@Riot, What do female champs think when they get dressed?

Trash MammaI·Jun 23, 2015·37 votes·3,211 views

I remembered in the old dominion cinematic J4 putting his gear on and getting ready for battle. Made me think what do other champs think when they get into their "clothes"

Take nidalee for example. About to get summoned. Does she just rip out some teeth from a cougar and grab a table cloth and say im ready.

or miss fortune. How much trouble does she go through getting her shirt not to rip with that big chest of hers

Don't get me started on Vi. I bet it takes forever to get dressed..

THESE are the questions we need answered Riot!

56 Comments

MacDthreeJun 23, 201554 votes

Pretty sure Evelyn just straps a hundred dog collars around various parts of her body

Trash MammaIJun 23, 20159 votes

I can't stop laughing after reading this..

RolldembonesJun 23, 201541 votes

Zyra : "I get to walk around naked and graves can't have a cigar?"

MorsigilJun 23, 20153 votes

Eh.. this makes perfect sense to me.

theragingnerdJun 23, 20155 votes

{quoted}

: "I get to walk around naked and graves can't have a cigar?"

ITS CAN'T HAVE A DAMN CIGAR

KendröneJun 23, 20152 votes

{quoted}

: "I get to walk around naked and graves can't have a cigar?"

Hahah Lol

RoyaiChaosJun 24, 20157 votes

Aatrox Anivia Elise Chogath KogMaw Khazix Nami

and more.

Jeanne fan clubJun 25, 20151 votes

Graves is kind of a cooler champion so to speak. Him having a cigar somewhat glorifies smoking as stupid as it sounds. I'm sure you can put two and two together from this point. The tobacco company have been suing smaller 3rd world countries for advertising against smoking so any thing to do with cigarettes enhancing appearances in any way whatsoever is kind of screwed up. I understand that your just joking but I thought I would give a more clear explanation as to why they would do something like that.

MVDuneCatsJun 23, 201529 votes

Well, we already know what Jinx is thinking. "I'm wearing lots of belts, for no reason at all!"

air tigerJun 23, 20152 votes

hahaha

PandemoniumHeartJun 23, 201517 votes

#SquareEnix

shadowstorm32Jun 23, 201526 votes

Janna : a stray newpaper got stuck and she never bothered getting rid of it

Poro PrincessJun 23, 201524 votes

Clearly they think "what are the tallest heels I can wear to battle?"

Seriously though, what's up with every humanoid female champion on every skin wearing high heels to battle? Clearly whoever put that there hasn't even tried wearing heels.

WolfBVJun 23, 20159 votes

Evelyn knows what's up with dem heels tho.

Colgate GatorJun 23, 201522 votes

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Clearly they think "what are the tallest heels I can wear to battle?"

Seriously though, what's up with every humanoid female champion on every skin wearing high heels to battle? Clearly whoever put that there hasn't even tried wearing heels.

Have you seen the new Jurassic World movie? Heels give you mad running skillz

What Is SmiteJun 23, 20152 votes

Have you seen the BoonDocks when Grandpa Freeman dates a Ho? That theory of heels making you run faster has always been true man

MacDthreeJun 23, 201522 votes

"hmm. no. this shirt won't do..... hmm, going into battle I'm going to need..... well piss. my armor is in the wash... Guess i'll just go in my panties. I'll be ok."

Vistha KaiJun 23, 20156 votes

The truth behind Pool Party skins.

Aych PiiJun 23, 20153 votes

And yet the only skin that fits that description is Draven

GallowgrimJun 23, 20156 votes

Diana doesn't wear heels, Lissandra doesn't wear heels, Kalista doesn't wear heels (Hell, she doesn't wear shoes!) Quinn no heels.. Ashe no heels... Ahri Sona Sejuani RekSai ....

NielarkenJun 24, 20159 votes

Annie Ezreal Akali Lulu Poppy Soraka Tristana Jinx Irelia ........

Trash MammaIJun 24, 20155 votes

It took me a second to notice ezreal. Laughed so hard

GallowgrimJun 24, 20151 votes

I noticed him more or less immediately.

I laughed as well.

But yes, I actually believe we've covered the fact that more female Champsdon't wear heels than do

It, granted,doesn't make the fashion choice any less insensible mind you, but its not quite as prolific as all that.

Also, presumably Morgana , hard to judge by the skirt of course but I see her as barefoot or sandals. Bindings, perhaps.

Vistha KaiJun 25, 20151 votes

How you can talk about shoes and not mention Syndra ?

