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Comebacks for those toxic people and trolls

Trash MammaI·1/7/2015, 1:45:39 PM·1 votes·1,617 views

Part 1:

Troll/Toxic: So bad. Uninstall noob.

Player: Yes, I am bad. That's why I can safely say you are too. Takes one to know one after all

Troll/Toxic: You're only winning because our (Insert Champ Name) is a stupid f*ck.

Player:Give me exact definition of "stupid" It should take less than 10 seconds to type

Allied member: goes to Google

Troll/Toxic: GG f*cking noob (Insert Champ Name) go kill yourself

Player: Executed.

Troll/Toxic: Mid or feed. I'm serious i'll waste the next X minutes of your life trolling you.

Player: Go for it. If the next X minutes of my life were important and would have a big impact on me I wouldn't be on league in the first place.

Troll/Toxic: Top plz. Going Teemo.

Player: dodge

Troll/Toxic: GG noob jungler never ganks (If they haven't asked) Player: GG noob (Insert Lane) never ask. (If they have asked) Player: That attitude just bought you another 10 minutes in solitude.

Got any of your own? Feel free to add them here.

6 Comments

BeatzBoyFTW1/7/2015, 3:01:30 PM2 votes

Riot be like "Let's ban the victim! Offender is surely innocent here"

disregardable1/7/2015, 1:53:15 PM1 votes

I'd report you both. I've gotten into the habit of reporting both teammates when they're toxic to each other. Hopefully they think the other reported them and counter-report, so each one gets 2 reports.

Mathlete8641/7/2015, 1:55:35 PM1 votes

What if someone says "fk u and ur mom fuckin faggot", happened to me twice :,(

Evil Jester1/7/2015, 1:58:46 PM1 votes

LOL i use that last comeback all the time when I jungle. I never gank for toxic players, never been banned, never been in trouble. so Ima keep on doing it

D0nC1/7/2015, 4:10:47 PM1 votes

You actually think that is a comeback? He makes you look like a gimp.