You know what's longer than Morgana's snare?

Jasiwel·Sep 8, 2015·115 votes·4,279 views

Waiting for a support in Team Builder.

68 Comments

ShandrakeSep 8, 201540 votes

What's longer than Morgana snare?

Dominion queues.

JasiwelSep 8, 201528 votes

You know what's even longer? Dominion Draft Queues.

LICENSED HOOKERSep 8, 20153 votes

Please, here this takes the cake... ready?

Twisted Treeline Ranked Ques..

ShamuTheWhaleSep 9, 20152 votes

Nope try queing in challenger tier twisted treeline ranked ques

LICENSED HOOKERSep 9, 20151 votes

this

KruchoSep 9, 20151 votes

what the fuck this thing exists

XonraSep 8, 201520 votes

{quoted}

What's longer than Morgana snare?

Dominion queues.

Had to fight the urge to ask "What's Dominion?"

ScribbsSep 8, 20152 votes

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Bouffon dAnglaisSep 8, 201515 votes

dude thats ascension

/seriousnotserious

Rand0mH3r0XSep 9, 20151 votes

His DV and your UV just show how dumb people are. XD

I love dominion!

ScribbsSep 9, 20152 votes

Well, you just asked... Dominion's the circle map with 5 turrets that you have to cap to earn points.

Why am I getting so many downvotes? That was my best explanation without rambling on for hours.

TomatosxSep 9, 20152 votes

you missed the joke lmao

ScribbsSep 9, 20152 votes

I probably did, but that still doesn't explain all the downvotes.

TomatosxSep 9, 20151 votes

Generally when your wrong, you blatenly miss something, or you use horrible sarcasm, you get down voted to oblivion

ScribbsSep 9, 20153 votes

Okay. I'll remember that. Thanks for telling me how to forum!

BorblandSep 8, 20152 votes

The legends says it's a secret map you can play.

It also says it has a button somewhere to play it, but it's only legends...

Robert SmithSep 8, 20156 votes

Skarners new passive

hgjkdlsaf jeldvbSep 8, 20151 votes

when skarner isn't banned.

5000000000000000Sep 8, 201514 votes

And by some magic when you do get a support, you're missing an adc.

JasiwelSep 8, 201511 votes

In my experience, whenever we get one it's either Bard or Bard.

HayRossSep 8, 20153 votes

Sometimes it's Bard

Tails DollSep 8, 20151 votes

I always Q as Bard. "You want a support?! Yeah, you do, so what's gonna be..?" And then proceed to carry the game.

JasiwelSep 8, 20152 votes

To be fair, most Bards I run into now are actually better than any other supports I get in Teambuilder. I have a sneaking suspicion it's where players go to try support and where Bards go to pwn n00bs.

BioticBronySep 8, 20153 votes

As a bard main I confirm this

Tails DollSep 9, 20151 votes

It's the only place where I can get 40+ min games consistantly, so I can fuck bitches up with mah meeps. None expects support Bard to solo Riven.

Crowe StalkerSep 8, 20159 votes

You know what's longer than that?

Waiting for an ADC that's not Vayne, Jinx, or Kalista.

hgjkdlsaf jeldvbSep 8, 20154 votes

mid laners not talon/zed/yasuo. I don't know what it is, but AD mids are a dime a dozen in team builder.

MealReadytoEatSep 8, 20154 votes

I've seen a lot of Ahri too

WeatheredSep 8, 20157 votes

Waiting for riot to change riven to a skillful champ

PhifeSep 8, 20153 votes

Or waiting for Quinn to be deleted and scrapped.

Valor BotSep 8, 201527 votes

{quoted}

Or waiting for to be deleted and scrapped.

You're going to be waiting forever it seems >:D

PhifeSep 8, 20152 votes

No one in the world can deny she is a shit champion by design and is flawed to her very core that she cannot exist as both a melee / ranged ADC

Blue Moon WolfSep 8, 20159 votes

judging by that logic, then these also need to be deleted: Jayce Nidalee Kayle Gnar and considering Riot would sooner do a re-launch for a champ rather than delete them entirely... you are indeed going to have a long wait

PhifeSep 8, 20152 votes

none of those champions fit into the marksman category, so i don't know if you're braindead or bronze.

Blue Moon WolfSep 8, 20155 votes

melee / ranged

All of them have that mechanic in some shape or form and get WAY more complaints than Quin has gotten, no they don't really fit marksman, but if you were using any form of logic to begin with, we wouldn't be having this conversation. "Braindead" would be expecting riot to delete a champ they already released and have had out for a while now.

1MazaSep 9, 20151 votes

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judging by that logic, then these also need to be deleted: and considering Riot would sooner do a re-launch for a champ rather than delete them entirely... you are indeed going to have a long wait

Jayce's playstyle is poke and only use melee for 1v1. Nidalee's is poke then delete you. Gnar builds full tank. Kayle never has to use melee range after like 10 minutes.

Quinn's ult is the most completely useless thing in the game. You 1v1 with it, you die because there's not enough burst. You can't delete anyone because not enough burst. You're squishy as balls. At least Kayle HAS an ult that's usable while she stays outside melee range.

Quinn blows, there's really no argument to make for her.

Daedalus871Sep 8, 20154 votes

While the fact her ult makes her into a melee ADC may stop her from getting played at the highest levels, all she needs a simple fix to her AA's to make her viable for solo queue.

PhifeSep 8, 20151 votes

No, she needs a new E, W and R....

Daedalus871Sep 8, 201511 votes

Stay bad then.

hgjkdlsaf jeldvbSep 8, 20152 votes

She's plenty viable as a top laner, and god damn, she sucks to lane against.

FowusSep 9, 20152 votes

{quoted}

No one in the world can deny she is a shit champion by design and is flawed to her very core that she cannot exist as both a melee / ranged ADC

She's a bit buggy but I don't see a problem other than that

PhifeSep 9, 20151 votes

She is 100% an ADC and now i've established this, lets go on.

Her E and her R FORCES, its not optional. It FORCES you into melee range [No ADC (glass cannon) should be in melee range unless they're caught out of position] Her W is ashes E but even worse now considering Ashe's E is global (And the argument that the range is a giant cirlce around her is pointless and invalid, because most of the time you Dont need to know if the enemy is where you once were, you would know that already. You're just looking for targets in cautions zones ahead of you.)

Her R gives her a set of "new" abilities that are worse than her previous forms abilities, Q that doesn't blind and requires melee range, E dash into melee range (once again) and her W stays as useless as ever, With the exception of her ult being an AOE physical damage garen ult, It has awful scaling and base damage.

Valor BotSep 9, 20151 votes

{quoted} Q that doesn't blind and requires melee range

What? Her Q does blind during Tag Team.

SulghunterSep 9, 20151 votes

Yes, the blind is an aoe circle centered on you during tag team.

Spicy RiceSep 8, 20153 votes

The only thing longer than morgana's snare, is the time it takes my girlfriend to shop at the mall

GorgannanSep 8, 20153 votes

My diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

iamond friends queues?

Chespin2013Sep 8, 20152 votes

Yorick Yes please do go on its not like any of you whippersnappers have been waiting for Eons

WolfeurSep 9, 20152 votes

You know what's actually shorter than Morgana's snare?

Finding a team as a support in Team Builder.

SulghunterSep 9, 20151 votes

Yeah, when ever I'm in normals and get shafted with support, and asked if I want support, I just say that, if I wanted to support, I would've gone to team builder.