Don't tell your team you are a smurf or were Diamond+.

Kikirino··1 votes·536 views
  1. No one will believe you. Why? Because no one has ever said that and not been trash.

  2. When, not if, you end up losing your team will blame you and mock your smurf/diamond skills.

  3. Unless you carry, which you people never do, you are just begging to be raged at.

  4. Most importantly, no one gives a shit. Absolutely no one.

9 Comments

Kãtãrinã1 votes

Then don't care if someone says it. they usually just say it when they think its needed to. lol if someone wants to say it take it with a grain of salt not for the sole truth. Even if he IS and he does bad, bad games happen lmao.

Kikirino1 votes

That's the thing though, I have never had someone say this and not be a large contribution to the loss. When someone says this I expect to lose the match because history has taught me to expect it.

ShuffledPancake1 votes

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That's the thing though, I have never had someone say this and not be a large contribution to the loss. When someone says this I expect to lose the match because history has taught me to expect it.

that is you assuming, your fault not histories, ( i dont go around yelling a white people about slavery)

Kikirino1 votes

That is because your experiences have not taught you that all white people are slavers. My history and experiences with people that say this has taught me that, more often than not, they will be horrible players.

ShuffledPancake1 votes

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That is because your experiences have not taught you that all white people are slavers. My history and experiences with people that say this has taught me that, more often than not, they will be horrible players.

it's by experiences don't TEACH me. Im not that controlled.

Kikirino1 votes

Touch something hot and get burned. Afterwards you learn through that experience that hot things will burn you if you touch them. Exact same principle. "Im not that controlled" means "I don't learn from anything I experience in life".

ShuffledPancake1 votes

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Touch something hot and get burned. Afterwards you learn through that experience that hot things will burn you if you touch them. Exact same principle. "Im not that controlled" means "I don't learn from anything I experience in life".

Im not /that/ controlled - to the point where i stereotype every person who says they are a smurf , if something is /hot/ doesn't mean it is going to hurt, it means it is above what i think is standard temperature e.g it is hot outside - doesn't hurt but is above average

ShuffledPancake1 votes

Id rather them say it then not if it is in a positive way, like oh let Player x and player z go bot they got a nice wombo, i know i am a diamond smurf (even if you aint)

Kotex1 votes

Yea. Those people pretending to be diamond smurfs are the worst.

Unless you're a challenger smurf like me, then its fine. Teemo

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