When I think of Top. I see Garen. Mostly because he's one of the cheapest Top-Laners so practically everyone owns him.

Jungle... Considering how old I am to this game, Eve. Long ago, when an Eve was in match, no one dared leave from under their towers... she was scary.

Mid, Veigar. No questions asked. I am the Black Mage. I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down.

ADC... Well, what with Riot going through their "Teenage Phase" getting all edgy with Attack Damage characters. I'mma say Mordekaiser- nope. Can't say it with a straight face. Umm... I refuse to say Cait because her new "Boom. Headshot." bs p*ssed me off to the point I can't even play her anymore. It's just annoying. SO. Instead of Cait, we'll go with Ashe. Because I used to be alive in top lane. And then I took an arrow to the knee.

Support... there really is no real indicative support since surprisingly, these little guys seem to have the most variations in gameplay. So, on general principle, we'll go with Goat Mom.
