Holy shit this is a new low for players.

Kikirino··291 votes·11,212 views

Player didn't ban Morde so his entire team afked and reported him for it. On top of that they asked us to report him as well. They thought that going afk and whining in all chat was perfectly acceptable behavior but not banning Morde should get this other player banned.

Absolutely fucking pathetic behavior.

122 Comments

Ramza Paradise43 votes

sounds about right

for every 1 nice player there's about 5 toxic dbag's out there

League of Potato12 votes

5? I'd say more like 10-15...at least for unranked/lower elos. And especially in low level queues with all the toxic smurfs that think they're gods because they can slaughter new players that literally have no idea what they're doing lol

58738074DEL11 votes

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SettDownShutUp10 votes

.... Okay, I can't stop snickering. Is that scribble of red supposed to protect their identity? If so It's failing miserably.

Hoodwink7 votes

I get the feeling he didn't really want to protect their identity.

D Bag14 votes

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sounds about right

for every 1 nice player there's about 5 toxic dbag's out there

Last time I checked there is only one "D Bag" on NA server.

http://www.auplod.com/u/auopld60eff.png

Ralanr22 votes

...I'm sorry. You keep saying team but all I hear is, "group of b*tches"

Sarutobi16 votes

Gotta love the logic some people come up with. What I find really funny about this is when people complain to ban a champion only to have the enemy team not pick said champion and still complain about it. For me stuff like this was common when playing in URF mode. Too many people complaining about bans to enjoy the game mode!

Bard in a Diaper6 votes

the guy that was banning needs to l2play.

no morde ban at high diamond where im at is instant loss. not worth the waste of time.

TurquoiseYoshi76 votes

Except you can still try. Instead of afking and whining in all chat.

Bard in a Diaper4 votes

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Except you can still try. Instead of afking and whining in all chat.

as you get smarter you will learn statistics and time management are a large part of climbing the ladder.

20 minute loss and then a chance to obtain those points back next game > a 40 minute game that you never had a chance to win

TurquoiseYoshi67 votes

Well I'll give you something to think about as well.

20 minutes of laning in a probable loss > 20 minutes of bitching and then a probable ban/leaverbuster hit forcing you into a low priority queue or getting you a ban.

Bard in a Diaper4 votes

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Well I'll give you something to think about as well.

20 minutes of laning in a probable loss > 20 minutes of bitching and then a probable ban/leaverbuster hit forcing you into a low priority queue or getting you a ban.

you think I would actually let that happen? Usually I farm double golems off cd since its a pretty remote spot on the map and they spawn enough to avoid leaverbuster. that way i can alt tab and do other things then just come back to kill golems once in a while. much better then 20 mins of wasted effort. and i can get other stuff done.

FastAsHeck38 votes

^ idiot detected.

tell me, do you know how LB works? it doesnt just check if you are afk. thats why people that walk around in the fountain are punished, thats why you will also be punished, dont expect season rewards this year. way too many people think that LB is just 5 lines of code, well wake up smartass we are talking about the biggest game in the world i would figure they have something a bit more sophisticated.

Sakius6 votes

well aperently its not good enough to detect when som one isnt in game due to a power outage for 4 hours is it? i had a power outage as i was loading into a mtach couldnt get power back for 4 hours... didnt even make it to the champion loading screen.... now i have to wait for 20 mins... for 5 matchs??? thats fucking bull shit

Gorgannan15 votes

They purposely count those, because if it's a freak thing, you'll get minimal punishment. If it happens a lot, big punishment. They don't care why you didn't play, they care THAT you didn't.

Narasimha9 votes

power outage just means your computer doesn't have power. Theres no way for them to tell if a storm shut down your power, or if you just unplugged your computer.

I Main Swain10 votes

took me a lot longer than i care to admit to realize that LB wasnt Leblanc

SnipingwithStyle3 votes

Same, I thought he meant LB item 3070

FastAsHeck1 votes

xD sorry about that but LeaverBuster is too big of a word

LICENSED HOOKER8 votes

At what point does he realize hes just making himself look really bad and stop commenting..

Jingerbeardman11 votes

nah they never figure that out, which is half the fun.

LICENSED HOOKER8 votes

xD sometimes i think people are joking but then you meet one irl.

RogueWill1 votes

Actually it only checks around 3 things. You give commands (click/press keyboard), you buy items, and if you attack champions/champions attack you.

FastAsHeck1 votes

its more complex than that, otherwise I'd be able to play Karthus, get to 6 then chill at base, ult whenever its up, take a few steps to the left or right, and buy a item 2044 with the ambient gold and place it in the fountain. it meets your criteria, but it would still be detected.

Troll for Trump3 votes

If riot was so sophisticated they wouldn't have their shtty excuse of an automated verbal abuse report system

FastAsHeck1 votes

well with millions of people playing it would be hard to have a real person addressing every single case. Though the system can still be improved.

