Sure would be nice if Riot gave a fuck outside of money.

Niyumi··2 votes·614 views

Maybe then I wouldn't have to complain about bullshit champions.

Maybe then I could have a team that actually knows how to play the game.

Maybe then Riot wouldn't lie about everything, and would actually put effort into their game.

Maybe then I could actually have fun while playing, instead of considering just going AFK and staring at the ceiling, which would be more fun than laning against some champs.

Maybe then bullshit clickers wouldn't one shot for clicking on you.

Maybe then Malphite wouldn't one shot an entire team by pushing R despite building full tank.

Maybe then ADCs wouldn't be literal gods, and Riot would stop lying about how "weak" they are.

Maybe then Riot would actually make changes for the benefit of the game, instead of for the sake of fattening Beck's wallet.

Maybe then Riot would put more than a skeleton crew in development positions.


... but, you know, that's just wishful thinking. Gaming died a long time ago, and I know it isn't coming back. No company gives a fuck about anything other than money anymore, not even Nintendo. Passion and quality are forgotten concepts, replaced by greed and vanity.

I just wish some company would come out and actually care about their game beyond how much money it can make them, and stay that way.

... but I know that'll never happen. So why do I really bother getting upset, or hoping for better, or anything? I should just come to terms with the fact that the current gaming generation is a bunch of fucking morons, who buy into scams and enable greedy assholes that run shitty companies.

Just wasting time, stress, frustration, all that. No point to it.

5 Comments

Hrbrt1 votes

I literally hope they fired whichever Rioter straight up said we are not nerfing Lee so he can make plays in LCS. No other statement has ever upset me more as a customer.

Niyumi1 votes

Oh he probably was -- he exposed Riot's lies to all the whales. The post was also removed not long after, and it's not even in my history anymore.

But, see, that kind of mentality is what drives all of Riot. They tell us so much that they put quality before anything else, and care about more than just money, but everything they do shows the opposite. Individual developers can be amazing, even in Riot, but the overall company and the people in charge are just greedy assholes.

TheGoomyGamer1 votes

I don't know what drugs you're on, but malphite's ulti at rank 3 deals 400 damage. Even assuming he was lvl 18 with rank 3 ulti and the entire enemy team was lvl 1, and was comprised of the Lowest base HP champions in the game, AND ALL OF THEM HAD 0 MR it would not one-shot anyone providing he was built full tank. So you're definitely high.

EDIT: If one of them was a lvl 1 kled without skaarl and with 0 MR then he would get 1shot

Niyumi1 votes

R > Mash buttons > Team follows up > Instant death for entire team. I know it's not a one shot, but it sure fucking feels like one.

B2OXX1 votes

Sad part is you are probably downvoted for using bad words because of how autistic the west is. Funniest part is its true riot gives jack fuck about shit. If they did I wouldnt be chat restricted for flaming players that either steal my role or try to lose on purpose. Riots a piece of shit company and the game is pretty not playable if you are trying to win/competitive. Its why korea always wins and na sucks ass because the players are too stupid and only care about main stream things while the koreans actually care about winning. Its just americas shitty culture nothing you can do but move to a place where the people dont have downsyndrome.

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