dumbest things a teammate said to you

Mody bird·10/13/2015, 2:26:11 PM·10 votes·1,776 views

Here ill start Took blue buff "afking you %%%" morg

Score is 7-14 i tell my team to upgrade their trinkets or buy some wards "wards wont help us we're losing"

0/7/3 renekton building full dmg i tell him to get some tank " i need damage to kill them tank wont help"

not my team but other team 4 of my teammates goes to kill 600 stack " lol you guys need 4 people for me noobs" " its called teamwork" " well was your teamwork worth it? now my team is going to get objectives" all his teammates at base or in the jungle somewhere i face-palmed so hard

What are some stupid things your teamates said

67 Comments

warpenguin55510/13/2015, 5:00:58 PM8 votes

i have far too many Teemo fuck all bronzies, they should all die XinZhao Teemo i bet you're bronze. Teemo Yep. Bronze 1. XinZhao So... you think that you should die? Teemo No. im not bronze

GAME 2 Olaf when ever I play olaf everybody feeds... TwistedFate Fuck you olaf its your fault for not stopping Shen's ults. Put some pressure on your lane god. about 5 minutes earlier, mid lane Ryze roamed bot and got a triple kill off our bot and jungler

GAME 3 Sona tries to 1v2 an enemy MF and Nidalee with 100 health. Sona Ez wtf why didnt you fight with me noob.

GAME 4 (aka the master trashtalker brand) Garen Ashe what the hell are you building? Garen stfu. we are playing for fun. Garen Well, shes ruining our fun by trolling. thats not a good trade-off Fuck you Garen. I hope your parents are stuck in dead end jobs (here is a link to the game http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1950507516/209801151?tab=overview )

GAME 5 post game chat Spends the whole game running into 1v2 fights when i roam as Bard Caitlyn Bard should really not be a thing.

GAME 6 Ashe Bard you are such a noob. Do you even know how to play your champ. Bard Flashes mastery lvl 5 icon yes Ashe well you cant build him worth a crap Bard Do you even play Bard? Ashe No.

NazZomLord10/13/2015, 10:53:58 PM6 votes

Top LeeSin Off meta picks freaking suck watch me stomp your face in noob, im Silver 1 in my other account Top Braum Me: uhm...okay He continues to talk crap and make fun of my pick for the first 3 minutes, he Q then W when i shield or W and he just puts "Lel, noob"

FIRST BLOOD

Braum Has slain LeeSin LeeSin WTF IS THAT BROKEN PASSIVE 4 SECOND STUN NOOB RELYING ON YOUR KIT TO STUN ME UNDER TOWER, IF YOU HAD SKILL LIKE ME YOU WOULD PLAY A REAL CHAMP!!!! Braum You dived me with 2 stacks and i was full health while you had a quarter health... LeeSin STFU I THOUGHT MY SHIELD WOULD SAVE ME. BRAUM IS JUST BROKEN AND MY HARD COUNTER!!!!

AbsorbedHorizon10/13/2015, 4:26:06 PM5 votes

Fizz " GG, this jungler never ganks " 2/12/4 Shaco " Ummm what? " 15/3/4

HexaDecimel10/13/2015, 6:01:45 PM4 votes

I heal my midlaner as Nami just as Zed's deathmark is about to pop, saving her life. My heal ends up killing the zed and this is what I hear.

"Noob support is trolling, pls report"

Also had a Rengar cuss me out because I was playing Nautilus and one of my pink wards spotted him while he was ulting. I ulted him mid jump and saved the adc.

"FU Nautilus, he is such a broken champion, I mean a 10 second stun, REALLY"

Hotlin3 Fling10/13/2015, 11:53:18 PM4 votes

Kennen item 2004 "why isn't it working"

Melledoneus10/13/2015, 2:44:32 PM3 votes

Azir goes to dragon at level 4 and starts soloing it. Dies "Dude Vi where were you why did you leave me to die?" "Well, I was ganking bot lane despite the fact that Twitch's poison basically stole my first camp and forced me to back early. Additionally, I'm level 3, what did you expect me to do?" Azir Proceeds to feed enemy Fizz 17 kills by overextending "gg Vi left me to die at drag and now we lost."

what you deserve10/13/2015, 7:34:40 PM3 votes

"nasus it's 20 mins and you don't even have 100 stacks" "NO LANE CONTROL THANKS JG STOP BLAMING OTHERS KID" ..So is it the jungler's fault or should I stop blaming others?

