I enjoy this a little too much.

Kikirino·8/31/2015, 10:11:44 AM·159 votes·4,392 views

When you lose a match and have a teammate do poorly and blame you and everyone else... and then when you requeue you see him on the enemy team and camp the fuck out of him. Level 2 gank? Kill him for first blood? Sounds great. Let's make sure he loses his lane 3 minutes in. NOW you can blame me for your loss, asshole.

43 Comments

DarkSunSovereign8/31/2015, 2:32:18 PM51 votes

Shouldn't have messed with Karma

Yormaughm8/31/2015, 5:13:35 PM21 votes

I know for a fact your strategy would work.

I know everyone already knows this, but it's always the person doing the worst blaming everyone else. Less typing more playing, seriously.

Had a game recently where our mid Lissandra spent the whole game blaming Teemo for being bad. She went like 1/8 and I did more damage to champs than her on support Bard. Somehow this is Teemo's fault.

A Dunsparce8/31/2015, 7:02:32 PM12 votes

This happened to me once. Guy was a terribad top and accused me of feeding while raging for the whole match while playing Yasuo against Riven that he lost because his lane countered him and we were all bad, should uninstall and quit life even though I was support and he had 4 more deaths than me and would have had more had I not saved his arse plenty of times. After the match he was in my very next game on my team again, I just said Hey buddy! and the guy exploded, yelling at nobody talking about this game it's damn feeders and telling me to uninstall. then he quit out of the Q causes us to have to wait again.

Once it popped again, he was on the enemy team this time and the second the match started I saw he was playing Yasuo again and just yelled at him "MY BUDDY~!" and then his %%%% talking began, telling his team that it was going to be an EZ game because I would feed. I was jungler this time and Camped the living %%%% out of his lane causing him to go 2/12 and he just %%%%%ed all game about his jungler not helping, how his lane opponent countered him and how trash his entire team was. Felt so great that I shut him down, but MAN did I feel bad about his team, needless to say in that match and the previous the guy got like 7 reports each time.

RottedApples8/31/2015, 6:25:17 PM5 votes

i do take advantage of players that are tiltable. If someone makes a comment that he is getting camped in all chat, especially after only like 2 ganks, start actually camping him. EZ TILT BOYZ

also I won't lie, sometimes when i play with large groups of people i know, or kinda know, If i know one of them is prone to raging I'll make sure to gank him a couple times early or start invading his jungle once i get a lead in lane, or just things like that that show I'm clearly trying to take advantage of a weak part of the map and it happens to be his/hers.

Lowvyr8/31/2015, 8:09:51 PM5 votes

I check people before the game starts. I check their match history to see who is on tilt on their team. I check their personalities at the start of the game to see who is easily tiltable. I find the most tiltable player on their team. I CAMP THE %%%% OUTTA HIM. Cheap tactic, but it works.

DazedOnlooker9/1/2015, 5:33:06 AM3 votes

Wow..Karma caught up to that guy pretty quick.

+1 for sweet, sweet revenge.

WutsKraken9/1/2015, 4:49:52 PM3 votes

Love that feel Ahri "lol Zac you are so freaking bad" (4/4, I'm 4/3/10). We lost because Ahri got caught

Next game, I'm Udyr and the same Ahri is Riven (Why do toxic players for some reason just default to Riven when they apparently really suck with her?)

Udyr Trynd get ready, I'm ganking at lvl 2, don't push after we kill her Tryndamere ok we get her for FB, I chill in bushes while she TP's back in. Shrek her again 10 minutes later: I got a 4/0 Tryndamere at 90 CS vs a 0/6 Riven with 30. I've now begun counter-jungling Shyvana, killed her 2 or 3 times, killed enemy mid once and gotten a drag. Our bot lane is about 40 CS ahead even without kills Riven Report this team, mid and top don't gank, bot sucks and this team has ZERO objective control Shyvana Riven keeps going ham on Tryndamere when she's behind and blames us when the rest of us are already behind Udyr I sympathize 20 minutes later, we win, Riven is 0/11 Udyr Hey (I used his IGN, but won't post it to avoid getting banned) guess I'm real bad eh? Shut down you, your mid, and your jungle Riven ? Udyr Remember me? The Zac? AHAHAHAHA Riven OMFG, you're so bad you have to camp me? lmao, I woulda carried if you didn't do that Tryndamere BWAHAHAHAHA, even when behind you still kept trying to go ham on me and gave me free kills Riven STFU reported, report ALL NINE OF YOU leaves Udyr explains what happened last game to all the other people. We group report her

500 Minions8/31/2015, 2:59:37 PM2 votes

Wow, nice done!

The Loveless9/1/2015, 9:05:20 AM1 votes

Not what I was expecting. Love this!

Jammieboi9/1/2015, 11:48:16 AM1 votes

Don't forget to remind him how skilled he was last game in allchat. :)

Csfuser9/1/2015, 8:07:54 PM1 votes

I was with a full party and got slammed by the enemy pretty hard due to some bad mechanical mistakes we couldn't come back from, and the next game we were against the same people and absolutely destroyed them even harder than they did us. Did I mention they were also talking trash the whole game?

Kieferr9/2/2015, 6:12:13 AM1 votes

Best feeling in the world. Had an enemy Kayle say "thanks for the ez game scrubs"... Proceeded to wreck her senseless. Snowballed all my lanes as a jungler while she was held hostage in her own jungle by my team's counter-jungling. Called her a lil bitch at end game chat.

kurthl33t8/31/2015, 4:48:40 PM1 votes

Lol, that does sound pretty fun.

Sentinel Hydra8/31/2015, 6:13:29 PM1 votes

Shaco The joke's on you!

Bard in a Diaper8/31/2015, 6:59:30 PM1 votes

this is actually a pretty bad strategy. This happens all the time at diamond and I know if I argued with a player the game before they will go out of their way to play poorly just so that I cannot carry, so I simply play really safe while they waste their time. It's an incredibly obvious tactic if you're used to it.

The Fusionist9/1/2015, 3:36:45 AM1 votes

lol i had a salty annie and she blamed everyone on our team that if we lose its cause we didnt lay down and give her all the kills (even the ones she wasn't there for) and afk every 5 minutes only coming back to surrender. yeah we won but next game i told the mid laner and jungler to focus her and make afk. she did every five minutes and they eventually surrendered. best games of my life lol

iamthegoatofwar9/1/2015, 4:34:20 AM1 votes

mhmmm whenever this happens i call them out at the start of the match. "We end this! Here and now!"

warpenguin5559/1/2015, 5:42:40 AM1 votes

i did that once. best feeling in the world. i think i even said the now i cost you the game thing

spombjop9/1/2015, 6:42:35 AM1 votes

I always blame myself when i lose. I flame my teammates because i'm mad but i always blame myself.