Aurelion Sol Voice Lines through 5 layers of google translate

This is some of Aurelion Sol's voicelines put through five layers of google translate (it's really distorted). Enjoy!

Taunt enemy Bard . “Choosing your dimensions, Bard, confusing . "Are you in the apartment or is it working?"

Taunt enemy Dunkmaster Darius . "If dance is the focus of these primitive sports, then I am the queen of the universe."

Taunt enemy Leona . “Sun, this sun?” ."You and Diana draw the same light.”

Taunt enemy Nasus ."Bravo, Nassauz, you've come in a dog! Now get me something more interesting." . "I could teach an old dog ten million new tactics, but I do not like nasi."

Taunt enemy Ryze ."Oh, Raise, I saw you came with a paper to get your note." . “Truth is beyond the language of magic.” ."Wonderful tattoos, where do they come from, magical prison? ... Oh."

Taunt enemy Human

."Oh, humanity, sometimes swarming from one mud to the other." . "Humanity is particularly special in the fight for survival of surprising extinction wounds." . "For animals, man has hit the company in the middle."

Move .The star is much more than the light sphere. " . "If you ask me, we can report it at least." . “My house is in my eldest place. " ."The story that they tell me about is probably true."

Attacking

."An exciting disaster - exciting, is not it?" ."Congratulations, you've got my humiliation". ."Clean, disaster is not a matter of Mudlin."

Kill Multiple with passive

."Well done, I just stood there." . "They're good for watching from a distance." . "They were not on their side". . "I think their fate is written in stars."

Use Starsurge (Q)

."It's time to get the right thing!" ."You think it's good to repeat!" . "Anyone want the dust star?"

Scoring Pentakill:

."It will talk about their next century." ."A secular dragon, five, one another, zero.(It went from cosmic dragon to secular dragon) ."Well, it was easy."

Buy Liandry’s Torment

"Ideal for bamboo celestial balls for mascara." "If the bird and the parents can go out with a mask, then I do."

Being Shut Down:

."With a ridiculous life like you, I guess you will try victory at least once." ."Oh, the joy of small animals could kill them better if they knew only the fluctuations or the strength of me."

Respawn:

."Because I'm a star dragon, that's because." ."If someone really can not go, it is not a return." ."Hello, have fun."

My favorite is Liandry's torment. Thank you, please answer the pole for who I should do next.