green father translation is "père vert" in french which also means literally "pervert" in english
http://pm1.narvii.com/6232/9ce8eae4fa9e3042a7bb6d599e6e8fcf36add4b4_hq.jpg
So if you meet an ivern main IRL you know what to do
https://media.giphy.com/media/6h4z4b3v6XWxO/giphy.gif
also makes me wonder if some people i know aren't secretly ivern mains
Looked it up on google https://media.giphy.com/media/BGULpS3JQMlfG/giphy.gif
Well. He often stalks top lane, molesting these poor laners and offering them candy to lure them in! Of course he's a pervert!
Shhhhhhh
dont out us
What a great day to be french
I tried to do this for some other champions, typed in "Malphite" and realized I was a fucking idiot.
As dong Huap said: "All junglers are child molesters."
And I like the play on words you did
(And we all know père vert means green father in English)
