dumbest things a teammate said to you

Mody bird·Oct 13, 2015·10 votes·1,776 views

Here ill start Took blue buff "afking you %%%" morg

Score is 7-14 i tell my team to upgrade their trinkets or buy some wards "wards wont help us we're losing"

0/7/3 renekton building full dmg i tell him to get some tank " i need damage to kill them tank wont help"

not my team but other team 4 of my teammates goes to kill 600 stack " lol you guys need 4 people for me noobs" " its called teamwork" " well was your teamwork worth it? now my team is going to get objectives" all his teammates at base or in the jungle somewhere i face-palmed so hard

What are some stupid things your teamates said

67 Comments

warpenguin555Oct 13, 20158 votes

i have far too many Teemo fuck all bronzies, they should all die XinZhao Teemo i bet you're bronze. Teemo Yep. Bronze 1. XinZhao So... you think that you should die? Teemo No. im not bronze

GAME 2 Olaf when ever I play olaf everybody feeds... TwistedFate Fuck you olaf its your fault for not stopping Shen's ults. Put some pressure on your lane god. about 5 minutes earlier, mid lane Ryze roamed bot and got a triple kill off our bot and jungler

GAME 3 Sona tries to 1v2 an enemy MF and Nidalee with 100 health. Sona Ez wtf why didnt you fight with me noob.

GAME 4 (aka the master trashtalker brand) Garen Ashe what the hell are you building? Garen stfu. we are playing for fun. Garen Well, shes ruining our fun by trolling. thats not a good trade-off Fuck you Garen. I hope your parents are stuck in dead end jobs (here is a link to the game http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1950507516/209801151?tab=overview )

GAME 5 post game chat Spends the whole game running into 1v2 fights when i roam as Bard Caitlyn Bard should really not be a thing.

GAME 6 Ashe Bard you are such a noob. Do you even know how to play your champ. Bard Flashes mastery lvl 5 icon yes Ashe well you cant build him worth a crap Bard Do you even play Bard? Ashe No.

Mody birdOct 13, 20152 votes

{quoted}

i have far too many fuck all bronzies, they should all die Teemo i bet you're bronze. Yep. Bronze 1. So... you think that you should die? No. im not bronze

GAME 2 when ever I play olaf everybody feeds... Fuck you olaf its your fault for not stopping Shen's ults. Put some pressure on your lane god. about 5 minutes earlier, mid lane Ryze roamed bot and got a triple kill off our bot and jungler

GAME 3 Sona tries to 1v2 an enemy MF and Nidalee with 100 health. Ez wtf why didnt you fight with me noob.

GAME 4 (aka the master trashtalker brand) Ashe what the hell are you building? Garen stfu. we are playing for fun. Well, shes ruining our fun by trolling. thats not a good trade-off Fuck you Garen. I hope your parents are stuck in dead end jobs (here is a link to the game http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1950507516/209801151?tab=overview )

GAME 5 post game chat Spends the whole game running into 1v2 fights when i roam as Bard Bard should really not be a thing.

GAME 6 Bard you are such a noob. Do you even know how to play your champ. Flashes mastery lvl 5 icon yes well you cant build him worth a crap Do you even play Bard? No.

Lol the last one

ChatillonOct 14, 20151 votes

Bard well first pick bard Talon are you good with him? Bard okay more than decent ish

ten minutes into the game , jinx throws chompers at enemy draven while defending tower for some reason Bard 0/1/2 Jinx 0/4/1 0/6/5

Rengar first pick bard op Bard so Its my fault we lost, i get it

Draven guys i need more stacks Rengar PENTA!!!!!!!!!

btw, i lost my series in case you were wondering

NazZomLordOct 13, 20156 votes

Top LeeSin Off meta picks freaking suck watch me stomp your face in noob, im Silver 1 in my other account Top Braum Me: uhm...okay He continues to talk crap and make fun of my pick for the first 3 minutes, he Q then W when i shield or W and he just puts "Lel, noob"

FIRST BLOOD

Braum Has slain LeeSin LeeSin WTF IS THAT BROKEN PASSIVE 4 SECOND STUN NOOB RELYING ON YOUR KIT TO STUN ME UNDER TOWER, IF YOU HAD SKILL LIKE ME YOU WOULD PLAY A REAL CHAMP!!!! Braum You dived me with 2 stacks and i was full health while you had a quarter health... LeeSin STFU I THOUGHT MY SHIELD WOULD SAVE ME. BRAUM IS JUST BROKEN AND MY HARD COUNTER!!!!

