What nontoxic thing will you mute?

Kikirino·5/18/2015, 6:04:18 PM·14 votes·3,232 views

There are two things in this game that I mute immediately.

"ff at 20" in the first 5 minutes and "I am high" I already know nothing you say from this point on will be useful so you are muted. Anyone else have any instant mute phrases?

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Brotha5/18/2015, 6:18:44 PM21 votes

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Zero Shingetsu5/18/2015, 8:46:45 PM11 votes

I have several. Mentioning "high" is one of mine, too! Here are several others:

"<unorthodox pick> <role> gg"
"I gotta take a ****"
"I'm gonna **** all over this <champion>"
"so are u a girl?"
"Weeb", "weeaboo" and "fkin jap" are all instant mutes.
"like I <pun> your mom last night"
"autistic"
"downsyndrome" (Seriously, at least look up the actual name of the syndrome before you use it as an insult...)
"retard"
"You're not good", "get good", "good job noob", "you wish you were this good", and anything with "good" in it that isn't "good job!" are mutes. Technical toxicity tho.
"gay/faggot" not because of social justice, but because it implies the typist is < 20 and will have nothing productive to say.
"I'M SO RAW"
"r u drunk?"
"i'm so drunk"
Any mention of LCS usually does it.
Any mention of rank will usually do it if prefaced by arrogant speech.
"what rank/lv are you?" will do it regardless.
"come 1v1"
"STOP FEEDING", because seriously, if they're not doing it on purpose I'm pretty sure they'd have stopped already if they could.
Mentions of anyone's score. Especially when someone calls me out for being 0/6 as a support when I have 11 assists and my ADC has no deaths.
Just CHOOSING Battle Bunny Riven is a mute.
"what is your build even??" / "read a guide"
Mentions of sexual acts against other players will do it. Hell, mentions of genitalia will do it. Interesting how many people will use "gay" as in insult and then talk about all the things they're gonna do to the guy across the lane.
"GANK", because when I jungle, I tend to get pressured into being gank-happy really easily. If I don't mute these people, I literally never farm.
Mentions of a fedora are mutes, largely because they don't even realize they're talking about trilbies and I'm a language pedant. Also because I dislike hats.
Any name featuring some juvenile facet is a mute.
"i'm <rank>, this is my smurf"
"kid" usually does it. I'm not fond of being called a kid by people 4-8 years my junior, and if they're talking to someone else they're still implying they're like to be jerks the entire game.
Mentions of someone's IRL name, because it tells me they're gonna do a lot of talking that doesn't pertain to the rest of the team and will muck up the chat.

To name a few. :)

Slamurai Jack5/19/2015, 1:33:40 AM5 votes

"..." "I wish I got a gank." "Jungler still farming."

AbsoluteSadman5/18/2015, 8:28:51 PM5 votes

"Outplayed" or anything of that nature.

Maple Crusader5/19/2015, 4:39:13 AM4 votes

Anyone who says "Rekt".

Strawberrycocoa5/18/2015, 6:08:21 PM3 votes

I mute anyone who trash talks in ALL unless they are being humorous or friendly about it.

Dangerous Man5/18/2015, 7:08:38 PM3 votes

"I got to go surrender so I don't get leaverbusted." "takes 5 to kill me" Anybody that has the word "Boy" in their name.

Biffolo5/19/2015, 3:15:17 AM3 votes

"It's just a game."

Karcist5/19/2015, 4:53:18 AM3 votes

Basically anything that starts with "why" like "why did you" or "why are you". Seriously, there's no correct answer to these questions. No matter what you say, they are going to argue.