Jason the other10/13/2015, 11:17:23 PM2 votes

When ur opponent picks Jinx Morgana Yasuo Annie and LeeSin Noob: gg opponent op might as well have fun Picks jarven support... leaves lane blames ME!

AHRl S P E C T10/13/2015, 3:38:00 PM2 votes

RekSai "Adcs don't need kills, just farm" 11-6-2 as Jungle Jinx "Are you kidding me?" 3-3-10 ADC

TheYordleInferno10/13/2015, 7:56:59 PM2 votes

Me Rumble : Quadra kill

Only Caitlyn with 30% hp left

Zed with homeguard kill her with a auto attack

Rumble : Zed why????

Zed : stfu

Zed : Noobs like you dont deserve penta hahaha

Rumble 15/5/7

Zed 2/10/2

I cant believe people like him exist......

J Eevo10/13/2015, 8:43:50 PM2 votes

The enemy jungler is farming hardcore and not showing up, ours is frequenting middle and bottom, Top Riven (Who was against ANOTHER Riven since it's normals) after feeding the third kill in a row to a mirror matchup:

GG jungler never ganks, report stupid noob.

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Annie Towards our Kalista - WHY DID YOU THROW ME AT THEM???

But he... But you control where... You could've just... ugh....

Bemapon10/13/2015, 10:33:18 PM2 votes

Shaco Pings im ganking bot Garen Dies top lane Garen Spams pings "WTF Useless Shaco."

Sums up that entire game. I even ganked top multiple times.

Scryer10/14/2015, 5:56:24 AM2 votes

MasterYi : "stupid fucking mundo ulted himself instead of me." DrMundo (me): "..."

Cressilia10/13/2015, 10:40:39 PM2 votes

Skarner We're losing because you didn't ward enough, how are we supposed to go by three wards (me) Sona I don't know maybe you should try it Skarner /all LOL Sona tells ME to ward like I'm a supp GG

Also, this reminded me of your Nasus-Janna thing: Fed Yas catches our Mundo, we all came in to help Yasuo /all LOL what's wrong, scared Mundo? Needed your whole team huh? (me) Sona /all Yea that's how a team works

lightdragoon8810/13/2015, 5:34:00 PM2 votes

Orianna AP is MR for me.

Fowus10/14/2015, 1:13:18 PM1 votes

Zed fuck you trundle you took my kill and I burned my ult and ignite

Trundle you didn't do enough damage

Zed It's all about the dot

Trundle the dot was over

Zed I'm reporting you for ks

a little later...

Zed idiot fucking trundle built cinderhulk

Trundle that's what you usually build on him

Zed idiot

Link to the game if you wanna see: http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1974892667/226162805?tab=overview

kureransu10/14/2015, 1:30:55 PM1 votes

Was playing support, clearing wards around dragon, bot lanr noticed and gives chase. I run to mid bush, double back for the juke into my jungle and safely back to not lane. I ping be careful to mid. Mid kat continues to push her turret not helping me at all. Bot lane just ganks her since they are there. She dies.

"No Mia! Gg"

" lol I was chased all the way to mid bush, you didn't see any of that!? I told you to be careful "

"No you didn't you're in jungle now almost bot"

"You need map awareness bruh"

HentRex10/14/2015, 1:33:32 PM1 votes

Enemy Irelia : Report our Veigar No communication Me: How are we suppose to know he didn't communicate? Enemy Irelia : Read the chat idiot he never talked. Me: I can see why.

legionnaire9910/14/2015, 2:32:04 PM1 votes

pentakill MasterYi stop taking all my kills or i will afk

I urgot about it10/14/2015, 6:46:59 PM1 votes

Keep in mind the scene that I'm describing is in diamond shivers I am supporting as soraka and my adc is sivir. We are against a lux and graves Lux lands a snare on both of us and kills us (and even though sivir didn't even use her e, which was up,) she said to me "oh my god soraka you dumbass y did u make me get caught by her snare?" Whenever my adc gives me that bullshit, I just go mid and make sure mid wins then top and abandon bot So I win mid and top and my adc around 0/2/0 says to me, the 2/1/14 soraka, "OMG you useless ___ I'm reporting you" and we proceed to carry him

AFK Mumu NA10/14/2015, 8:32:12 PM1 votes

Thresh -Wtf corki follow my engage Jinx Leona Level 5 Thresh Lvl 2 tower diving.

