@Riot, What do female champs think when they get dressed?

Trash MammaI·6/23/2015, 1:35:51 PM·37 votes·3,211 views

I remembered in the old dominion cinematic J4 putting his gear on and getting ready for battle. Made me think what do other champs think when they get into their "clothes"

Take nidalee for example. About to get summoned. Does she just rip out some teeth from a cougar and grab a table cloth and say im ready.

or miss fortune. How much trouble does she go through getting her shirt not to rip with that big chest of hers

Don't get me started on Vi. I bet it takes forever to get dressed..

THESE are the questions we need answered Riot!

56 Comments

MacDthree6/23/2015, 2:06:59 PM54 votes

Pretty sure Evelyn just straps a hundred dog collars around various parts of her body

Rolldembones6/23/2015, 2:30:43 PM41 votes

Zyra : "I get to walk around naked and graves can't have a cigar?"

MVDuneCats6/23/2015, 4:42:42 PM29 votes

Well, we already know what Jinx is thinking. "I'm wearing lots of belts, for no reason at all!"

shadowstorm326/23/2015, 4:29:13 PM26 votes

Janna : a stray newpaper got stuck and she never bothered getting rid of it

Poro Princess6/23/2015, 2:06:49 PM24 votes

Clearly they think "what are the tallest heels I can wear to battle?"

Seriously though, what's up with every humanoid female champion on every skin wearing high heels to battle? Clearly whoever put that there hasn't even tried wearing heels.

RetroRage966/23/2015, 9:00:26 PM14 votes

Irelia like:

Okay I got my armor on... OMG I'm so ugly! OMG I better paint it red and tape some shiny things on my head. OMG I'm so FABULOUS!

Jinx like:

Oh my God, my bra is too big! Oh I know, I'll just put a belt on it to tighten it! Oh my God now it looks out of place, Cait will think I'm a hobo! What will I do then? Ah, yes! I'll just put belts all over my body to make it fit in. Thisissoperfectohmygod!

Robert Smith6/23/2015, 8:36:41 PM12 votes

Damn how do I get an advantage against my male counter parts. If only I had 1 maybe 2 things to distract him with. Probably around chest level to be easy to see. Be nice if I had some thing like that behind me too so they get distracted while chasing me. Probably a bit lower to counter balance the advantages in the front. Welp to bad I just have boobs and an ass... wait a minute

And that's how most of the female in league decide how to dress.

Gallowgrim6/23/2015, 5:52:55 PM9 votes

Morgana : (Vaguely canon): "I show the scars I bear from the abuses of Kayle's regime."

A Miss Fortune6/23/2015, 3:15:26 PM6 votes

A lot of the reasons why females are dressed that way is to show off their personality and where they live.

Miss Fortune for example, she uses her sway over males to get them to join her crew or whatever. Sure she may look like a stripper, but at least she's using it to make herself one of the most powerful people in Bilgewater. Oh and give her props, she's actually wearing pants. It all fits into her theme of Bilgewater.

But even then I think some of the females should still wear more clothes. I like how they did Kayle. She looks stunning but she's also wearing clothes.

Yazzy8146/23/2015, 1:42:02 PM5 votes

nid thing made me laugh

Rikari6/23/2015, 3:00:40 PM5 votes

I'm still trying to figure out what 's pants are made of and what bra...company made DrMundo 's.

Celeste Benal6/23/2015, 5:18:28 PM4 votes

Well, when you proc Nid's dance, she does a pole dance on her spear. So what do you think she is thinking when she gets ready for "work"?

Only Play Darius6/23/2015, 3:08:25 PM3 votes

They say "Damn I look good in this!"

Fiora Ahri Katarina Riven Caitlyn

So sad this game is becoming league of waifus.

esmelar6/23/2015, 10:29:44 PM3 votes

Can someone tell me, if in any place in the world, this is common police wear. Caitlyn

StegosaurusToast6/24/2015, 12:08:50 AM2 votes

Akali i'd like to employ a triumvirate of shadow warriors to uphold her causes in the world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -UberDanger

But seriously, she goes like this

Akali Hey Kennen, how much sideboob should i show? Kennen ALL OF IT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Shen Hey, Kennen, we are an order, we must have balance, we can't have a woman wearing barely anything, WE HAVE STANDARDS LeeSin Where is she? it's time for our date. Kennen Akali is over there, Too bad you can't see the outfit she's wearing

Lunar3dge6/24/2015, 3:21:44 AM2 votes

Lux seems reasonable

Centuros6/25/2015, 1:04:19 AM1 votes

I bet Vi is actually super vain, and takes hours getting everything perfect, only to pretend she doesn't care when Cait asks.

kneel on Ice6/24/2015, 6:23:55 PM1 votes

Lissandra Just cover herself with an ice dress :p

61413860_DEL6/24/2015, 10:23:51 PM1 votes

Lux

"Oh, I'm just POSITIVE that this battle will open up my eyes to a new light"

Orianna

"We. Will. Get. Ready. For. Battle. That. Will. Be. Fun."

Kendröne6/23/2015, 11:27:52 PM1 votes

Just think about this is making me wonder, why is nidalee the most nude in league of legends and someone like jinx comes along and shoots her like 1 billion times and she doesnt leave a scratch only the fact she is low on health.

its like nid: Oh lemme cover my chest with a piece of fur i found from the floor and wear some underwear with some teeth, Now im ready. I will never die with my armor!