Can I not be matched with fucking morons?

Niyumi··2 votes·682 views

Please? Doesn't matter how well or how terribly I do, since, ultimately, the outcome of my games are dependent on four random morons who literally cannot play the game to save their lives.

At this point, I have over 4,000 games in silver despite maintaining a ~6:1 average KDA, winning lane in nearly all my games, not feeding, exerting pressure on objectives and other lanes, and all that. It just doesn't fucking matter what I do, because even if I don't feed or lose lane, the rest of my team will, and then I just sit there as there's nothing I can do against a fed team by myself.

Really wish there was just an IQ requirement or some kind of real skill requirement for ranked -- but no, I'm lumped with every kiddie who gets into the game and starts playing ranked despite losing most of their games in norms.

14 Comments

GGXJ92 votes

naw riot doesnt know how to do matchmaking

Niyumi2 votes

Well, quality programming is beyond the budget of some shitty F2P cash grab. They could, but they won't.

LordGeovanni1 votes

many parts of this system is sorely lacking and i always hear something about putting more money into something and that may fix the problem and what puzzles me is why they don;t just use the current employees there that are there for that purpose to fix it and when they do why it takes months is this not what pbe is for

hh the thinker2 votes

if you've played 4k games and still in silver, you play at a silver level. you also have a 3 kda , not 6 on your champs.

Niyumi1 votes

Well, I did have a 6:1, but I've been on a losing streak lately (thanks dynamic boost and wonderful matching), and I tend to die late game to the fed enemy team despite not dying at all before then.

And if I can take on challenger Rioters and go 13/2... I'm pretty sure I'm not silver. Ask Rainslight about the Kassadin they went against a while ago with Anivia.

Ozag the Mighty1 votes

You also have to remember in ranked the trolling and intentional feeders are more than they are in normals for some reason.

Niyumi1 votes

It's not even trolls and intentional feeders. It's people who are literally so fucking stupid that they can't play the game at a basic level.

Ozag the Mighty1 votes

That's the case with intentional feeding too...intentional feeding isn't just zerging the turret, it can also be where they look like they try but just stop and die just because.

Now yes some people are just not good, especially the ones that say "first time so and so"...go play a couple bot matches and learn the basics.

So yah bad players do become better players ( most of the time ), but ranked isn't the place to practice.

I personally don't play ranked. So my points can be dismissed if you want. I have a family and job and league is a good thing to sit down, relax, and have fun after work. But the games in normals I do play I do play seriously, cause let's face it we wanna win. But I don't get tilted or salty and I don't troll, I just mute them. I'm more mature than the 12 year olds that rage over this game.

So yah I, the more they play the better they can get. I feel you on bad players just remember you were bad once as well, like you they can hopefully just get better.

LordGeovanni1 votes

if you are level 30 it cant be your first time playing and even if its your first time on a champion if you played to reach level 30 you should know enough of what you are doing to not just walk into the enemy and die no matter ho little you understand the champion as i see it all champions in this game move around similarly when just walking it doesn't if it takes you bot matches to learn how to move a champion every new champion i question 'insert something about you that most likely hurts your feeling' and think that you 'insert something that implies some thing that causes those who like to champion the rights of people less fortunate because it could possibly hurt their feeling but insists that it isn't them too like they aren't the ones who decided to get riled up for something baseless'

LordGeovanni1 votes

a 6:1 kda suggests you sit back at the end of fights and only go in to last hit champions no matter what league division you are in a 1 death average per game suggests that or that your allies do super well in protecting you and i dont think morons do super well in protecting you. sitting back and not doing any thing but comming in to last hit enemy champions is not commendable at all in any role

Niyumi1 votes

That, or it shows that I know how to go into a teamfight/trade without dying, and get out when I know I'm about to die. If you look at my history, I have just as much, if not more, kill participation as the rest of my team in most games.

So...

LordGeovanni1 votes

like i said sit in the back of the fight while most of the damage is done to the enemy and then jump in with all your damage because you used none of it to get the person low that was your allies you just killed the guy. im not specifically calling you out either but this is what happens in most games i play my allies sit back and only come in when they are sure the fight is won and aren't needed anymore, and the fight would have been won by a bigger margin if they were helping from the beginning.

BeatzBoyFTW1 votes

Somewhere out there, your 4 morons were also writing the exact same thread like this about you.

Niyumi1 votes

Except, that game, I was 7/1/5 as Teemo JUNGLE, ganked lanes all the time, but still lost because my team was totally inept.

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