Use a quote of a champion to make a slogan

"You'd wish the world you know to end!"

Some environmentalist bullshit.

i provide catharsis for my clients and my victims

slogan for britannicus of racine

: Rest is for the living.

So come on down to Noxian Ned's mattress store. Your life needs rest and our mattresses are the perfect tools for it.

"Now we're cookin'"

Meth Lab

Misery loves company...

Dating website. :D

"For my next trick I will make you disappear" to the location of your dreams! book your next vacation with Travel Clown.

: Noxians... I hate those guys.

Something racist

"This power is mine to command." -

JG Wentworth. It's my money, and I want it now!

This. Probably for the latest in Farmer Manuals.

"How could I love only 1 man? they break too easily."

Some feminist league or something.

DARKNESS..

The new automated lamp which shuts down at the time of your choice.

Ok.