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OceanicEyes103 votesDon't mess with a fat man who can outrun a helicopter
Ahristocats39 votesYes Yes indeed
Tranoze19 votes
Strange almost all fly characters in League have that move speed. Everything went wrong.
SSShutTheDuckUp6 votes
At least there is an exception
Tranoze8 votesWhich went wrong too, Valor is a bird that flying and carrying a human weight about 5~10 time more weight than her.
Velzard of Koz6 votesIt's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
SSShutTheDuckUp4 votesWell, not exactly. Eagles are actually know for killing and carrying prey, heavier than themselves. Knowing how huge the old model of Valor was, how small Quinn is, and the fact that Valor is actually some weird Demacian ultra-mega eagle him carrying Quinn is somewhat believable.
FatedSaviour1 voteswhats weird is the fact of valor being way smaller than quinn, then by ulting valor is much bigger than quinn now
SSShutTheDuckUp1 votesMaybe he is inflatable?
Schoenberg7 votes[{quoted}](name=Velzard of Koz,realm=EUNE,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=EEsEGPNU,comment-id=000100000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-06-18T11:17:25.688+0000)
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
Hokage Mundo1 votesThis fucking guy XD
50000000000000001 votesBase movement speed of 325
Thefrostyviking2 votesMagic bird, problem? :^)
Welcome to league, we got space dragons that can be killed by blowdarts and stuff like a thousands of years old mummy 
that just wants a hug aaaand a bird of ice that can lay eggs.
Because magic is funny like that.
Enrovy1 votesyou're disrupting reality, you don't know what you're doing!
Fefnil1 votesIf Pidgey can use Fly, Valor can carry Quinn.
Tails901613 votesDon't mess with a fat man in general
OceanicEyes4 votes*E's towards enemy team, screaming *
Tormentula19 votesMan?
That fat attack helicopter you mean! You think a fat man can out run a helicopter? Clearly his gender is misunderstood.
OceanicEyes23 votesIt all makes sense now. He's really a helicopter that carries loads of grog.
13900 Essence6 votesThe one you refer to as "man" or "he" actually sexually identifies as a Boeing AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter and you have no right to tell Gragas otherwise.
Copters aligning as this gender prefer the pronoun boe. Forms being boe, boe're, boer, boe's, boes, etc.
MurderByNumbers5 votesDon't mess with a fat man who can outrun a helicopter
*roflcopter
Melledoneus10 votesHe's not fat.
He's just big-boned.
crippler382 votesYeah, big soft boned. Lots of jelly like bones in him.
ShovelShepherd1 votesBones don't jiggle when you walk
rengar or tilt1 votesim dead
13900 Essence12 votesJust like how Malphite isn't just a boulder. He's a rock.
Itsbeghdev1 votesA rock!
FatedSaviour2 votesHe's the rock
FTFY
13900 Essence2 votesWhere is our Professional Wrestler Malphite skin Riot?
Bob the Toastr2 votesI ALMOST MISSED THIS GEM.
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape!
Theorex2 votes...
I "love" that excuse xD
DarkRitual17 votesCorki has trouble getting to the gas pedal, with his short legs and all.
rework trundle11 votesThat's weird, I've never though of Corki having legs. I just considered him being the helicopter.
JaxMoonStealer8 votesOld but gold.
Altonius Amakiir2 votesImagine that being Lee Sin ulting someone through a line of mushrooms into a bush with a sapling.
General Esdeath 13 votesMore mass =/= slower.
Why are tigers faster than mice? Checkmate atheists
Arakadia1 votesI don't get what you mean at the end.
SpearKitty13 votesROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
Thilmer4 votesIt's the power of alcohol.
meowwow73 votesmobility spells :3
Sugar Momma1 votesIf only Corki's W decreased CD when you hit enemies with it...
...As if using it offensively to your death as is wasn't a problem enough!
meowwow72 votesnah instead you get a double cast for when you have a package
Brascus3 votesleague of legends not league of logic
FilDaFunk1 votesHe rolls.
