There are two things in this game that I mute immediately.
"ff at 20" in the first 5 minutes and "I am high" I already know nothing you say from this point on will be useful so you are muted. Anyone else have any instant mute phrases?
Brotha21 votes
Zero Shingetsu1 votesThe second one is ironic for me. Because that'd be a mutin' for me, according to most, but my name is actually a historical reference. I'm a history buff who happens to have incorporated Japanese history into his username, and I get called a weeaboo for it. Maybe I should change my name to Owain Glyndŵr...
Nucleophilic atk5 votesYOU A WEEEABOO
Transgressor1 votesI'm facepalming so hard right now....
Zero Shingetsu1 votesNot a fan of Welsh history? Maybe "Hardeknud" then? Or I could look southward and go with "Gaius Marius"...
Tin Tarantino1 votesI have asked a Zac why they had clarity before, but that seems like more of a legitimate question than a reason for muting
Zero Shingetsu1 votesPerhaps he thought his gel was too opaque.
Zero Shingetsu11 votesI have several. Mentioning "high" is one of mine, too! Here are several others:
To name a few. :)
Vistha Kai2 votesSo you won't mute me if I say "git gud", because I spelt it "gud" not "good"? :^)
Zero Shingetsu1 votesOh-ho, sneaky sneaky! :D
Vistha Kai2 votesCall me "Butt Assassin" for I'm sneakily going for Uranus your ignore list ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Zero Shingetsu2 votesLOL. Puns of Damage spotted!
Vistha Kai1 votesI have 
ion more of them.
Zero Shingetsu2 votesALL THE PUNS. I'M 
LAUGHTER HERE.
Vistha Kai2 votes
Tell me about it.
lolwtf Once I added this comment that's what appeared on my screen. It was gone after I reloaded the page. http://i.imgur.com/hcFzYY9.png
The best part? How fucking well my comment blends into that bugged text xD
TurquoiseYoshi3 votesI agree with all of these... except Battle Bunny Riven. Y u hate on the bunny?
Zero Shingetsu2 votesPersonal preference. I hate bowties. :D
Zero Shingetsu4 votes.... Well, that and it doesn't fit her character. If a skin is gonna go alternate universe, I like it to either be thematically suitable (Not Really Udyr) or somehow fit the character's established personality (Pool Party Leona).
I just never felt like the design on Battle Bunny Riven said "Riven", and unless I missed a meme, the bunny theme feels like it came out of left field.
TurquoiseYoshi2 votesHonestly, I don't really care about what a skin has to do with the character. My personal favorite skin is Arcade Hecarim, and what the heck do those have in common? I see what you're talking about, and I get why you mute them. As you said, it's just personal preference.
RasCaelestis5 votesEvery Battle Bunny Riven I've seen has flamed no matter what the circumstances are. I have honestly never seen one that was a decent person or even one that was simply quiet in chat.
Some examples of what I've seen...
If they beat their opponent in lane: 'Git gud, noob.' or worse (usually much worse).
If they lose lane: 'Wtf, this guy's hacking.' all game long or 'Omfg jungler, ^^^^ing gank, you useless ^^^^.' etc.
If someone on their team feeds: 'Omfg you ^^^^ing useless ^^^^.' /All 'Report this ^^^^ing noob <champion>.' etc.
I know this may not be the case for every Riven with that skin, but if you exist, you precious, precious creatures, please never be like the ones I've seen. Please, stay innocent and kind for as long as you live. Thank you. :D
Tilomentry3 votesIt was a community requested skin. One of the old GD celeb trolls mentioned how Riven "hopped" around so much (because of Q) that she should get a bunny girl skin. Add a bunch of fan art and a few thousand up votes later and Riot eventually jumped on board with the idea and released the battle bunny skin.
Zero Shingetsu2 votesAha, now I see! I still don't like the skin for other personal peeve reasons, but now I understand the premise at least. :)
Akeydel2 votesMentions of someone's IRL name, because it tells me they're gonna do a lot of talking that doesn't pertain to the rest of the team and will muck up the chat.
THANK YOU! Often times my friends and I play on skype, but I can't use a mic (either it's broken, or theres someone sleeping in the same room, or SOMETHING) and I feel really bad for all the out of context things I type to respond to them.
Baughwssery2 votesI have several. Mentioning "high" is one of mine, too! Here are several others:
- "<unorthodox pick> <role> gg"
- "I gotta take a ****"
- "I'm gonna **** all over this <champion>"
- "so are u a girl?"
- "Weeb", "weeaboo" and "fkin jap" are all instant mutes.
- "like I <pun> your mom last night"
- "autistic"
- "downsyndrome" (Seriously, at least look up the actual name of the syndrome before you use it as an insult...)
