Daily reminder that Footballer Sion doesn't exist

But it COULD! Come on Riot! You know it would be amazing! His Axe could be one of the goal posts, and his W could be football shaped! And his ult will have him catch a ball from nowhere, tuck in, and start running, and when he hits somebody he slams the ball into the ground...IT'S THE PERFECT ANTITHESIS TO DUNKMASTER DARIUS