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Draven Day was a massive conspiricy made by Rito games to appease the LC$ pig blayz and Lee Sin mains who are the most cancer in teh world. This was their secret way of their tencent overlords to try to get away with replacing the thoughts of players in order to turn them into dirty riven mains and apologize for the mobility creep and ADC favoritism. Also nerf Zed, Lee Sin, Riven, Fizz, Lux, and every single ADC until only tanks and Shaco are viable.

[slayer-jinx-catface]

Out of place bad meme for extra lulz.

Edit: I am but only one shitposter, please add anything used to farm upvotes that I may have missed to this thread.