This one's gonna be in all caps and filled with bad words. It's time to rant.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME JUST TO GIVE UP LITERALLY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES INTO IT? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? LATELY I CAN'T GO A GOD DAMN GAME, RANKED OR OTHERWISE, WITHOUT SOME ASSHOLE GOING 'GG' OR SOME VARIATION OF IDIOCY AS SOON AS THE ENEMY TEAM GETS FIRST FUCKING BLOOD. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF AND PLAY THE DAMN GAME.

IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND YOU HAVE EVER DONE THIS IN A NON-JOKING MANNER, UNKINDLY GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU ARE A CANCEROUS MISUSE OF LIFE AND YOU HAVE NO REASON TO CONTINUE.

/rant.