- "retard"
- "You're not good", "get good", "good job noob", "you wish you were this good", and anything with "good" in it that isn't "good job!" are mutes. Technical toxicity tho.
- "gay/faggot" not because of social justice, but because it implies the typist is < 20 and will have nothing productive to say.
- "I'M SO RAW"
- "r u drunk?"
- "i'm so drunk"
- Any mention of LCS usually does it.
- Any mention of rank will usually do it if prefaced by arrogant speech.
- "what rank/lv are you?" will do it regardless.
- "come 1v1"
- "STOP FEEDING", because seriously, if they're not doing it on purpose I'm pretty sure they'd have stopped already if they could.
- Mentions of anyone's score. Especially when someone calls me out for being 0/6 as a support when I have 11 assists and my ADC has no deaths.
- Just CHOOSING Battle Bunny Riven is a mute.
- "what is your build even??" / "read a guide"
- Mentions of sexual acts against other players will do it. Hell, mentions of genitalia will do it. Interesting how many people will use "gay" as in insult and then talk about all the things they're gonna do to the guy across the lane.
- "GANK", because when I jungle, I tend to get pressured into being gank-happy really easily. If I don't mute these people, I literally never farm.
- Mentions of a fedora are mutes, largely because they don't even realize they're talking about trilbies and I'm a language pedant. Also because I dislike hats.
- Any name featuring some juvenile facet is a mute.
- "i'm <rank>, this is my smurf"
- "kid" usually does it. I'm not fond of being called a kid by people 4-8 years my junior, and if they're talking to someone else they're still implying they're like to be jerks the entire game.
- Mentions of someone's IRL name, because it tells me they're gonna do a lot of talking that doesn't pertain to the rest of the team and will muck up the chat.
To name a few. :)
Your user would constitute instant mute for me. Refer to "weeb".
Zero Shingetsu1 votesFunny, that! Because I now refer you to this post!
(Somehow, I anticipated your reaction.)
AbsoluteSadman5 votes"Outplayed" or anything of that nature.
Slamurai Jack5 votes"..." "I wish I got a gank." "Jungler still farming."
Maple Crusader4 votesAnyone who says "Rekt".
Laughing Fish1 votesWhat if they are using Rek'Sai, and they say Rek't?
Maple Crusader1 votes[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=oX3dqLPi,comment-id=000d0000,timestamp=2015-05-19T15:16:40.023+0000)
What if they are using Rek'Sai, and they say Rek't?
The pun is still awful.
Strawberrycocoa3 votesI mute anyone who trash talks in ALL unless they are being humorous or friendly about it.
Kikirino2 votesBut the trash talk can be so entertaining. Like "you suck because you play a no skill champ" says the 0-8 mid laner. Or the top laner that makes fun of you for needing ganks to kill him and then whines that the rest of his team sucks when they lose the game.
Dangerous Man3 votes"I got to go surrender so I don't get leaverbusted." "takes 5 to kill me" Anybody that has the word "Boy" in their name.
Biffolo3 votes"It's just a game."
Karcist3 votesBasically anything that starts with "why" like "why did you" or "why are you". Seriously, there's no correct answer to these questions. No matter what you say, they are going to argue.
Migrañaboy3 votesJet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Arcade Andrew3 votesThe problem here is I got reported for stuff similar to this ("please stop feeding" for example)
and I got chat and ranked restricted for it :c
DIRU3 votes"omg ks"
Or sometimes I don't mute and KS on purpose just to piss him off.
Vistha Kai2 votesEverybody who sends more than 3 messages within 10 seconds.
Zero Shingetsu1 votesOh, damn. That might be me. I type VERY fast. :| Though three full sentences in ten seconds might be pushing my speed.
The Bishop Piece2 votesIf you make puns I will mute you. Don't think I won't.
Zero Shingetsu1 votesDo I smell a bait?
I feel like if you really don't want to hear puns, making a post like this will 
you!
BeerOfRoot48432 votes"LULLLZ TEH BARRELZZZZZ AAAAAAH BARRELZZ HAHAHAHAHAHA"
My plan worked. Because of my username, I can identify and promptly mute any PewDiePie fan I run into.
Kikirino1 votesI don't get it. Then again I have never watched a single video by him.
BeerOfRoot48431 votesHe hates barrels. That's his running gag. It's as lame as it sounds.
Zero Shingetsu2 votesI've never watched him, but I know way more than I want to. As a result, this amuses me to no end. :) I commend your cunning, as well as your hatred of that foul cretin and his gaggle of baseborn curs!
Extreme Troller1 votesi have an auto mute mecanism, it mute and report if you say :
viegar rito report noob
Vistha Kai2 votesRito, pl0x, report dis viegar noob.