GallowgrimJun 25, 20151 votes

Mainly because I've barely played her, on her last free week -_-

RetroRage96Jun 23, 201514 votes

Irelia like:

Okay I got my armor on... OMG I'm so ugly! OMG I better paint it red and tape some shiny things on my head. OMG I'm so FABULOUS!

Jinx like:

Oh my God, my bra is too big! Oh I know, I'll just put a belt on it to tighten it! Oh my God now it looks out of place, Cait will think I'm a hobo! What will I do then? Ah, yes! I'll just put belts all over my body to make it fit in. Thisissoperfectohmygod!

Robert SmithJun 23, 201512 votes

Damn how do I get an advantage against my male counter parts. If only I had 1 maybe 2 things to distract him with. Probably around chest level to be easy to see. Be nice if I had some thing like that behind me too so they get distracted while chasing me. Probably a bit lower to counter balance the advantages in the front. Welp to bad I just have boobs and an ass... wait a minute

And that's how most of the female in league decide how to dress.

Techfusion7Jun 23, 20156 votes

Explains why nobody picks poppy.

GallowgrimJun 23, 20159 votes

Morgana : (Vaguely canon): "I show the scars I bear from the abuses of Kayle's regime."

Techfusion7Jun 23, 20155 votes

Im still waiting for bikini Morgana

A Miss FortuneJun 23, 20156 votes

A lot of the reasons why females are dressed that way is to show off their personality and where they live.

Miss Fortune for example, she uses her sway over males to get them to join her crew or whatever. Sure she may look like a stripper, but at least she's using it to make herself one of the most powerful people in Bilgewater. Oh and give her props, she's actually wearing pants. It all fits into her theme of Bilgewater.

But even then I think some of the females should still wear more clothes. I like how they did Kayle. She looks stunning but she's also wearing clothes.

Trash MammaIJun 23, 20151 votes

Not to sound like a douche but i'm well aware of why females are dressed the way they are lol. This thread is just for shits and giggles.

I was watching the Dominion cinematic and when J4 was putting his gear on I just randomly thought "Soo...how does Nidalee get ready for fights" and made this thread.

A Miss FortuneJun 23, 20151 votes

She's a spear hoe.

KendröneJun 23, 20152 votes

The spear or the hoe?

Yazzy814Jun 23, 20155 votes

nid thing made me laugh

RikariJun 23, 20155 votes

I'm still trying to figure out what 's pants are made of and what bra...company made DrMundo 's.

Celeste BenalJun 23, 20154 votes

Well, when you proc Nid's dance, she does a pole dance on her spear. So what do you think she is thinking when she gets ready for "work"?

Only Play DariusJun 23, 20153 votes

They say "Damn I look good in this!"

Fiora Ahri Katarina Riven Caitlyn

So sad this game is becoming league of waifus.

Trash MammaIJun 23, 20152 votes

Everyone needs a waifu to so that when their love life becomes sad and pathetic they can pretend like the waifu is just playing hard to get.

's mine :D

What Is SmiteJun 23, 20152 votes

My waifu is officially Fiora , and I'm not even the one who started that joke. My buddies at college started it because I was an advocate of Fiora's viability in the meta at the time.

S2C2Xd9KOyJun 23, 20152 votes

League of Waifu's :')

Jeanne fan clubJun 25, 20151 votes

Whats wrong with waifu Ahri ? I bet your just jealous that you don't have a waifu, OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I sure got him guys :3

esmelarJun 23, 20153 votes

Can someone tell me, if in any place in the world, this is common police wear. Caitlyn

StegosaurusToastJun 24, 20152 votes

Akali i'd like to employ a triumvirate of shadow warriors to uphold her causes in the world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -UberDanger

But seriously, she goes like this

Akali Hey Kennen, how much sideboob should i show? Kennen ALL OF IT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Shen Hey, Kennen, we are an order, we must have balance, we can't have a woman wearing barely anything, WE HAVE STANDARDS LeeSin Where is she? it's time for our date. Kennen Akali is over there, Too bad you can't see the outfit she's wearing

Lunar3dgeJun 24, 20152 votes

Lux seems reasonable

KendröneJun 23, 20151 votes

Just think about this is making me wonder, why is nidalee the most nude in league of legends and someone like jinx comes along and shoots her like 1 billion times and she doesnt leave a scratch only the fact she is low on health.

its like nid: Oh lemme cover my chest with a piece of fur i found from the floor and wear some underwear with some teeth, Now im ready. I will never die with my armor!