I almost died of laughter after this..

Trash MammaI·Mar 24, 2015·6 votes·1,061 views

roams top since I see a fight about to break out leaving adc with 3 health shrines

few minutes later

Amazing ult Bard. BAITED LOL Trundle smash (No srsly he said this lol)

dies at enemy tower trying to kill the low hp varus while his thresh is there Well, guess I don't have a support anymore. Leaving me alone 12 mins fking Bard

stares at the 3 untaken health shrines D'aww is the little baby upset his babysitter wont pick him up? * goes silent for the next 15 mins*

31 Comments

EleshakaiMar 24, 20158 votes

"D'aww is the little baby upset his babysitter wont pick him up?" well I hope I never have to play a game with you.

phirestarterMar 24, 20153 votes

A typical bard player attitude. They never admit that they are a terrible support. It's always someone else to blame.

In this guys defense they usually never leave behind 3 shrines, but I suspect he might be making that part up...

Nybx4lifeMar 24, 20151 votes

I don't know mechanics, But do health shrines even last that long?

I thought Bard is solid as a support though. Maybe not the players, but the champ.

MrDrBuddMar 24, 20153 votes

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I don't know mechanics, But do health shrines even last that long?

I thought Bard is solid as a support though. Maybe not the players, but the champ.

they last until they are picked up or if a 4th one is placed

SirsirMar 24, 20151 votes

Or they are stepped on by the enemy.

Trash MammaIMar 24, 20151 votes

In this guys defense they usually never leave behind 3 shrines

Are you saying this because you REALLY see this or because you THINK this since nobody ever picks them up?

phirestarterMar 24, 20151 votes

Every Bard I've played with. The most any has ever left before setting off on their spirit quest across the map, is one.

It would seem like the most obvious thing to do, and exactly what I did when I played Bard in normals.

phirestarterMar 24, 20152 votes

I stopped reading at "roams top" ...you went to roam, leaving your adc to die, and you think this is ok?

That's why bard picks are almost always autododged.

TeemoJenkinsMar 24, 20154 votes

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I stopped reading at "roams top" ...you went to roam, leaving your adc to die, and you think this is ok?

That's why bard picks are almost always autododged.

Nothing to see here folks, just a mad Bronze V that doesn't know why roaming is how you win games... nothing to see here.

phirestarterMar 24, 20151 votes

Maybe you should play Bard jungle then? Roaming support early game equals a loss, especially with someone as squishy and needy early game as Draven. Varus could be low HP, but he has tremendous range, while Draven does not.

Perhaps you should make that clear when you pick Bard and claim you are going to be a support.

It was good that you left those three shrines, but you should not have left lane.

If support is like a mother to the ADC, then you should be in jail for child abuse.

TeemoJenkinsMar 24, 20153 votes

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Maybe you should play Bard jungle then? Roaming support early game equals a loss. Perhaps you should make that clear when you pick Bard and claim you are going to be a support.

It was good that you left those three shrines, but you should not have left lane.

I roam as Leona / Morgana / Zyra / Braum / Annie when supporting. If the ADC can't play safe for three minutes it is ENTIRELY their fault if they die. Does the support have to stay in lane until the ADC is ready to buy and then wipe their bum as they walk back? Team game doesn't mean Support hand holds the ADC all game.

phirestarterMar 24, 20154 votes

Needless to say, if you are doing this during the crucial first 5 minutes of the game, then you're a terrible support.

TeemoJenkinsMar 24, 20151 votes

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Needless to say, if you are doing this during the crucial first 5 minutes of the game, then you're a terrible support.

Wait... HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, you mean roaming in the first five minutes is bad? No shit sherlock, you're making terrible assumptions, flaming someone for using Bard for what reason?

SirsirMar 24, 20152 votes

A) Hes not flaming, you are. B) Hes not talking about Bard, hes talking about in General. C) Therefore you are making an assumption.

Trash MammaIMar 24, 20152 votes

Says 5 mins..OP clearly says at 12 minuets.

