League of the Rings

One day... In Bandle City

Where is that blasted boy? Teeemo?!

(somewhere in the forest) 1. 2. 3. 4..

(rides into town) Teemo, Dinger gave you this ring. Keep it out of site.

...K

(2 Hours later)

TEEMO! YOU NEED TO GET DAFUQ OUTTA HERE! The Shadow Isles is commin for ya! I'm ready. Take your lil gardening girlfriend with you. I'll support you teemo! Now GTFO!

(on the road)

..... ..... can we come with? ....... UGHGHGHGH. Don't feed. Yay!

(on the road)

Gallop... Gallop....Gallop

.... Shhhhhhh... he might not see us chucks bomb BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Wut duh fuk was that!? gallops away

-____________- XD

(some random bar)

Hey tavern guy... who dafuq is giving me the stare-down in that corner? IDK what his real name is... but in these parts they call him.... J4. J4............

(in a dark corner of the bar) +

J4............ Surprise Booty BUST! WTF!?

--------> + ............ ITS THE EYE OF MORDEKAISER

Takes off the ring.

MAN! Dont put that on again! Now take yo ass to sleep. We got Inc.

(at night)

Pfff... ainobody here but some fat man. (tosses barrel) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

PENTAKILL!

Get rekt.

TO BE CONTINUES....