Jason the otherOct 13, 20151 votes

LOOOOOL The leagues community of idiots always amuses me//

CressiliaOct 14, 20151 votes

Went Sona top when I could only support for a while, she was all I knew. Got first blood on Jax, camped by Rengar until we ff'd

AbsorbedHorizonOct 13, 20155 votes

Fizz " GG, this jungler never ganks " 2/12/4 Shaco " Ummm what? " 15/3/4

EndlessSorcererOct 13, 20153 votes

Shaco "You. I don't gank you."

Did Fizz die twice before you finished your initial clear? I've had that happen before.

HexaDecimelOct 13, 20154 votes

I heal my midlaner as Nami just as Zed's deathmark is about to pop, saving her life. My heal ends up killing the zed and this is what I hear.

"Noob support is trolling, pls report"

Also had a Rengar cuss me out because I was playing Nautilus and one of my pink wards spotted him while he was ulting. I ulted him mid jump and saved the adc.

"FU Nautilus, he is such a broken champion, I mean a 10 second stun, REALLY"

MohawkBirdOct 13, 20152 votes

People like the ones in the first example piss me off sooo much. This happens a lot when I play support. We get in a skirmish bot lane and I am auto attacking away at all enemies possible, with my ADC on like 10 HP (or just extremely low) I manage to last hit the enemy.

"GG stupid support taking my kills."

What? Did you want me to let you die? Whoever is in example like this doesn't even deserve to play League at all.

CressiliaOct 13, 20153 votes

GURL I SAVED YOUR SORRY BUTT RESPECT ME

ChatillonOct 14, 20151 votes

^ support life

Hotlin3 FlingOct 13, 20154 votes

Kennen item 2004 "why isn't it working"

MelledoneusOct 13, 20153 votes

Azir goes to dragon at level 4 and starts soloing it. Dies "Dude Vi where were you why did you leave me to die?" "Well, I was ganking bot lane despite the fact that Twitch's poison basically stole my first camp and forced me to back early. Additionally, I'm level 3, what did you expect me to do?" Azir Proceeds to feed enemy Fizz 17 kills by overextending "gg Vi left me to die at drag and now we lost."

Jason the otherOct 13, 20151 votes

I hate players like that I try to stay calm when it happends but i just end up losing it

MelledoneusOct 14, 20151 votes

It didn't help when our Jinx was talking trash to the enemy team when they 4 man ganked and got a double kill. "lel u guys are so trash you need 4 people to kill me"

I politely responded that they were using teamwork, and brought up the LCS as an example.

That was a mistake.

She would mock me the whole game, saying "LCS Vi right here," and "Whoops. I guess I didn't watch enough LCS to escape that gank."

I simply muted her and turned to the enemy team for help. They did eventually tell me that they'll report those 3 (Jinx's support told me to 'suck a d*ck' every time I mentioned that he was a decent human being along with our top laner).

Hotlin3 FlingOct 13, 20151 votes

I swear it happens by accident Twitch

what you deserveOct 13, 20153 votes

"nasus it's 20 mins and you don't even have 100 stacks" "NO LANE CONTROL THANKS JG STOP BLAMING OTHERS KID" ..So is it the jungler's fault or should I stop blaming others?

AHRl S P E C TOct 13, 20152 votes

RekSai "Adcs don't need kills, just farm" 11-6-2 as Jungle Jinx "Are you kidding me?" 3-3-10 ADC

MohawkBirdOct 13, 20152 votes

To be fair a 3-3-10 Jinx would be able to destroy everything regardless. You still get quite a bit of gold for assists.

lightdragoon88Oct 13, 20152 votes

Orianna AP is MR for me.

EndlessSorcererOct 13, 20151 votes

They meant health, right?

Right?!

lightdragoon88Oct 14, 20151 votes

Nope. To make it worst, it was an orianna support and the enemy bot lane was Kennen/Leblanc.

TheYordleInfernoOct 13, 20152 votes

Me Rumble : Quadra kill

Only Caitlyn with 30% hp left

Zed with homeguard kill her with a auto attack

Rumble : Zed why????

Zed : stfu

Zed : Noobs like you dont deserve penta hahaha

Rumble 15/5/7

Zed 2/10/2

I cant believe people like him exist......

J EevoOct 13, 20152 votes

The enemy jungler is farming hardcore and not showing up, ours is frequenting middle and bottom, Top Riven (Who was against ANOTHER Riven since it's normals) after feeding the third kill in a row to a mirror matchup:

GG jungler never ganks, report stupid noob.

