Do you know why malphite is the best support?
He has eyes He is a stone
therefore he doesn't need to buy 
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[zombie-brand-facepalm] [zombie-brand-clap]
Expected a "rock bottom" joke. I'm not even disappointed.
He's the best support because
HE'S ROCK SOLID
:Technically made of rocks too, finds your Lithophobia offensive.
I thought it was because his is sup mechanics are rock solid
Do you know why malphite is the best support?
flat armor marks seals glyphs and quints
So he waits in a bush all game to provide sight? Occasionally ulting?
Sight is the key to victory, also stone
"You will lose"
He's the best support because he's rock solid.
"You'll lose"