I love first picking a tank and the enemy following up with all AD

Kikirino·Aug 10, 2015·26 votes·1,405 views

Especially when I pick Malphite.

25 Comments

Big LincolnAug 10, 201515 votes

Rammus

B1naryB0tAug 10, 20159 votes

Taric

Mecha MaIphiteAug 10, 20156 votes

Truly, truly outrageous.

NeclordAug 10, 20155 votes

well next patch you'll fucking hate it.

ArkenStormAug 10, 20155 votes

you are the worst kind of person. I hate malphite. playing against him that is. I usually play midlaners like viktor or veigar, and malphite just comes and presses r to win >.< the worst, i'm too slow to dodge, and i can't do anything :P

EDIT: IDK why I got a downvote, the "worst kind of person" was totally not serious. I thought that was clear. pardon me for forgetting the /kappa at the end

TheRainInSpainAug 10, 20152 votes

I press R to win as Veigar. Get booped on!

ArkenStormAug 10, 20151 votes

I do too, but when malphite ults you from out of your range, and your e doesn't stop it (unfortunately), or from over a wall so you can't kill him first, it doesn't work :P

Also, I press Q to win. and R. because q-farming.

JariAug 10, 20151 votes

Malph's ult is powerful, but so is yours. And as Veigar, you can set up your cage right before he charges at you, not for him, but so that his team can't just run up over and do the finishing blow.

ArkenStormAug 10, 20151 votes

you know, I never thought about that. :P Probably why I'm still in gold and haven't advanced any

fantastic dudAug 10, 20151 votes

lol i am in bronz and i know that lol, a tanky malph doesnt have the dmg to finish u on his own, and if u cant do alota things the same time u can just flash his ult or pretend to go somewhere and then go the other way when he is far away from u cus he wil have the tendency to ult u at max range

ArkenStormAug 10, 20151 votes

that's one of my flaws. I am pretty good in gameplay/mechanics but i still panic a little when i get cc-locked. also in higher ranks malphite rarely builds straight tank, often ap tank is his build so he does major damage to any squishy.

KikirinoAug 10, 20151 votes

A tanky Malphite has the damage to finish people on his own. Tank Malphite still has damage in his build. No one builds 100% tank with 0 offense. In bronze maybe your tactics work but in higher Elos people have learned that you need to bait escapes before doing something like a Malphite ult.

JariAug 10, 20151 votes

Malph gets damage for building armor, so it's not like he doesn't have damage. I'm just saying for in a teamfight scenario, Veigar's E and zone the team out if he can sneak it in. Down side is that you have to read that Malphite and know when he's going to press it.

KikirinoAug 10, 20154 votes

I saw the downvote and was saddened. People seem to struggle when it comes to jokes on these boards unless it is in gif form.

ArkenStormAug 10, 20151 votes

thank you sir :P

IGotScuttleCrabsAug 10, 20151 votes

My least favorite is Panth. I just sit there taking spear after spear. And I swear they're always running mana regen runes but I never face the oom panth.

Close second is wukong. Don't know why. Unless he's beyond terrible I don't know what to do.

Last is Nasus. No matter who I pick he still manages to farm stacks.