Catchy Title To Attract People

Ahri because she has big boobs and 9 pleasuring tails

Seriously, what's not to love?

https://youtu.be/Rb_lAZemWTQ

Her kit is phenominal, I love sailing and she is a Mermaid <3

Also,

http://pre14.deviantart.net/a1fa/th/pre/f/2013/104/8/8/nami_s_secret_by_nestkeeper-d61onfw.jpg

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/community-sitcom/images/a/ac/Abed_eyebrow_wiggle.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150305094336

Do you really want to know?

so I can be the most alpha male and juggle 2 big ass axes. Probably would pay a lot in the circus.

people always forget about me. [zombie-nunu-bummed]

Fancy hat? Check.

Cool accent? Check.

Card tricks? Check.

Ability to Teleport anywhere and stun people who are irritating me? Also check.

Downsides? None.

I could get any lady or man on the planet, and im rich with gems.