You acquire your fav champion's passive
What's the outcome?
Hmm...
If I die I can go on a murderous rampage that never ends as long as there are victims...
Ehh....
What's the outcome?
Hmm...
If I die I can go on a murderous rampage that never ends as long as there are victims...
Ehh....

I splash people and they run faster.
This actually already happens irl.
I need to lick my food 3 times before i can actually eat it
help me pls
I can see it now.
I'm just lying in my death bed surrounded by my loved ones, seeing them one last time as my last breath passes through my lips.
Then suddenly, I let out a bloodcurdling scream and chase everyone in the room until I explode with immense force.
Tentacles constantly spawn on surfaces around me.
Complications will be had.

I pick up random junk on the side-walk, and get to have Miyazaki-style Spirit friends in exchange ... awesome.
If i ever learn how to cast spells i can give people crabs
Literally jackshit.
: A bird flies down and tells me where I should hit someone to make them really feel it.
I can walk through units.
Oh wait..
If I kick someone in the jewels I won't have to fear his wrath and simply grin while he punches me back

.....
proceeds to spin around violently
i can jump out of bushes for SURPRISEBUTTSEX
I'll be in the girls' changing room.
My arm got chopped off!!
No prob it'll regenerate
I abandon those who most need me in order to collect windchimes. Hundreds of windchimes. When my family and freinds stage an intervention, I throw my imaginary freinds at them, who proceed to explode before being replaced.
I can explain why I'm collecting souls.
Wait.
No I can't.
When im about to die I dont.

I am permanently invisible.
I already have that v-v
yea i have new pet i will
love him
and pet him
and take care of him
and call him George
http://giphy.com/gifs/PtEZTzZywiWd2
.....21 sec later
oh NO he's dead T.T
I turn into an annoying spirit when i die. Oh wait I'm already like that alive.
I break people's ankles by smashing them on the head.
My sword becomes searing hot every 15 seconds! But I don't have a sword
(Looks down at hands)
HayRoss has learned fire punch
heheheheheheh. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

So I can still be hurt...but when I punch people my bruises/wounds heal?
Awesome, so now if I get into a car accident I just need to repeatedly punch the paramedics to heal up.
I gain Armor and MR for every enemy near me...
I see how the armor could be useful, but does the MR mean that I'm just not affected by magic tricks?
Magician: watch as I pull a rabbit out of my hat! Me: There is a hidden compartment at the bottom of the hat -__- Magician: ...
Time to teach villains a thing or two about JUSTICE! (Yes, I used his ult's passive. No, it is not cheating if the passive is that just). http://i.giflike.com/ph5FKPA.gif
I get extra armor and mr, okay cool? It's doubled when in dragon form? Well... how do I turn into dragon?
I gain movement speed and little yellow people follow me around if I collect tampons O_O
I attack 20% faster and every third attack hits the guy next to the guy I'm attacking.
Maybe I should start a dojo.

Huh...I become healthier after eating food.
WOW IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD THIS PASSIVE BEFORE THANKS OBAMA
i have no idea what to make of any of these passives
I'm rich ! but at what cost?
awkward or should i say cawkward?....