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No More Cages16 votes

This is accurate. I actually had to ask my friends who the fifth champion on the other team was after leaving the lobby, despite having several kills on her. I just never really noticed. I was too busy noticing, in specific, her HP bar being lower than my Q damage every time she got near me. +6.

Nasus Terminology:

Fountain - The place that gives me health and mana to keep stacking Shop - The place that lets me sell the side-effect gold from stacking to stack better Lane - The land of stacks Minions - Early Game Stacks Towers/Jungle Creeps - Mid Game Stacks Enemy Champions - Those annoying things that try to stop me from stacking. Late Game Stacks. Ally Champions - Equivalent to enemy champions, but cannot be killed for stacks. Tower - That thing that protects me but keeps killing my farm Lane Opponent - That guy who doesn't appreciate stacks Jungler - That guy who steals my farm after trying to kill that guy who can't appreciate stacks Gank - When peopla invade my lane and distract me from stacking Sheen - That thing I'd trade my soul in for Death Screen - Time I'm not stacking Teleport - That thing I use to protect my stacks from the tower Pushing - That thing that makes it harder to stack because people keep poking me Life Steal - That thing that lets me stack while the apocalypse is falling on me Siphoning Strike - Stack Counter Mejai's Soul Stealer/Feast - Losing stacks on death? Might as well stay dead. Stacks - Life

Anyone have more to add? :v

StickyDice1 votes

You know we are all about the stacks man.

THE CANE Nasus

Squidsmastah1 votes

Spirit Fire - The thing that helps me get stacks faster.

nightsharks1 votes

A tip my fellow Nasus players for when you get ganked or the enemy champion "all-ins" on you, simply keep stacking and then they'll stop annoying you eventually.

Ironclad Dragon2 votes

Enemy Nasus - Someone who appreciates stacks.

Luuma5 votes

Not even a Nasus main and it's accurate.

LOL Spammer8 votes

Susan main and it's accurate.

Got New Glasses4 votes

nasus is one of the only champ that can't be scaled by the kda

had a nasus that finished with 998 stacks he was just a machine that was programmed to go top and destroy minions and building, he had 10 death and 1 kill he couldn't 1v5 what a shame

LOL Spammer4 votes

Singed?

charcharmunro1 votes

Singed is different. Nasus' value can often entirely just be in his ability to bulldoze a lane when stacked enough, even if he gets killed relatively easily. Singed just kinda... Gets "fed" via farming a crapton of minions.

Ghxztt3 votes

There was a map?

Whiteeye Avelyn1 votes

Who needs a map Ezreal

TallyZrg2 votes

Here I fixed it for you

http://i.imgur.com/2rUbsDO.jpg

D3m37r12 votes

Dragon- Easy 6 stacks plus i can stack faster. Baron- When i stack this u should surrender. Nexus- They didn't surrender Darius- That one guy that really hates stacking. Makes me very sad Singed- He helps me stack. Good friend

PeanutButterFan1 votes

you forgot 1 thing Spell Vamp-whats that map- wait theres a map

Noname41231 votes

For the most part, yes.

Buttèred Biscuit1 votes

What also doesn't help is that your team tells you to keep stacking. Team fight mid lane, should i help? No Nasus stay and keep stackin.

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