Do you ever feel like Riot is out to get you?

Do you ever feel like Riot is out to get you?

This past week, Riot has not been kind to me. Matchmaking has been painful. I either get opponents that are clearly way above my league or I get matched with teammates that are feeders, trolls, quiters, and everything in between. Then, I will have random games where I'm lagging even though my ping is fine and no one else is using the internet. The type of lag where animations don't show, abilities don't go off, champion animations dont keep up with themselves, etc. This seems to cycle between me and my teammates.

I've only given you, Riot, lots of time and money; what could I have possibly done to upset thee!?