So everyone tells me they have a second account on the verge of Diamond...

Whenever I encounter someone playing poorly, and I ask 'em "What's going on? How are you so far behind?", they always tell me that they don't care and that they have a second account that'll hit Diamond within the week.

Now the funny thing is, none of these individuals actually produce said account they just proclaim it to be true. What is this, the default self-defence response for people who can't admit they were playing poorly? "I don't care! My second account is nearly Diamond! (rubs e-peen)" As if I'm supposed to think that means shit right here right now.

Newsflash! Your rank doesn't mean a damn thing if you don't have the skills to pay the bills in this match you are currently playing!

Please tell me I'm the only person to encounter this type of sore loser, I wouldn't wish such a person on anybody [zombie-brand-mindblown]