A day in baker pantheons bakery

Lady Hammerlock·8/24/2016, 11:49:53 AM·39 votes·1,847 views

Vel'Koz enters* Vel'Koz:I'd like 22 out of 7 pie's Pantheon:alright so thats 3.142857142857... 5 minutes later* Vel'Koz:for god sakes just round it off to the second decimal place Vel'Koz leaves

Karma enters to buy some casual bread Karma:Hey can i get some sa ala salsa with my bread Pantheon:I make bread not dippings Karma:well... Pantheon:well what? Karma: aren't you going to tell me where i can get sa ala salsa? Pantheon:Sorry but you weren't expecting some kind of spanish inquisition were you?

Musketeer Fiora and Twisted fate enter screaming "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION" only to leave

Hours later* Pantheon:finally closing time

Tahm and Cho barge in* Pantheon: oh no not you guys...sorry but I'm closed

Tahm and Cho relentlessly eat whats left of Pantheons supplies

The end

17 Comments

Ralanr8/24/2016, 11:53:33 AM16 votes

Pantheon then kills Tahm and Cho because he has anti tank items.

Glory ln Death8/24/2016, 12:22:18 PM4 votes

But... that's not pi...

Troll Slaiyer8/25/2016, 3:31:12 AM2 votes

Jax who wants a pizza da champ?

WutsKraken8/24/2016, 5:48:00 PM2 votes

Tahm and Cho did him a favor in a way. Bakers typically shouldn't leave food out for more than a day or so

Melledoneus8/24/2016, 6:20:59 PM1 votes

Shen Enters the store Pantheon "What do YOU want?" Shen "...I wanted to buy some bread...?" "Wait a second, aren't you the new delivery boy?" Shen "You know what? Never mind. I'm leaving." Shen leaves, muttering about being the Eye of Twilight and deserving better treatment

SpookyNeedle8/25/2016, 5:04:22 AM1 votes

3.141592653589793 is all I've memorized

VivaLaKitten8/25/2016, 6:46:59 AM1 votes

Ezreal PANTHEON! What are you doing?! Baking. Ezreal But we need you in this team fight! But I knead to bake. Ezreal OH COMON! But Ezreal close to being finished.

Pantheon This next order requires milk. Alistar You can't milk those. Oil be right bake. Alistar . . . ~Looks up I WILL CREAM YOU!

Taric Give me a pizza. Pantheon A pizza what?

Ashe Pantheon, get back here and help us team fight. But he's so cute. Gnar Gnar! GnarGnarGnar! I can't IGnar him. In fact, I think I'll baguette so I can take it home with me.

Nasus Now's not the time for fear, that comes later. Pantheon So you've starting the oven. Nasus Yes, the yeast rises.

Bagguette8/25/2016, 3:02:27 PM1 votes

Sa el la salsa omfg