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bookwormpete28 votes

Step one: Dodge the tentacles. Step two: Run from the tentacles. Step three: Don't play as Academy Ahri. Step four: Profit?

Mistress Madoka12 votes

Alternately:

  1. Play as Academy Ahri
  2. Run toward the tentacles
  3. :^)
  4. Profit!
mkmuffen3 votes

this took me a moment to figure out, your post made the other one make sense...i felt ashamed for understanding

The Ellimiist8 votes

yah seriously one of the easiest champs to lane again. Saw some guys complainaing "omg tentacle hurt so much" and "omg this blue ocean tentacle rape thing lasts forever".

Step 1: read wtf a champ does Step 2: DODGE!

doombotMECHA10 votes

seriously tho her e has more details than rammus's entire lore

Tentacle Love9 votes

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seriously tho her e has more details than rammus's entire lore

Yeah, but rammus's entire lore is just Rammus : "Ok."

Excitidly Insane2 votes

Which makes more sense than spectral tentacles from a god from the SERPENT ISLES.

Tentacle Love1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Excitidly Insane,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=IYoYMyyH,comment-id=0004000000000000,timestamp=2015-11-27T07:55:04.435+0000)

Which makes more sense than spectral tentacles from a god from the SERPENT ISLES.

What's wrong with Tentacles?

Excitidly Insane1 votes

Serpents often have tentacles amirite?

What Is Smite2 votes

Kraken: Based off the design of a squid, it's a monstter of myth with scales like a snake and tentacles of an octopus or squid depending on the depiction's

Excitidly Insane1 votes

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

Oh wow. I gotta read more fml.

What Is Smite2 votes

Mythology is the one of the few types of reading any gamer will love

Wyrmblade2 votes

Stopping the inexorable tentacles is a fools mission.

Tentacle Love1 votes

{quoted}

Stopping the inexorable tentacles is a fools mission.

You're not supposed to stop the tentacles!

HxC Manickmonkey3 votes

She even tells you to move

Gengar5 votes

So.. Dodge her E or dodge the game? Both sound like reasonable choices.

JaggedSyringe1 votes

You have to dodge everything... why she needs a nerf is beyond just her Insain burst!

The problem is her KIT along with.

Very Strong Sustain and Defense scaling... she is a great tank! while also being a** bursty ass top laner!** to much damage for a champ that has that much health and the abaility to drain a while team.Illaoi = Katarina +Rammus thats to op! can anyone say Easy Penta?

when i get a penta i want to put in the work for it.. how many times have i seen her barrel through 3 champs without moving... thats to eazy.. just mash keys and rely on insain sustain and Armor/MR ratios to keep you safe.. she dont have to dodge anything to keep alive.. thats insain.. if she didnt have the damage then id be fine with it.. but thats not the case.

The Nerf has to happen on either her Health or her Damage, either way its gotta happen... esp for Mele champs laning her... imagine... trying to take out the tent's while thats hapinging she ults sould drains after jungle slows ya.. even with your jungle there.. its an unprofitable situation.

No champ on league has been allowed to have such high stats on both fields... they all got nerfed... this champ _**

Illaoi**_ is no exception!

and this just dodge?[zombie-brand-facepalm] its like noone plays against anyone worth a damn.

To answer your question simply.. i win against her all the time... but she needs a nerf after everyone buys her!cuz we know Riot wont untill they do!

Myles JT4 votes

Thought the same thing when fighting as and against her on the PBE. Her tentacles are extremely easy to dodge, except for when shes ults.

Lajinn54 votes

While I agree its easy to dodge her attacks, they REALLY need to fix her hitboxes, the indicators are way way off, at least make the indicators correct riot

StrangeStrategy1 votes

Yeah, I'm glad I'm not the only one who seemed to notice this. Her tentacle smash is harder to dodge that it seems, based off the indicator.

NazZomLord2 votes

First buy, boots.

Excitidly Insane1 votes

MS Quints for the win.

doombotMECHA1 votes

yea she kinda like an ad cho that way.

Gixia2 votes

Man, I always disliked that video because it cuts Piccolo off during his 'Damn you Pavlov!' line. Seriously, that's pretty much interrupting a guy halfway through the punchline! Don't do that, it ruins the joke!

ltmetal1 votes

Bump. Upvoted for using my favorite running gag from DBZ Abridged.

Yrzen1 votes

Pay attention to where tentacles will sprout up and rotate around it with the tentacle as the axis. THEN FUCKING HIT THE TENTACLES BECAUSE THEY WON'T GO AWAY IF YOU JUST LEAVE THEM THERE FOR HER TO USE ON YOU.

Fuaztin1 votes

I would recommend not playing until she gets nerfed. All release champs go through the riot profit phase.

Brohoof1 votes

Yorick

Stars Shaper1 votes

You might have forgotten that not all characters have 400 movement speed baseline.

Woodsy25751 votes

Dodge!

Sadistic Cheese1 votes

have to agree. She hurts, sure, but she doesn't hurt THAT BAD.

"OMG her E thingie lasts forever!" KILL. TENTACLES. You're all playing ADCs now, because apparently due to Marksman update that's a thing, so how are you NOT able to simply side-step a HIGHLY TELEGRAPHED ATTACK and poke it with two autos? If anything it wastes time.

Now, if you get hit in Teamfights and don't back off? yeah. You're gonna have a bad time. but that's why you need to be AWARE. Even if You can't dodge, you can back yourself out of the fight so the team doesn't get pounded by tentacles.

Even champions with lower movespeeds haven't had a ton of problems at least dodging Q harass. Okay, so you get smacked by her E. Big whoop. Again: back off, kill three tentacles, go back to business as usual.

MetalGearTeemu1 votes

Now if only the tentacle wasn't wider then the ground targeting indicator and pretty much a garen-tee'd hit on many top laners with poor attack animations.

But yeah, I guess "Doj" works.

Weathered1 votes

As soon as i read the title i clicked the like like " YES YES YES YES YES"

JaggedSyringe1 votes

{quoted}

You have to dodge everything... why she needs a nerf is beyond just her Insain burst!

The problem is her KIT along with.

Very Strong Sustain and Defense scaling... she is a great tank! while also being a** bursty ass top laner!** to much damage for a champ that has that much health and the abaility to drain a while team.Illaoi = Katarina +Rammus thats to op! can anyone say Easy Penta?

when i get a penta i want to put in the work for it.. how many times have i seen her barrel through 3 champs without moving... thats to eazy.. just mash keys and rely on insain sustain and Armor/MR ratios to keep you safe.. she dont have to dodge anything to keep alive.. thats insain.. if she didnt have the damage then id be fine with it.. but thats not the case.

The Nerf has to happen on either her Health or her Damage, either way its gotta happen... esp for Mele champs laning her... imagine... trying to take out the tent's while thats hapinging she ults sould drains after jungle slows ya.. even with your jungle there.. its an unprofitable situation.

No champ on league has been allowed to have such high stats on both fields... they all got nerfed... this champ _**

and this just dodge?[zombie-brand-facepalm] its like noone plays against anyone worth a damn.

To answer your question simply.. i win against her all the time in lane, but its an uphill struggle and not eazy with any champ esp Yasuo which is Scarty as fuq...she needs a nerf after everyone buys her! cuz we know Riot wont untill they do!

AL0001 votes

well its not hard to avoid... thats easy part but not fun...

to be honest... tentacle is the most dumbest ever... it ruin opponent's lane...

DoctorWolf181 votes

It's easy SUMMON THE MIGHT OF THE MUSCULAR GAREN

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