League of Champions (Episode 1)
(Disclaimer : This contains sex jokes. If you don't like that, please don't read this. You can read other episodes tho, because sex jokes are only for Valentines day!) #League of Chat ######Season one, Episode 1 : Valentine's day
: "It's Valentine's day!"
: "And you know what that means!"
: "EVERYBODY HAVE SEX!"
: "Honey there's kids in here you know.. Just dm me that shit"
: "Whats sex?"
: "Yeah what is that weird 3 letters word?"
: "And fuck! Well kids, sex is, uh. How to say that. It's basically the gender, yeah! If your sex is a male, your a man! If your sex is a female, your a girl! Get it ?"
: "Don't listen to braum, sex is something fun, you're going to try it some time"
: "Dude! Do you even know how old they are?!"
: "What? I'm old! I just turned 9 yesterday! And i even have someone for valentine's day! Maybe i could try "sex" with her!"
: "Alright i'm out of here."
: "But what is "sex" ? How can we try something we don't know?"
: "google it"
: "Okay that went too far. Papa Zil"
Zilean comes in flying like an old dumb fuck
: "Woh woh! Papa Zilean is here, solving your problems and removing your tears!"
: "Stfu and turn back time into 7 minutes ago. I don't want annie being lesbian"
: "wooooooooh"
Turns back 7 minute in time
: "It's Valentine's day!"
: "And you know what that means!"
: "EVERYBODY..." Gets interrupted by Gragas
: "Stfu Annie isn't going Lesbian"
: "What the fuck, you just ruined my sentence with your Annie shit"
: "Riven, you wanna go somewhere?"
: "Yes baby"
: "Lux? Wanna go slap Garen's ass together?"
: "Oh yes! Your soo romantic Ezreal!"
: "Ezreal, i can slap Garen's ass harder than Lux if you want!"
: "How did such a good conversation that me and Rakan planned turned into who slaps Garen's ass harder?"
: "Taric, accept it! Ezreal doesn't want you!"
: "But i swear i'll slap that ass hard"
: "The fuck? Ezreal why the actual fuck is that even a thing. Like normal couples go to the cinema, go sleep together, eat together. Not slap my ass wtf"
: "Lux, today we're going to have fun"
: "Anyone want to go out with me?"
: "Yo Luc' where we goin today?"
: "I.. i dont know mistress! Wherever you want to !"
: "DID I LET YOU ANSWER? THAT WAS TO LET ME JOIN THIS CONVERSATION YOU DUMB DOG, GO BACK TO YOUR CAGE NOW!"
: "S... so.. Sorry mistress!"
: "Uhhhh.. Okay.. So, i was saying, Xayah, today, we received our Valentine skins!"
: "We did! And you know what that means?"
: "BEST COUPLE"
: "OF THE YEAR"
: "Uh. Anyone.. for.. Valentines?"
: "I'll give you a chance Amumu!"
: "Finally, a friend"
(Amumu's curse) Shoots Lulu in the head
: "Close one , Amumu, no friends! Remember!"
: "Sad curse i say"
