How to win every game in League

Step 1: Pick the easiest champ you can think of (usually, this means any AD clicker, mage with targeted abilities or tank).

Step 2: Proceed to right-click (or in a mage's case, left-click) on people.

Step 3: Laugh as you instantly kill everyone around you with little to no counterplay.

Step 4: Act like you're good.

Step 5: Repeat next game.

Am I wrong? No, not really. See, in League, you don't win because you're good, no, you win because your champion is just fucking absurd despite being absolutely braindead easy and boring as all hell. Even mathematically, AA spam and targeted abilities are far, far stronger than any skillshots or complex mechanics (or as complex as you can get in a game like League, that panders to morons and entitled brats). So, what does that mean? Well, it means that, in order to win in League, you need to have an attention span so small, and an IQ so low, that playing some of the easiest champions is fun, since they're usually flashy and colorful.

Skillshots and mechanics are just willing handicaps you put on yourself for no reward whatsoever, so don't even bother buying any champion that has a large portion of their damage reliant on a skillshot -- it's not worth it. The "pros" know this too -- what kind of champions did you see at Worlds? Nothing with a higher skillcap, no! You saw a lot of point-and-click burst, CC spam, and otherwise braindead champions. There is no "skill" involved in clicking someone to death or CCing them for so long that they die without ever being able to fight back, and to pretend skill is even a factor is laughable.

But hey, what more would you really expect from a greedy F2P company that wants nothing but your money? If you had to actually put in effort in order to win, skin sales would go down, and overall playrate would drop. The bratty kids (and adults who act like children) that rule the gaming world these days killed off any sense of challenge or real accomplishment 10 years ago. Now, all we have is a bunch of shitty games that we would have laughed at and thrown away.

So, I just give up. Obviously I'm never going to have fun in this game and be competitive, and I don't even really enjoy MOBAs anyway. Though, I have nothing better to do, and nothing else to play, so I'm stuck playing a game I hate. Thanks for going and destroying gaming as a whole, kiddos. Sure do appreciate my childhood hobby dying in front of me.