...

Annie Towards our Kalista - WHY DID YOU THROW ME AT THEM???

But he... But you control where... You could've just... ugh....

kaltenashesOct 14, 20151 votes

well when my top laner is a fighter and i'm jungler i always try to gank for him, how many times have you played a game where riven/fiora/irelia/darius,,,,destroyed the enemy team in every team fight

J EevoOct 14, 20151 votes

{quoted}

well when my top laner is a fighter and i'm jungler i always try to gank for him, how many times have you played a game where riven/fiora/irelia/darius,,,,destroyed the enemy team in every team fight

Oh that's completely fine, what's not fine is when the top loses lane SOLO while in a mirror matchup (as in he's just WORSE than his opponent) and decides to blame the jungler for it (Who was REALLY working hard on other lanes)

kaltenashesOct 14, 20151 votes

ik it, once i was xin jungler and top was riven mirror match...my riven was the worst (sorry bro), i realized that and still ganked there to giver her a lead. in the end she was the one that dealt the more damage in the game...it's not the jungler's fault that the top laner is having a hard time, but if he can spare some time to try and help him, you could garentee your victory

BemaponOct 13, 20152 votes

Shaco Pings im ganking bot Garen Dies top lane Garen Spams pings "WTF Useless Shaco."

Sums up that entire game. I even ganked top multiple times.

CressiliaOct 13, 20152 votes

Skarner We're losing because you didn't ward enough, how are we supposed to go by three wards (me) Sona I don't know maybe you should try it Skarner /all LOL Sona tells ME to ward like I'm a supp GG

Also, this reminded me of your Nasus-Janna thing: Fed Yas catches our Mundo, we all came in to help Yasuo /all LOL what's wrong, scared Mundo? Needed your whole team huh? (me) Sona /all Yea that's how a team works

Jason the otherOct 13, 20152 votes

When ur opponent picks Jinx Morgana Yasuo Annie and LeeSin Noob: gg opponent op might as well have fun Picks jarven support... leaves lane blames ME!

ScryerOct 14, 20152 votes

MasterYi : "stupid fucking mundo ulted himself instead of me." DrMundo (me): "..."

Reaper SorakaOct 13, 20151 votes

"I'm the only player with wards on the map." "The stealth and pink ward are both mine." "This support is such trash."

Do you know what it's like being a support that is having the worst ward war bot lane, and having all of your efforts go unnoticed? Not only did he think I wasn't warding, he was claiming he placed the wards THAT I PLACED!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH $#$&#^($&(!(#^!^&%(&^!!!1

EndlessSorcererOct 13, 20152 votes

Not sure why they were dumb enough to try and claim they placed your wards.

You can just click on them to see who placed them.

CressiliaOct 13, 20151 votes

Sometimes you get ADCs that have played supp and understand when your auto or cc ends up killing the enemy. and then yoU GET DOUCHENUGGETS THAT HAVE NO RESPECT AND MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR RELIGION but all you can do is . . . k

ChatillonOct 14, 20151 votes

Bard i roam mid, set up a two man ult, we get one kill, and i am autoing to make sure the talon doesnt die and a mooglet kills the enemy

Talon .... Bard sigh

and then...

Sona q's to secure kill, gets double IM SO SORRY Graves it's okay, i wouldnt have gotten them anyways Sona :') Graves doing a good job, babe

alfavhunterOct 14, 20151 votes

"Useless support"

As he dies from engaging while in lane, while I am clearly not in lane warding to prevent jungle running down to kill us from lack of vision

I get this far to often as a support main

When your support isn't in lane, DONT fight and if you do... Blaiming your support won't make it not your mistake

Some adc can do no wrong, they went 0/10/0 in lane ? Supports fault... They go 10/0/0 in lane with the support having 10 assists and a few deaths (2-3)," get good man and maybe then you won't need me to carry you"...

Not all adc are like this sure, but the majority mentality of them is annoying

DamagefoxOct 14, 20151 votes

In a match where we have a nidalee jungle, she is doing well...

