I have discovered how to win in bronze/low silver... GUARANTEED RESULTS

Sojuorn·2/20/2015, 4:18:32 PM·1 votes·772 views

You see I had it all wrong. I was relegated to silver 5 after promos and figured I would climb back up. I would stay safe.. Farm.. not feed.. and perform well and climb. Boy was I wrong!! And if you think this way you are wrong too!!

You see, I try and main ziggs mid. I like him. I average 9kills, 3.5 deaths, and 10 assists a game. Nothing great, but decent. I use my ult to help bot/top lane when I can. I roam when I can to help struggling lanes. And I generally lead my team in damage (AoE spells, duh!!). However I am only 50% win rate on the little guy. And I constantly win lane only to have someone else feed like a soup kitchen on thanksgiving. Then the fed enemy from that lane will eventually saunter over to mid and proceed to kick the hell out of my lane and every other lane and win the game.

I would ask that my feeding teammate please stop fighting the enemy because logically if you are 0-3 in 10 minutes and they are 3-0 they have more gold, better items, and it makes no sense to fight them in the middle of your lane for the 4th time. And every time I ask this they proceed to ignore me and jump in to fight again. I never understood why... until now.

I have learned that the more you die in LoL the better your odds of winning become!!!! As proof, I started playing a few games as zed mid. Now when I do I go as aggressive as Bill Cosby at a ruffie sale next to a strip club. To this end I average 12.5 kills, 9 deaths, and 9 assists a game. That right, I now average close to 6 more deaths a game on zed than ziggs and give up the AoE team fight damage. But guess what.... I am 100% win rate on zed!!

So that proves it. You must die as much as possible to win! all the other players obviously knew this when they went 0-7 in lane and kept jumping in for more. They were trying to WIN by feeding, and I just never knew. I feel like an idiot for playing safe and not trying to feed my lane all this time. I am sorry for all those 2-12 Master Yi's I let down in recent weeks. You knew better at the time. You were probably only 1 or 2 more deaths away from being able to 1v5 the enemy team in the baron pit while fighting the dragon at the same time.

Stats don't lie. GG. #bottomsilver4life

2 Comments

Deep Terror Nami2/20/2015, 4:23:42 PM1 votes

Silver IV Life, or Silver for Life?

Sojuorn2/20/2015, 4:25:58 PM1 votes

I can only aspire to get back up to silver 4 at this point :p

So the 4 represents "for" in this instance. Thank you for clearing that up :)