This is what plat 5 was for me

Reaper Soraka10/13/2015, 6:08:36 PM1 votes

"I'm the only player with wards on the map." "The stealth and pink ward are both mine." "This support is such trash."

Do you know what it's like being a support that is having the worst ward war bot lane, and having all of your efforts go unnoticed? Not only did he think I wasn't warding, he was claiming he placed the wards THAT I PLACED!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH $#$&#^($&(!(#^!^&%(&^!!!1

alfavhunter10/14/2015, 1:23:09 AM1 votes

"Useless support"

As he dies from engaging while in lane, while I am clearly not in lane warding to prevent jungle running down to kill us from lack of vision

I get this far to often as a support main

When your support isn't in lane, DONT fight and if you do... Blaiming your support won't make it not your mistake

Some adc can do no wrong, they went 0/10/0 in lane ? Supports fault... They go 10/0/0 in lane with the support having 10 assists and a few deaths (2-3)," get good man and maybe then you won't need me to carry you"...

Not all adc are like this sure, but the majority mentality of them is annoying

Damagefox10/14/2015, 5:37:05 AM1 votes

In a match where we have a nidalee jungle, she is doing well...

Enemy Team has slain the dragon (0-1) Oh damn, they got first dragon. "Hey guys we should start getting dragon!" Nidalee: "Stfu" (Fast foreward: Nidalee hasnt ganked bot lane and hasnt really left jungle. Meanwhile Enemy has slain Dragon 3 more times (0-4) and we are losing towers) "Nidalee what the hell, why didnt we take dragon, I ping and you dont do anything" Nidalee: "Idiot, Dragons dont make any difference to someone who is fed" (Nidalee is like 2/X/X)

Summary: Jungle Nidalee Doesnt go for dragons, Because dragons dont make "any difference" and thus are NOT important. SO never go for dragons boys and girls, they dont do anything. So says Jungle nidalee who never ganks (no suprise, we lost that match)

Xonra10/14/2015, 5:40:44 AM1 votes

"We need wards guys." After they just got caught out walking into the enemy jungle.

Has placed zero wards.

Hasn't upgraded their yellow trinket 25 minutes into the game

Hasn't bought a single pink

Trinket is off cooldown, because as mentioned above, hasn't played any wards.

Cthulhu202010/14/2015, 5:58:02 AM1 votes

Our top Nasus was 0/8 and blamed me for being a KSer with no farm. My score was 2/0 from beginning in bot lane. That irritated me so everytime I got a kill, I told nasus to give me another report. Graves "I got another kill, better report me again." Nasus "You are an idiot fuk." Graves "No, I am mocking one." My team was like DAMN, shutdown. I made fun of him for that point on and he never said anything after that. Graves "I don't feed often, but when I do, I blame the entire team." - Nasus

Cthulhu202010/14/2015, 6:05:06 AM1 votes

Hater: Noob, it doesnt look like you have ever played Kat before."

Katarina : I have every champ, used to be gold, and playing since Beta

Hater: Sad, 95% of beta players are diamond now.

Katarina : 100% of your statistics are made up.

Hater: No, its true, look up noob.

Katarina : Where?

Hater: The internet dumbass

Katarina : No shit sherlock, where did you get your detective degree?

Hater: Google it

Katarina : You cant make up a statistic and cite the "internet" as a source.

Hater: Look it up.

Hater: Google it noob!

Katarina : Google your name with %%%got after it. I can cite the internet too.

Katarina : I have been playing since you were in elementary school breastfeeding at age 9. Then the other players call bullshit on his stupid statistic and the idiot leaves.

IcyPepper10/14/2015, 6:08:16 AM1 votes

"Don't feed."

Top quality advice.

Creeamy Sheev10/14/2015, 1:08:29 PM1 votes

I once asked Master Yi to stop going HAM, then he responded with "I fucked your son!"...