Fuck you, Riot.

I know you don't give a damn about balance, since that doesn't make money in your little F2P scam cash grab, but seriously, fuck you. There is ABSOLUTELY no reason for fucking AUTOMATICALLY AIMED, RESOURCELESS, UNMISSABLE attacks that AUTOMATICALLY FIRE more than once a second to be the strongest source of damage in the game.

But hey, easy champs being fucking absurdly strong makes the whales happy, so the harder champions will never be rewarded for actually using their more complex kits, since that would lose you money.

So please, do tell me how it's fair for someone to walk up, right-click on you, and do three times more damage than your entire kit of skillshots in half a second. Tell me how it's fair for Udyr to be so fucking passively tanky that he can build full damage and take zero damage from turrets while instantly killing you in an AP build. Tell me how that's balanced.

Do you even play your own game? I highly doubt you do outside of the PR department. Can you tell our Asian overlord Tencent's CEO that I said he needs to pull his head out of his ass?