Enemy Team has slain the dragon (0-1) Oh damn, they got first dragon. "Hey guys we should start getting dragon!" Nidalee: "Stfu" (Fast foreward: Nidalee hasnt ganked bot lane and hasnt really left jungle. Meanwhile Enemy has slain Dragon 3 more times (0-4) and we are losing towers) "Nidalee what the hell, why didnt we take dragon, I ping and you dont do anything" Nidalee: "Idiot, Dragons dont make any difference to someone who is fed" (Nidalee is like 2/X/X)

Summary: Jungle Nidalee Doesnt go for dragons, Because dragons dont make "any difference" and thus are NOT important. SO never go for dragons boys and girls, they dont do anything. So says Jungle nidalee who never ganks (no suprise, we lost that match)

XonraOct 14, 20151 votes

"We need wards guys." After they just got caught out walking into the enemy jungle.

Has placed zero wards.

Hasn't upgraded their yellow trinket 25 minutes into the game

Hasn't bought a single pink

Trinket is off cooldown, because as mentioned above, hasn't played any wards.

DamagefoxOct 14, 20151 votes

Yeah I was in a match where top lane was cussing and fuming about teemo's shrooms. I suggested buying pinks or upgrading trinkets. "idiot you cant upgrade trinkets" I explained how it worked "nvm thats 250g, Not free"

aka, buying wards or upgrading trinkets = Dont bother, too expensive. and he still complains about teemo's shrooms afterwards.

Cthulhu2020Oct 14, 20151 votes

Our top Nasus was 0/8 and blamed me for being a KSer with no farm. My score was 2/0 from beginning in bot lane. That irritated me so everytime I got a kill, I told nasus to give me another report. Graves "I got another kill, better report me again." Nasus "You are an idiot fuk." Graves "No, I am mocking one." My team was like DAMN, shutdown. I made fun of him for that point on and he never said anything after that. Graves "I don't feed often, but when I do, I blame the entire team." - Nasus

Cthulhu2020Oct 14, 20151 votes

Hater: Noob, it doesnt look like you have ever played Kat before."

Katarina : I have every champ, used to be gold, and playing since Beta

Hater: Sad, 95% of beta players are diamond now.

Katarina : 100% of your statistics are made up.

Hater: No, its true, look up noob.

Katarina : Where?

Hater: The internet dumbass

Katarina : No shit sherlock, where did you get your detective degree?

Hater: Google it

Katarina : You cant make up a statistic and cite the "internet" as a source.

Hater: Look it up.

Hater: Google it noob!

Katarina : Google your name with %%%got after it. I can cite the internet too.

Katarina : I have been playing since you were in elementary school breastfeeding at age 9. Then the other players call bullshit on his stupid statistic and the idiot leaves.

IcyPepperOct 14, 20151 votes

"Don't feed."

Top quality advice.

Creeamy SheevOct 14, 20151 votes

I once asked Master Yi to stop going HAM, then he responded with "I fucked your son!"...

FowusOct 14, 20151 votes

Zed fuck you trundle you took my kill and I burned my ult and ignite

Trundle you didn't do enough damage

Zed It's all about the dot

Trundle the dot was over

Zed I'm reporting you for ks

a little later...

Zed idiot fucking trundle built cinderhulk

Trundle that's what you usually build on him

Zed idiot

Link to the game if you wanna see: http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1974892667/226162805?tab=overview

kureransuOct 14, 20151 votes

Was playing support, clearing wards around dragon, bot lanr noticed and gives chase. I run to mid bush, double back for the juke into my jungle and safely back to not lane. I ping be careful to mid. Mid kat continues to push her turret not helping me at all. Bot lane just ganks her since they are there. She dies.

"No Mia! Gg"

" lol I was chased all the way to mid bush, you didn't see any of that!? I told you to be careful "

"No you didn't you're in jungle now almost bot"

"You need map awareness bruh"

HentRexOct 14, 20151 votes

Enemy Irelia : Report our Veigar No communication Me: How are we suppose to know he didn't communicate? Enemy Irelia : Read the chat idiot he never talked. Me: I can see why.

legionnaire99Oct 14, 20151 votes

pentakill MasterYi stop taking all my kills or i will afk

I urgot about itOct 14, 20151 votes

Keep in mind the scene that I'm describing is in diamond shivers I am supporting as soraka and my adc is sivir. We are against a lux and graves Lux lands a snare on both of us and kills us (and even though sivir didn't even use her e, which was up,) she said to me "oh my god soraka you dumbass y did u make me get caught by her snare?" Whenever my adc gives me that bullshit, I just go mid and make sure mid wins then top and abandon bot So I win mid and top and my adc around 0/2/0 says to me, the 2/1/14 soraka, "OMG you useless ___ I'm reporting you" and we proceed to carry him