Good one Riot

Ahristocats·May 29, 2017·88 votes·4,222 views

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1350 ip, so expensive indeed too much for me

:^)

33 Comments

King OdinMay 29, 201775 votes

1350 IP for her _services _ not bad.... http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/446/460/866.gif

JVP15May 29, 201744 votes

Janna costs $2.95 a minute. This is a much better deal.

AhristocatsMay 29, 201732 votes

hm, that's a 177$ for an hour tho

CasterGilgameshMay 29, 201720 votes

then you best make it a quickie

FilDaFunkMay 29, 20173 votes

Time flies when you're having fun...

bill84May 29, 20175 votes

Zilean ?

GinkoGMay 29, 20171 votes

Best wing man for this job.

FaustavianMay 30, 20172 votes

Ekko would be imo.

you: OH FCK that didn't work, Ekko! On it! R you: maybe this time....

It Hertz When IPMay 29, 20174 votes

Don't worry, it'll be a breeze.

AhristocatsMay 29, 20178 votes

yeah but i'm unfortunatly the kind of dude that likes it slow in bed :/

Velzard of KozMay 29, 201720 votes

Urgot's there for you

MelledoneusMay 29, 20177 votes

Slorp

OH GOD.

junglerboy16May 29, 201713 votes

Slorp

URGOD.

FTFY

FaustavianMay 30, 20171 votes

Don't worry, you'd only pay $14.75

Bardo Bard BardMay 30, 20171 votes

Good thing you're form EU; not sure from where exactly but if you pay in € or BPS, you can have cheaper due to exchange rates to USD :-)

DanjengMay 29, 20175 votes

$5 gets you 650 RP, and Evelynn costs 585 RP. At 50% off, she costs about 290 RP. That puts her price at about $2.20. So if Evelynn is on sale, she does indeed lend her services rather cheaply. Otherwise, she normally costs about $4.40. With that much money, you could get Janna for a minute, and throw in Sivir or Annie or Garen too.

JVP15May 29, 20174 votes

All depends on how long you intend to last. If you frequent or god forbid post on the gameplay boards, you are probably a virgin and wouldn't last a minute with someone as skilled as Janna. If you are a memelord like LaughingFish, then so many women want to satisfy you every day that it would cost a whole lot for a session with Janna and Evelynn might provide more bang ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for your buck.

DanjengMay 29, 20172 votes

One day I hope to amass as many memes as Laughing Fish to wow my woman. Then finally my parents would be proud of me and come to their senses that my time on boards were well spent.

Skins ProjectMay 29, 201729 votes

Make her 13500 ip.

Then give her a 90% discount..

Kinda like Draven Draven

NymzoMay 29, 201717 votes

Never realize Evelynn was the Widowmaker.

Strangely, I have yet to see her with a sniper or be friends with Fiora.

NielarkenMay 29, 20174 votes

To be honest she should be friends/rivals with ahri.

NymzoMay 29, 20173 votes

(It was an Overwatch reference).

AntiSkillshotMay 29, 201725 votes

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Never realize Evelynn was the Widowmaker.

Strangely, I have yet to see her with a sniper or be friends with Fiora.

You mean, the one in Overwatch wishes she was Eve. Because... you know... the one in League came out way before that wannabe did.

The LexerMay 29, 20172 votes

Not to mention having invisibility as a sniper would be awesome

ninjaroxasMay 29, 20171 votes

oh god nova on Hots please god no

TormentulaMay 29, 20177 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Lexer,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=QjnRvEJd,comment-id=000200010000,timestamp=2017-05-29T17:58:49.587+0000)

Not to mention having viability as a sniper would be awesome

FTFY