the double a thing varus! the double A thing!" : "Bro i just forgot, let's get to serious shit now" : "Yeah, so, we were sayi.." : "Varus, you forgot about this, and you're also 2 fucking gays in one body, what the fuck is that ? You dare call yourself a fucking Darkin after all of that?" : "What happened to you Aatrox?" : "Ikr, you keep on dissin us" : "Shut up you both shits, i'm the leader here, okay?" : "You always were.." : "Anyways, you have any other ideas on how to conquer the world?" : "Yes, i have a plan" : "What is it?" : "Kill everybody" : "But who would we reign over if we do that?" : "Oh right" : " Look, i got a plan too, we'll start by taking over Noxus, they are a very organized kingdom, so we might encounter difficulites"

meanwhile : "Swain! Come look at that, i dunked with my dick" : "No fucking way" : "can i try?" : "Go ahead!" : "Wait lemme get the camera, if he does it, everyone has to see it!" : "Cmon! Just 1 cm more Swain, look at some porn idk, you can do it bro!"

Aatrox, Rhaast and Varus crash in

: "Oh god" : "I think, i think they are filming a Porn Video.." : "No! It's not what you think!" : "Then what the fuck is it? You guys have your fucking dicks out" : "It's a long story, anyways, what are you guys doing here?" : "We're here to conquer this place, Noxus is ours now." : "We recommend you guys surrendering, you stand no chance against us, the Darkins" : " Oh you shall not! You dare to defy me, Darius?" : "Actually we also dare to defy all of your kingdom" : "You're going to regret this!" Darius runs towards Aatrox : " WAIT WAIT, Put your dick back in first please." : "Oh Right waitasec" : "I'll put mine back in too" : "No, keep yours out <3 ~" : "WHAT THE FUCK" : "Gay shit" : "damn" : "Sorry, that was my 2 gays inside, apparently one of them liked the look of your dick" : "Yeah right" : "I don't even want to fight anymore, take care of them Darius" Darius proceeds to one shot each Darkin with his ultimate