'We want Solo Q back!'

I just had a true Solo Q game. No one was premade. Wanna know what happened? I get dove by enemy laner and jungle and get a kill on the jungler and my jungle gets a kill on my laner. I snowball and roam mid for a kill so mid sits in base saying 'open mid just end'. Enemy adc blames my lane opponent (WHAT?!?!) for mid lane giving up and sits in base calling for reports on my enemy laner. Enemy support straight up leaves the game and I don't blame him. We took all 11 turrets and 3 inhibs before 20 minutes. Solo Q!

Similar things happened to me last season and I don't miss them. Yeah, Dynamic has glaring issues but I prefer it over shit like this.