League of Champions (Episode 5)
#League of Champions ##Season one, Episode five ######Made by iiSey.
: "A new marskman is coming, one just like me, they said"
: "Fuck a new bitch lke you ?"
: "Dude no way, there's already you in the botlane ruining our lives, now another one too ?"
: "Oh stfu you both, a new god like me is coming thats what it is."
: "God no , don't tell me it is another champion that'll just free farm until 40 minutes, is 0/15 but at 40 mins starts doing pentakills"
: "Exactly what is coming"
: "Don't worry guys, i'll windwall her damage and there we go, easy counterplay"
: "You're not any better bitch"
: "Guys guys, calm down! We are all champions, we should respect ourselves. We are ones, that entered this place with glory, and force. None are nearly as good as us. We shouldn't insult ourselves, instead, we should help ourselves become even better. More champions are joining the league. More people are getting good enough to join us. We should welcome them with happiness. They made it, they made it to the league. They are now considered real champions. We should treat everybody with respect. Yasuo, Zoe, Zed, Kayn, Vayne, Teemo, all of these glorious and respectable people should be respected like they deserve to. None should be disrespected because they are better, worse, luckier or annoying. These are personalities, the better worked for it, the worse didn't get enough time. But everyone is equal inside. So guys, i think it is better if we all apologize"
: "I am sorry Vayne"
: "Sorry Vayne and Yasuo"
: "Sorry"
: "And you, dear Vayne, you told them to shut up, apologize"
: "Bitch i ain't apologizing for your ass. I almost fell asleep when you were telling your life. Nobody gives a shit bout what you think , i'm just going to fuck all of the rest up, with my incoming new buddy, the new champion , with the unknown name"
: "LOL Garen, you got rekt"
: " I do not mind, any noble and glorious man should accept defeat"
: "Duude you don't know how annoying you truly are"
: "May i talk to riot please?"
: "Riot are unavaible right now, tho i am responsable of its busniess and can manage everything. Tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
: "I'll just solve that in another room"
: "Dude you promised me a rework since season 6! We're now season 8!"
: "I did. I told them to rework you. I gave Mundo the task of doing so. Maybe he forgot, let me remind him"
: "Mundo! Did you rework Aatrox yet ?"
: "Mundo not finish rework. Mundo want to ask Aatrox what aatrox want to become"
: "Can CertainlyT rework me ?"
: "Why?"
: "Um. So i could be. you know. mm.. you know, op ?"
: "Don't talk CertainlyT not like that. CertainlyT does balance champions and balance rework. CertainlyT good"
: "We're sorry Aatrox, Mundo is the one given the charge of your rework"
: "Can it be anyone else?"
: "Why?"
: "Because.. You know... mundo is kinda dumb"
: "What. You think dumb Mundo? Noooo! Mundo smart. Aatrox, no worry, mundo rework aatrox good"
: "Alright i guess. Just don't make me gay and a poke champion"
: "What? Now Mundo start over again"
: "Well ! Now you know we're working on your rework. It'll be out soon. Bye now"
: "Wait! Can i talk with Corporate Soraka?"
: "Uh ok"
: "Yes sir ?"
: "Come in a private room please"
Soraka And Aatrox enter in a private talk room
: "Yes?"
: "Soraka, can you take charge of my rework, please?"
: "I don't know. Depends on either Mundo accepts or not"
: "Truly does? I heard your a superior"
: " I don't wanna hurt his feelings"
: "WELL DO YOU WANT TO HURT MY GAMEPLAY? MY MIND? MY LOOKS? MY STRENGHT? MY REPUTATION ?"
: "NO YOU DON'T. YOU TRULY DON'T WANT TO HURT ALL OF THAT. OTHERWISE YOU'LL FEEL SORRY FOR IT. REAL SORRY"
: "Calm down now. I'll try to take your rework in charge. Just calm down"
: "I'm just frustrated. I wait 2 years for my rework, and you give me MUNDO?"
: "Okay i get it. I'll make sure someone else does your rework. Sorry for any botherment we may've caused"
: "Not even CertainlyT?"
: "After two years! Two years! I expected to get at least CertainlyT!"
: "Okay Aatrox. I'll try my best. But you can sleep assured now. Mundo won't rework you"
: "Thanks god"
Aatrox leaves the room
(By its window who said by the door)
: "Well, Mundo. You can't rework AAtrox anymore. Sorry"
: "What. Why"
: "Customer service. Now leave"
: "Who reworks him then?"
: "CertainlyT"
: "Ohohoooh! You want the Aatrox meta eh ?"
: "Alright then. CertainlyT, rework Aatrox"
(CertainlyT) : "Yes!"
(CertainlyT) : "Alright. Done."
: "What. Already?"
: "Yup. Here's the new Aatrox :
Aatrox's Q : No longer knocks up in the middle, instead knocks up everything that isn't ally in the landing area, they also receive 10-30-80-120-550 to 50-90-150-200-1220 damage depending on how far Aatrox jumped. New jump Range : 1250.
Aatrox's W : Can switch swords. First swords heals him each auto attack and deals 1-3-5-6-15% of the enemy max hp. Heal : 50-70-90-100-300 (+1% of missing HP).
Second sword deals 10 to 500 (depending on level) bonus damage + 50% of Aatrox damage.
Aatrox's E : Aatrox next 5 basic attacks are ranged (650 range) and deal 25-35-45-55-200 + 100% AP bonus damage. He also gains 10-20-30-40-90% attack speed bonus based on ability level.
Aatrox's R : Aatrox Rages. Gaining 300-900-2000 bonus max HP and slowing nearby enemies by 30%. Gains an extra 30-60-180 Damage. If Aatrox dies withing his ultimate cast he comes back to live with 30-40-80% max hp. Duration : 8-12-30 seconds. After aatrox r ends, he deals AOE damae equal to all the damage he received while ulting + 100% of his total AD. (Including ultimate bonus).
Aatrox passif : Aatrox starts the game with 5 Bonus AD and 80 bonus HP. Each level he gains an additional 5 bonus AD and 30 bonus HP.
at Level 18, Aatrox gains 100 additional bonus AD and 850 additional bonus HP. Aatrox also has no Mana. instead, he has bloodthirst. Each time Aatrox casts an ability, he gains 1 stack of blood thirst. at level 18, total stacks of bloodthirsts are divided by 3 and are now additional AP. (Say you have 600 Bloodthirsts, you get 200 AP at level 18). Also, Aatrox damage is 100% Magical damage. (all of his damage is converted to Magical damage).
: "Sounds good! Run it on PBE and don't listen to players and put it on live servers"
: "Alriight"
(no honeslty tho, i think this rework would work just nerf it a bit)