TurquoiseYoshi21 votes

What? Are you trying to argue that being directly hurtful to your team and still wasting your time is a better idea than laning for 20 minutes?

buneter6 votes

Yeah espicaly with a thing like a ban you had enough time to dodge and lose 3 lp instead of waste 20 minutes and lose 20lp

Taarki5 votes

its not like you could just practice laning against morde so if it happens again you can possible outplay him...

Shikigami7 votes

Lol'd at "High diamond" -> Sitting at D3. You're like that sorta guy that thinks above average grade is a 50-60%? Lel

Bard in a Diaper2 votes

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Lol'd at "High diamond" -> Sitting at D3. You're like that sorta guy that thinks above average grade is a 50-60%? Lel

im sorry I dont speak gold, can some one translate?

Shikigami13 votes

I know this game is all you have, and that's fine. "High diamond" isn't the same as "stagnated at diamond 3 after 800 games". Hope you understand my gold english. Oh, and peeked at your match history, you lost with a mordekaiser on your team. http://www.carry.gg/na/BardinaDiaper/match/1934610783

Thanks for playing kiddo.

Bard in a Diaper2 votes

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I know this game is all you have, and that's fine. "High diamond" isn't the same as "stagnated at diamond 3 after 800 games". Hope you understand my gold english. Oh, and peeked at your match history, you lost with a mordekaiser on your team. http://www.carry.gg/na/BardinaDiaper/match/1934610783

Thanks for playing kiddo.

get a translator, still dont understand gold. are you saying you're a worthless virgin?

then yes, you are :)

oh and http://wasted-on-lol.com/stats/na/godcorvus/ 108 days played.

http://wasted-on-lol.com/stats/na/bardinadiaper/ 31 days played.

nice life kid LOL. thanks for playing, beaten at your own pathetic game.

Shikigami7 votes

More like in a relationship with a great job. But hey, you can afford diamond in league, I can afford a diamond to get married irl, so we're similar right?

Oh, and I play for fun with friends on weeknights/weekends. I have much less ranked games total then you have any season. Don't get me wrong, I'm not as good as you are at this game, but hey, friends are nice to have.

Bard in a Diaper1 votes

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More like in a relationship with a great job. But hey, you can afford diamond in league, I can afford a diamond to get married irl, so we're similar right?

Oh, and I play for fun with friends on weeknights/weekends. I have much less ranked games total then you have any season. Don't get me wrong, I'm not as good as you are at this game, but hey, friends are nice to have.

you've spent 3 times the amount of time i have spent on the game, you cornered yourself and dug your own hole kiddo. Don't go around calling people no lifers when you have spend an insane amount of time on this game rofl. Pathetic.

Shikigami3 votes

3 times the amount with 2k normals. Yeah, with friends.

LaceUp235 votes

You know why they do it? Because they won't get punished for it. The only thing rito punishes is "wah toxic".

vRuM0lvKDV2 votes

OMG PREACH

LaceUp233 votes

"Here at rito games, we hate 'toxicity'! As a result, we are going to ban the 35 players that have told this ONE player to stop trolling because of his desire to run mid over and over again feeding. These 'toxic' players just ruin the fun for our 12 year old kid that just wants to buy our Project Yasuo skin and intentionally troll with it."

I actually found this on their website.

KarKzz2 votes

And reporting won't do shit :D

blueberrypancake13 votes

#ThanksLyte

blueberrypancake1 votes

Was there no players in the match that didn't have Morde cuz then he couldn't have banned Morde anyways. And in low elo Ashe and Cailtyn are very strong against morde especially he doesn't have his sustain yet.

Hell I counter Morde with ADC Kennen and it still works out fine (until the rest of my team starts intentionally feeding so I don't have the chance to prove myself)

Kikirino15 votes

I ended up getting the morde and went 5-0-5 which only made them rage at the player more for not banning him. Funny thing is, I only had that score because they gave up. Anyone can go 5-0-5 when 4 of the 5 enemy players stop playing.

Orangesilk5 votes

I find it a funny thing about the current balance state of the game that "They didn't ban Morde" translates into "I played Morde" It does not pertain to the toxicity case at hand, but it's funny.

disregardable1 votes

To be honest, I wish I had teams like that.

KGBcommunist24 votes

[{quoted}](name=Very Toxic Jinx,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=sEG0asbw,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2015-08-29T16:13:19.957+0000)

To be honest, I wish I had teams like that.

This, this is why i hate most of this community.

L0RD PAIN2 votes

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This, this is why i hate most of this community.

This is why most of the community hates you. =)Alistar

KGBcommunist8 votes

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This is why most of the community hates you. =)Alistar

Except i have a sportsmanship bade next to my in game username:) Good try though.

Lets all give up if theres a OP champ selected! I mean why try and compete? The game has already been decided in champ select! - you

blueberrypancake7 votes

Imagine if people surrendered a SSBB tourneys everytime they faced a Meta Knight. It would be stupid as fuck

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