A day in baker pantheons bakery

Lady Hammerlock··39 votes·1,847 views

Vel'Koz enters* Vel'Koz:I'd like 22 out of 7 pie's Pantheon:alright so thats 3.142857142857... 5 minutes later* Vel'Koz:for god sakes just round it off to the second decimal place Vel'Koz leaves

Karma enters to buy some casual bread Karma:Hey can i get some sa ala salsa with my bread Pantheon:I make bread not dippings Karma:well... Pantheon:well what? Karma: aren't you going to tell me where i can get sa ala salsa? Pantheon:Sorry but you weren't expecting some kind of spanish inquisition were you?

Musketeer Fiora and Twisted fate enter screaming "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION" only to leave

Hours later* Pantheon:finally closing time

Tahm and Cho barge in* Pantheon: oh no not you guys...sorry but I'm closed

Tahm and Cho relentlessly eat whats left of Pantheons supplies

The end

17 Comments

Ralanr16 votes

Pantheon then kills Tahm and Cho because he has anti tank items.

Skelenth7 votes

Then he uses them to make meat patties.

CookyPrince5 votes

or he can give TahmKench to Akali for sushi

Glory ln Death4 votes

But... that's not pi...

MavenSong5 votes

Correct.

It is at least 3.14159...

MavenSong2 votes

Baker Sona confirmed?

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

I think it's more of a 'Vel Koz Approves' Sona. You, just Sona's default with a little ribbon on your chest reading 'A Squid Likes Me'

Bottom Laner2 votes

That wasn't what I meant when I said I liked her buns

Lady Hammerlock1 votes

{quoted}

Correct.

It is at least 3.14159...

Not according to Vel'Koz's Damage per level!

but atleast i got the 22 out of 7 right..well i mean you can use that to count circles..

aítch1 votes

I DIDN'T MEMORIZE 3.14159265358979323846264338327950 FOR NOTHING DAMMIT

WutsKraken2 votes

Tahm and Cho did him a favor in a way. Bakers typically shouldn't leave food out for more than a day or so

Troll Slaiyer2 votes

Jax who wants a pizza da champ?

Melledoneus1 votes

Shen Enters the store Pantheon "What do YOU want?" Shen "...I wanted to buy some bread...?" Pantheon "Wait a second, aren't you the new delivery boy?" Shen "You know what? Never mind. I'm leaving." Shen leaves, muttering about being the Eye of Twilight and deserving better treatment

SpookyNeedle1 votes

3.141592653589793 is all I've memorized

VivaLaKitten1 votes

Ezreal PANTHEON! What are you doing?! Pantheon Baking. Ezreal But we need you in this team fight! Pantheon But I knead to bake. Ezreal OH COMON! Pantheon But Ezreal close to being finished.

Pantheon This next order requires milk. Alistar You can't milk those. Pantheon Oil be right bake. Alistar . . . ~Looks up Pantheon I WILL CREAM YOU!

Taric Give me a pizza. Pantheon A pizza what?

Ashe Pantheon, get back here and help us team fight. Pantheon But he's so cute. Gnar Gnar! GnarGnarGnar! Pantheon I can't IGnar him. In fact, I think I'll baguette so I can take it home with me.

Nasus Now's not the time for fear, that comes later. Pantheon So you've starting the oven. Nasus Yes, the yeast rises.

Bagguette1 votes

Sa el la salsa omfg

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