Can I not be matched with fucking morons?
Please? Doesn't matter how well or how terribly I do, since, ultimately, the outcome of my games are dependent on four random morons who literally cannot play the game to save their lives.
At this point, I have over 4,000 games in silver despite maintaining a ~6:1 average KDA, winning lane in nearly all my games, not feeding, exerting pressure on objectives and other lanes, and all that. It just doesn't fucking matter what I do, because even if I don't feed or lose lane, the rest of my team will, and then I just sit there as there's nothing I can do against a fed team by myself.
Really wish there was just an IQ requirement or some kind of real skill requirement for ranked -- but no, I'm lumped with every kiddie who gets into the game and starts playing ranked despite losing most of their games in norms.