Every single main ever WIP

Ahri- Ahri has one of the highest skill caps in the game. I have 2 skillshots and 3 dashes. Diana- We Diana mains have the best jokes in League of Legends Draven- Senpai brTT notices me when I 360 no-scope snipe your jungler from the other side of the map, and then have the return kill the enemy midlaner. DId I mention it's DRAAAAAAAAVEN? Ezreal- It's all skill, I ship Ez X Taric everyday. LeBlanc- Senpai Bjergsen notices me everyday when I blow up your entire team with a double W combo Mordekaiser- I blow up everything with my legendary 3rd Q, and then use my ghosty dragon to blow up your turrets. Sometimes I like to go bottom lane and then take literally 0 damage while building up my 3rd Q to flash ! your noob ADC to blow him up instantly. Renekton- I spam recall with Pool Party Renekton 24/ 7, sometimes I go full AD renekton where I blow up your adc with just one W. Riven- I am a legendary Diamond 1 smurf, omfg cannon minion died to tower shot noob jungler too dumb to take cannon GGAFK Sona- Sona has the highest skill cap in the game, high skill cap flash ultimate. Urgot- Did you know I existed? Vayne- I will 1v5 your entire team you fedora wearing, pringle-eating nublord Yorick- omg I love these Yorick jokes that the enemy toplaner is saying, only for me to blow them up with my tickly ghouls while buying more time for my ADC to continue to face roll. Zed- Senpai Faker notices me everyday when I 1v10 delete your adc and get out for free with my high skill cap flashy juke plays.