League of Champions (Episode 2)

#League of Champions ######Season one, episode two : "Drunken Singles"

: "Ughhh, who else is single here?" : "Bro, i feel ya, being single rules, but in Valentines, you think about your life, and you ask yourself , why didn't you smoke a harder cigar?" : "Why didn't you drink an older wine*" : "I'm single too :/" : "Lol! You guys are actually all single, how pathetic" : "You're single too kid" : "No i'm not, i got Trick2G" : "That doesn't count drunky, come, join our group" : "Yeahhh, who needs ... who needs em. em girlzz.. we're fine, here , bros only. bro" : "uh, You ok ?" : "He's drunk, that's a real man. Come one, lets drink together." : "I do not drink! Drinking is bad for your health" : "Guys, may i join your group?" : "Are you single?" : "Uh yeah but i'm not gay sorry" : "You dumb fuck, i asked you that to see if you can join our group, not to see if you wanted to go out with me, dumb fucks" : "Hey, can i join your group too ?" : "No! no girlsss here... only our bros.. ah. no girlz, bros. bros fine" : "Yeh bro, we dont need no others. we're just fiiiiiine" : "Well, i guess they're both drunk now. Come on Soraka, let's drink one." : "Alright, i'll join in." : "1" : "2" : "THREEE!" : "Uh... bye" : "bye baybai tiga" : "Me single. Too" : "Joinn us thennn, wha u waitin for broo" : "Take that ol win duude, 90 years old. One of the bests. I know all of them, this one is... ahhh exactllly ah lemme remember broooo, ahah, 100 dollas o somthin" : "But, Blitz be robot. Robot drink cannot" : "ahh feelsbadbot. get it? because, because .. ahh i forgot. but feelsbadbot anywayz" : "You know.. what would be, ahh funnyyy?" : "what bro" : "What if, what iff. we destroyed coupless, so we can have.. more.. more bros" : "yeaaah, good idea, brooo" : "But. ahhh but, destroying couples.. is .. bad.. itss aahh, not , very. very... kiiind" : "Lez do it" : "BTICH AINT NO GIRLS HERE GET OUT NOW" : "Ahhh comon brooooo" : "DONT CALL ME BRO BITCH, GET OUT , NOW !" Soraka Leaves They all proceed to Xayah and rakan's place : "Oh yes, yess Rakan!" : "Don't worry baby" Rakan gets grabbed by Blitzcrank : "WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE AM I, HOW LONG WERE YOU GUYS WATCHING US, PERVERTS" : "Duude, Xayah is cheating on you.. with, with Zyra." : "What?! She wouldn't dear!" : "oh it was heavy" : "Wtf" : "Duude, go tell ya girl what ya feelin" : "oh damn i will" Rakan jumps back into the house's window Blitz grabs that sweet Xayah ass * : "Dude where am i now, where's Rakan?" : "AND STOP HOLDING MY ASS YOU %%%%" : "Giirl, your boy is cheating on you. With Zyra" : "What? Again, oh that shit is dead" In Their house : "Yes baby, oh yes" : "mhm" : "The fuck, did they ignore what we said?" (Riot) : "Rakan, and Xayah, are a couple. Nothing can break them" : "Riooooooot, cmoon" (Riot) : "No Gragas. No"