And when I did draven had already had a kill up on varus and was fine. So I went top and secured THREE kills. While he ignored the health I left for him to try and tower dive then cries when it didn't work

SirsirMar 24, 20151 votes

Obviously he got 100-0d trying to dive a Thresh/Varus.

phirestarterMar 24, 20151 votes

No it doesn't. It just says in broken English:

Leaving me alone 12 mins fking Bard

That could mean that he was left alone for 12 minutes.

Trash MammaIMar 24, 20151 votes

I was able to understand what he was saying, in which "Leaving me alone 12 mins fking Bard" is exactly what he said word from word. Which was 12 minutes in

SirsirMar 24, 20151 votes

Bard Jungle doesn't work...

RaptameiMar 24, 20151 votes

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Nothing to see here folks, just a mad Bronze V that doesn't know why roaming is how you win games... nothing to see here.

Le roaming Bard ganks right?

TheSurfingRhydonMar 24, 20151 votes

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I stopped reading at "roams top" ...you went to roam, leaving your adc to die, and you think this is ok?

That's why bard picks are almost always autododged.

first of all, bard is a roaming support. Second, he left him with THREE health shrines

Trash MammaIMar 24, 20151 votes

That he had to run directly past to even reach the enemies towers..and never got picked up

LintheMar 24, 20151 votes

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I stopped reading at "roams top" ...you went to roam, leaving your adc to die, and you think this is ok?

That's why bard picks are almost always autododged.

Stopped reading is your problem. He left THREE health shines. Stop reading after THREE.

Similar has happened to me. I roamed as Janna to SAVE top turret because bot was fine. ADCs think support is chained at the waist to them: think Kalista and her bound support. That is never 100% true.

CaptainTatertitsMar 24, 20151 votes

just post the video.

Trash MammaIMar 24, 20151 votes

I don't record my games sadly. I uninstalled replay after URF left.

DeadlyQuestionMar 24, 20151 votes

I can't find an LoL recorder that actually works. LoL Replay successfully recorded maybe 20% of my games about 6 months ago the last time I tried to use it, and uninstalled when I learned the original developers weren't updating it anymore. Every other program is just high memory screen capture software that kills performance.

DrCyanideMar 24, 20152 votes

I was using na.op.gg to record my games, but they seem down for the count as well :(

Riot needs to implement their own replay feature. They mentioned that the server upgrades were a step to letting them do that, but I can't figure out what's taking them so long to implement a feature Starcraft 1 had...

DeadlyQuestionMar 24, 20151 votes

They truthfully put 90% of their energy towards making LCS a more profitable experience, which I am not saying they shouldn't focus on what's making them the most successful, but I love this game and it makes me feel like Riot doesn't care about it's player base as a whole. They have grossed over $1.5 billion in income over the last few years, and there's still no east coast server. That's absurd to me, but I am completely unsurprised they'd lack a feature a 90s game had.

KazaashiMar 24, 20151 votes

I like how the Bard flamers talked about how early roaming loses games. The bard had his ULT. I only know of a few champs with an ult within the first 5 mins of a game.

Then they flamed cause he left his support alone. Who proceeded to chase the enemy ADC to the ENEMY turret and died. Yea, that's the supports fault.

The logic is amazing.

SirsirMar 24, 20151 votes

So who picked last, the Bard or the Draven? Whoever did was in the wrong for picking that bot lane comp. You need a safe ADC to play Bard, you can't just pick him for the lulz. Especially when he was released so undertuned.

And you can't be mad or condescending for leaving a bot laner 1v2 against anyone with a good engage (Thresh).

Trash MammaIMar 24, 20151 votes

Well, for one he engaged on them..under their tower.

2nd You don't exactly need a safe adc. You just need someone who can compliment his kit. Draven in fact works pretty well. When vsing a Draven you don't want the guy getting free hits on you since he has retarded damage. If you get a stun off with Bard(assuming you do max Q first) you'll be able to bully them hard cause 1 stun = unable to trade with him.

Personally jinx/cait are my favorites though. They can set traps/chompers under people so they get hit right after the stasis.