I love first picking a tank and the enemy following up with all AD
Especially when I pick Malphite.
Especially when I pick Malphite.

well next patch you'll fucking hate it.
you are the worst kind of person. I hate malphite. playing against him that is. I usually play midlaners like viktor or veigar, and malphite just comes and presses r to win >.< the worst, i'm too slow to dodge, and i can't do anything :P
EDIT: IDK why I got a downvote, the "worst kind of person" was totally not serious. I thought that was clear. pardon me for forgetting the /kappa at the end
will 1v1 a tank in 4 seconds and come out with full HP.
just wait for the armor-nerf...then you´ll just cry in a corner when you canßt even do anything vs full-ad-comps anymore.
They must have assumed that people only play AP malphite.
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