19 Comments

afmghost12/3/2016, 3:27:22 AM2 votes

I'm conflicted. TwistedFate because it would save a lot of money on gas and car insurance Nocturne to freak the hell out of my co-workers. It might convince them to stop nagging me to do everything for them.

Friendly Ram12/2/2016, 9:13:18 PM2 votes

Sion fuck driving i'll "walk" to work.

DireXcon12/2/2016, 9:21:31 PM2 votes

Ekko's ult, so that I can fix my mistakes.

Zach Sandwhich12/2/2016, 8:54:10 PM2 votes

Leona PRAISE THE SUN

MuffledGarbage12/4/2016, 3:39:27 AM2 votes

Taric so I could be invincible for whenever I wanted to.

Brutalitops0112/2/2016, 8:41:13 PM1 votes

I already have Karthus' ult. I sing so badly, people die.

EvilUnicornLord12/3/2016, 2:37:32 AM1 votes

Poppy

Because some people just need "encouragement" to get lost.

Chaos68912/4/2016, 3:36:08 AM1 votes

Rengar because the people close to me don't exist and I'd prefer not to be seen by others. item 3070

^how to depress that guy reading old posts

EndlessSorcerer12/4/2016, 3:38:39 AM1 votes

Kassadin No longer shall I have to walk around a building to reach the stairs or a door.

Catastrop12/4/2016, 3:38:41 AM1 votes

Lissandra's because I could either protect myself while killing everyone around me or just leave someone stunned and cold for funzies.

Valor Bot12/2/2016, 11:51:27 PM1 votes

I'd have Quinn's old ultimate, because who wouldn't want to just transform into a bird and swoop away

midnight oil2412/2/2016, 8:55:09 PM1 votes

I'd probably have to take Void Assault, so that I could vanish from parties and other social interactions.

Skelenth12/2/2016, 9:01:47 PM1 votes

Velkoz I would never need to read my books anymore. Well, they'd be one-time use, but still.

Worth it

boo91012/2/2016, 9:09:07 PM1 votes

heimerdinger ult

i could build and repair anything i wanted

the weeaboo12/2/2016, 10:17:10 PM1 votes

Jinx

A SUPER MEGA DEATH ROCKET