Petition for scuttle to flash mastery 7 whenever she eats honeyfruit

DID YOU JUST ASSUME SCUTTIE'S GENDER

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UPDATE: Guys chill lol, it's a joke in the Memes and Games boards. Relaaaaaxx

Or some sort of special emote like they made for Snowdown and stuff, but make it a smiley eating face emoticon or something, and whenever it changes directions or dodges a skills hot or something maybe a scared emote

Or flash a mastery 7 whenever scuttle dashes and dodges a skillshot, then says git gud

Have her flash it If you get executed by her. I know what you are thinking, but trust me, there must be elo low enough to achieve such thing despite its impossibility. Trust me, I'm Bronze I, I've seen wonders beyond imagination.

Why is being a little shit so deeply ingrained in the identity of this community. Maybe I'm just getting old.

i'm still killing it and taking the extra mana. because league has made me a horrible person!

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If Scuttles can flash a rank 7 when she jukes you and/or eats honeyfruit, then minions should flash a rank 7 and be fully healed when/if they kill you.

no. make them do that when they juke your skillshots

scuttie eats them? she isn't just sitting on them?

What if the scuttle also got the scent of the honeyfruit like Warwick and it drove him crazy and got an additional 100% movement speed towards it so it was a race? :D

[zombie-brand-clap] If I'v ever wanted to be BM'd by someone it's a mastery 7 scuttle crab.

This also needs to play when it happens

I always thought it would be funny if scuttle randomly became enraged and started chasing you down in the river (Like a 3% chance per auto). It would crit every hit, move as fast as it's dash move, and if you aren't on a tank jg it two-shots you. I think this would be a hilarious thing to add during april fools or something, how pissed would you be if scuttle just turns around and killed you!

Not even joking. This is propably one of the best petitions out there.

What is this doing in memes and games. Get this on the gameplay section ;)