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TyrekGoldenspear10 votes

This was beautiful.

Ahristocats11 votes

damn, why are you everytime in my threads?

i need help against stalkers

Skins Project6 votes

He's not the only one who needs help ;)

TheCharmingCharm3 votes

omg haii

Skins Project1 votes

.....

What is it with stalkers being stalked...

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Stalkception.

Papa Andrei3 votes

We would be glad to help you, if you let us in your bedroom :^)

BladeSingularity1 votes

Not you too ... I mean, why are you guys doing this to Boards posters?

BladeSingularity3 votes

It's Tyrek ... what do you expect?

Well, partially my fault for not supplying stories, so he wanders the Boards looking for stuff to read and comment on.

Skins Project1 votes

#LATE >:(

BladeSingularity1 votes

Hey, it's not like I have a computer ...

Skins Project1 votes

Stil tho...

#LATE

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

It's Tyrek ... what do you expect?

Hey now, that was mean. :'(

I don't stalk people on the boards for real... unless you count Mira.

Kappa.

Erractic Eick10 votes

Off topic, but would you be the Player Formerly Known as Sona X Rubick?

OceanicEyes5 votes

And gH God if I recall correctly.

Glory ln Death7 votes

He changes names almost as often as he changes mains. Almost.

Ahristocats28 votes

Nah, Sona X Rubick is dead

It's not a story the Boards will tell you. It's a high elo legend.

Dr. Sona X Rubick was a Darius ADC player. He was so powerful and so wise that he could use his favorite champion and influence the kappaclorians to create... a new meta.

He had such a knowledge of bullying laners that he could even keep the ones he cared about, from losing. The dark side of the meta is a pathway to many winrates that some would consider unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his lane, which eventually, of course, he did.

Unfortunately, he taught a Lulu main everything he knew, then his apprentice bullied him out of lane in her sleep. Ironic, he could save others from losing, but not himself.

FastAsHeck5 votes

is it possible to learn this power?

Ahristocats7 votes

unfortunatly we can't know the answer now he's gone

Incursio12045 votes

Not from a jedi.

World Ender3 votes

It's treason then.

Jeddy0171 votes

Hmm, Deja vu.

FastAsHeck1 votes

I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

ItzBongoz9 votes

Will it have a 3-hit passive, though?

Trinidad Might2 votes

ItzBongoz asking the real questions everyone needs to hear.

DorkunedAuras9 votes

I'm not sure you understand what "Stat Check" Champions are, Rubick.

ModCaptainMårvelous8 votes

Didn't he make Jhin?

Ekko, Gnar, Vi and Jinx.

Which would make Jhin nu...mb....er........five......

Sp33d Zer09 votes

It took 4 tries before he knew how to make.... PERFECTION!

ModCaptainMårvelous8 votes

As a Vi main I take offense to that.

Sp33d Zer03 votes

Ehh go power slam a ziggs ult.

Bottom Laner6 votes

Jayce "Did someone say Power Slam?"

NiceTryVi1 votes

HEY JAYCE. POWER SLAM!

Catastrophic1 votes

JAYCE, USE POWER SLAM!

Gnart Even Close8 votes

damn friend, i used to hate you for designing stat-checking champions Gnar Vi Jinx

In all fairness I would like to say that most of Mini Gnar's stat check problems emerge entirely from Frozen Mallet, not from his kit. Without FM, you can actually dodge Gnar's Q and outplay him.

Bottom Laner7 votes

"Stat check"

Ahristocats2 votes

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Mira Arya Enthe6 votes

Jinx has 3 delayed skillshots to dodge the only thing 'stat check' about her is that she has stats. Even her AAs require decision making. If your primary damage being AAs = stat check then Jhin is as well. Sounds like you yourself need an anti-salt dragon.

As for Gnar I hate him but he is nothing like Yi, Udyr or Garen style stat checking.

Vi I play so I will refrain from commenting at risk of showing the kind of bias you do.

