You're tired of people diddling around?
So... You don't want me to take Nasus, Sion, or Vi bot lane? Surprisingly it works (sometimes). I still lost some of those games because of grievous misplays on my part, but I had a ton of fun. I take GP bot as the ADC. The harass is super-real once you get a sheen which, by the way, is really easy with +5 gold every last hit with Parrrlay.
It's really fun to mess around. So long as you can do okay and not go 0/999/2 by 20 minutes, I'll defend you for trying something out. More than half the fun in this game is fooling around. That being said, I still get salty.