"If I wasn't lagging I would be kicking your ass"

If you are 'lagging' then why do you keep trying to dive me? After dying to me 3 times because of 'lag' why would you keep trying? I am starting to think you didn't have lag issues. You just make stupid decisions but are incapable of admitting it is your fault.

Can we all agree that blaming lag is the most pathetic fucking excuse in the game?