Ahristocats1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Mira Arya Enthe,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ztGE9pl1,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-05-10T17:28:59.072+0000)

Jinx has 3 delayed skillshots to dodge the only thing 'stat check' about her is that she has stats.

she never uses any of that, you can even watch jinx in LCK played by Deft Jinx in teamfight only uses AA, W and R cut due to cast times her DPS and E is only used if they dive you

[{quoted}](name=Mira Arya Enthe,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ztGE9pl1,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-05-10T17:28:59.072+0000)

Even her AAs require decision making.

but that's still stat-checking, a duel with jinx is only decided if she has enough stats with mini-gun a teamfight against jinx is only decided if she has enough stats with rockets

[{quoted}](name=Mira Arya Enthe,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ztGE9pl1,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-05-10T17:28:59.072+0000)

If your primary damage being AAs = stat check then Jhin is as well. Sounds like you yourself need an anti-salt dragon.

it's rare that a jhin AA you to death, it's possible of course just like darius right clicking you to death But most of the time he needs his Q to kill you in lane by killing minions with it and increasing damage and W of course

[{quoted}](name=Mira Arya Enthe,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ztGE9pl1,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-05-10T17:28:59.072+0000)

As for Gnar I hate him but he is nothing like Yi, Udyr or Garen style stat checking.

he has way more stat than them and actually i was wrong about gnar he isn't stat-checking as he needs his Q 95% of the time

until he buys mallet like it was said

[{quoted}](name=Mira Arya Enthe,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ztGE9pl1,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-05-10T17:28:59.072+0000)

Vi I play so I will refrain from commenting at risk of showing the kind of bias you do.

if in a duel she needed a full charged Q to win it, instead of charging it for 0.1 sec knocking you+applying a W stack, then i wouldn't have called her stat-checking

Mira Arya Enthe6 votes

Why are you 'dueling' Jinx? She as an ADC dps champion. Unless you are a melee fighter, assassin, burst mage or skirmisher that can blow a DPS adc up you will lose to them. Their job is to DPS. Unless you are another DPS then of course it is whomever DPS best. The problem with real stat checks is they either are tanky enough to not get blown up or have a way to negate that counterplay. Such as Garen and Yi respectively.

A team fight against Jinx is decided by your ability to blow her up past her tank, support and other team mates. If you cannot do that her team played better than yours. That is no different than any other squishy DPS.

Most of Jhin's damage is his AAs. So if Jinx is stat check so is he. Just because it is slower but bigger hits doesn't change that they are both right click targeted damage.

Ahristocats1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Mira Arya Enthe,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ztGE9pl1,comment-id=000800000000,timestamp=2017-05-10T17:58:53.032+0000)

Most of Jhin's damage is his AAs. So if Jinx is stat check so is he. Just because it is slower but bigger hits doesn't change that they are both right click targeted damage.

the reload time tho?

id jhin in teamfight attacks wrong targets or can't attack targets that are squishy or low hp he's going to be fucked up compared to a normal hypercarry because of 2.6 sec reload time

that's not stat-checking, if you manage to play around jhin's fixed 4 bullets you can easily turn this into your favor even if he has more stats

[{quoted}](name=Mira Arya Enthe,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=ztGE9pl1,comment-id=000800000000,timestamp=2017-05-10T17:58:53.032+0000)

Why are you 'dueling' Jinx? She as an ADC dps champion.

i don't care about why i'm doing it it's still stat-checking no matter if it's dumb to duel her or not...

Mira Arya Enthe4 votes

90% of dps duels are stat checking that doesn't make the champion a stat check champion xD

Elikain3 votes

The reload mechanic for Jhin does get compensated through his inflated bonus AD scaling and the fact that his AAs hurt like howitzer shells. He's like the only Marksman who manages to get AD so high through 2 items that it resembles Assassin's gameplay more than Marksman's.

Not hating on Jhin but just putting him into proper perspective. Jinx needs a lot more to start hurting through a few AAs but Jhin does not as he is inherently stronger with less AAs and can engage from a lot longer range. Jinx lacks that kind of safety so with her, it's all or nothing.

Elikain2 votes

Every champion stat-checks at some point. Since all champions' power depends on stats they manage to get through items, runes and masteries.

YIZAKU3 votes

No joke when saying this, but if this blocked all toxic comments in team chat. This would be stronger than baron!

Votable Jester2 votes

Tbh that effect would be pretty strong xD

Velzard of Koz1 votes

And once the dragon is killed in writes into chat announcement GG, wp, blue team took the free dragon coz red team jungle is useless, surr@15, open jungle, report red team

QuickenedBlade1 votes

Gnar a statcheck champion??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Darius Annie Garen Tryndamere Graves KogMaw Kayle Twitch Udyr Teemo Syndra Sona Pantheon MasterYi Nunu Khazix Jayce Renekton

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